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Name any skiing problems you have (need business ideas for a class)

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Ski76
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I’m taking a business class for school, and I hate our idea. I would love to do something that involves skiing! Please list any problems you have while skiing or any ideas you have!

**This thread was edited on Feb 16th 2020 at 3:45:06pm
Feb 16 2020 3:44PM
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yaboibarrywhite
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Ikon pass
Feb 16 2020 3:54PM
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DominatorJacques
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Ski76I’m taking a business class for school, and I hate our idea. I would love to do something that involves skiing! Please list any problems you have while skiing or any ideas you have!

**This thread was edited on Feb 16th 2020 at 3:45:06pm

Need tree trunk legs!
Feb 16 2020 4:31PM
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SavageBiff
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Need 4000’ vert in the East
Feb 16 2020 4:53PM
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crustyboot.420
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Money
Feb 16 2020 5:19PM
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270on420out
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Make ski poles with screwdriver heads on the tips
Feb 16 2020 5:49PM
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Dan-Man
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having homies that are down to ski.
Feb 16 2020 6:22PM
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cmski4_
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swerve skiers
Feb 16 2020 7:07PM
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animator
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DIRTYBUBBLEMake ski poles with screwdriver heads on the tips

THIS. It seems so simple yet no one has done it yet???
Feb 16 2020 7:09PM
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bogust
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make it easier for my cuffed snow pants to stay cuffed so I can do fun snow stunts
Feb 16 2020 7:20PM
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abar.
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Indestructible synthetic ACLs
Feb 16 2020 7:25PM
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shin-bang
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I have way too much shin bang
Feb 16 2020 7:38PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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2nd this and it should be solveable
shin-bangI have way too much shin bang
Feb 16 2020 8:20PM
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GKS
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hear me out on this one. ski boots but they're the size of hip waders, they have built-in knees braces, and like 15 buckles. and also a dong holster.
Feb 16 2020 8:39PM
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Helltown_Sender
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This may be a little more than wack but hear it out...
bindings for snowboard boots on skis to get rid of shinbang. I know what you’re thinking “that’s dumb just wear ski boots” but if embraced within larger resorts then the first time Asian vacationers that don’t speak any English won’t have any issues on stairs, and may even make their boots tight. Eh?
Feb 16 2020 9:11PM
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SavageBiff
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Just gave me an idea for a new trick , it’s like tail tappin a tree but with my sheathed dong

GKShear me out on this one. ski boots but they're the size of hip waders, they have built-in knees braces, and like 15 buckles. and also a dong holster.
Feb 16 2020 9:11PM
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iced
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animatorTHIS. It seems so simple yet no one has done it yet???


probably because we carry a small screwdriver in our pocket or car lol
Feb 16 2020 9:24PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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not being able to dub
Feb 16 2020 10:14PM
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b0ss
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Gloves with vents
Feb 16 2020 10:24PM
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TheDoughAbides
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i wish i could magnetically attach my chapstick to my helmet. get on this OP
Feb 16 2020 10:56PM
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elcheapo
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Adaptive cruise control type device that keeps you from running into bozos, eliminates tips crossing and you never fall or get injured.
Feb 16 2020 10:57PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Parking
Feb 16 2020 11:07PM
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WisconsinDogfart
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skis are too expensive
boots suck
goggles with heads up display
Feb 16 2020 11:24PM
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sambuswell
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animatorTHIS. It seems so simple yet no one has done it yet???


I had a pair of K2 party poles that had this. They were meant to adjust the marker schizo bindings so the Phillips head was really big though
Feb 16 2020 11:40PM
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Paul.
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Helltown_SenderThis may be a little more than wack but hear it out...
bindings for snowboard boots on skis to get rid of shinbang. I know what you’re thinking “that’s dumb just wear ski boots” but if embraced within larger resorts then the first time Asian vacationers that don’t speak any English won’t have any issues on stairs, and may even make their boots tight. Eh?

https://www.apexskiboots.com
Feb 17 2020 12:45AM
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Emma_Watson
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too many white people

(if you pitch a solution to this to ur class i will send u a pair of my beater skis)
Feb 17 2020 1:26AM
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Ski76
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Model?
Emma_Watsontoo many white people

(if you pitch a solution to this to ur class i will send u a pair of my beater skis)
Feb 17 2020 1:28AM
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Non_State_Actor
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b0ssGloves with vents


Burton makes mitts with vents on the back in kids sizes but after a very unthorough Google search I came up with nothing for full grown humans. My kids rock 'em, they're pretty good mitts and if it's very cold you can toss a hand warmer in the little vent pocket.
Feb 17 2020 2:26AM
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-eREKTion-
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animatorTHIS. It seems so simple yet no one has done it yet???

https://www.rei.com/product/161094/atomic-backland-fr-ski-poles-20182019
Feb 17 2020 3:18AM
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Jib_High
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Invent new snow guns that blow perfect powder instead of icy shitty snow so we can have perfect pow all year
Feb 17 2020 8:26AM
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Tcraig13
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Too many people from chicago.
Feb 17 2020 9:39AM
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bradenlangis
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No boots for skinny legs.
Feb 17 2020 10:56AM
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Andi_G
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Mandatory jump over some fencing to get into the park
Feb 17 2020 11:14AM
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steezbox
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OP better deliver on these ideas lol
Feb 17 2020 11:22AM
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Dilldoes
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Tcraig13Too many people from chicago.

You mean Texas right?
Feb 17 2020 11:43AM
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AGreen97
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animatorTHIS. It seems so simple yet no one has done it yet???


Check out the Line Eric Pollard's Paintbrush poles - they've had a screwdriver tip for years.
Feb 17 2020 5:52PM
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SavageBiff
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Bent the shit outta mine in no time , first day out actually , won’t expand/contract one of the weaker poles I’ve bent that’s for sure 😕 sucks cause I really liked em
Return2JerryCheck out the Line Eric Pollard's Paintbrush poles - they've had a screwdriver tip for years.
Feb 17 2020 6:23PM
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Mawbin
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Brakes on my skis keep bending out of place
Feb 17 2020 6:28PM
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SlyFoxxx
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Lift lines too long, skinning resorts too lame.

Solution: rockets on boots
Feb 18 2020 7:15AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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SlyFoxxxLift lines too long, skinning resorts too lame.

Solution: rockets on boots


When you can tell you're about to knuckle tf out of a 50 footer, power up them Boot Boosters and feel the power of god and anime propel you to safety land in the sweet spot
Feb 18 2020 1:28PM
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GrandThings
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Can I get some sorta lighter attachment so I can light up on windy chairlifts more easily?
Feb 18 2020 1:49PM
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-eREKTion-
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SlyFoxxxLift lines too long, skinning resorts too lame.

Solution: rockets on boots


Small electric snowmobiles that you can rent for uphill access and skipping liftlines. Roped off paths up the sides of runs. For the discerning tourist, $300/day.
Feb 18 2020 2:11PM
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Dilldoes
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GrandThingsCan I get some sorta lighter attachment so I can light up on windy chairlifts more easily?


Stop being poor and get a cart....
Feb 18 2020 2:29PM
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oldmanski
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Visibility during a snow/wind storm. Affordable night vision goggles.
Feb 18 2020 2:36PM
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GrandThings
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skithemidwestttStop being poor and get a cart....


Hahaha bro I am quite the stoner and have many....

Just prefer flower thats all.
Feb 19 2020 8:46AM
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SavageBiff
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Same
And it seems like every single time I get a lift to myself the wind blows like it’s anti herb. I’ve tried glove shielding , putting my head in my jacket... sometimes it’s just a fail
GrandThingsHahaha bro I am quite the stoner and have many....

Just prefer flower thats all.
Feb 19 2020 10:12AM
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Immunoblot
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getting too much pussy
unsolvable
Feb 19 2020 9:48PM
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OCoffey
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Sticky rails
Feb 19 2020 9:53PM
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nosebutterpizza
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GrandThingsCan I get some sorta lighter attachment so I can light up on windy chairlifts more easily?

I got a lighter from a smoke shop that's a little mini torch. Gets the job done.
Feb 20 2020 12:40AM
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elcheapo
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Some type of spray for the bottom of boots so snow don't stick.
Feb 20 2020 12:43AM
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GrandThings
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nosebutterpizzaI got a lighter from a smoke shop that's a little mini torch. Gets the job done.


Oh yeah like a cigar lighter. I literally have one of these that I found on a golf course but never use cause it burns the flower to quick. Never thought about using it for lighting Js thos. Great call bro.
Feb 20 2020 8:39AM
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