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Rock_the_goatI would buy A-Basin and stop them from destroying the pally chair
SofaKingSickGlad you asked, I’ve been thinking about buying Mt Sunapee since it’s the shortest drive to an actual mountain for me currently
Then I pay a psychotic team of engineers to use thousands of pounds of explosives to blast the shit out of the mountain until it’s almost entirely 70 degree cliff bands and rollovers. The descents will be short but gnarly as fuck
Then, with the money I saved by buying an ant hill in NH rather than Whistler, I pay another team of crazy people to cloud seed over the mountain nonstop so we get as much snow as possible
Also there’s a bar at the top, ¼ the way down, halfway down, and ¾ the way down, and 3 or 4 at the base, which also has an indoor beach and wave ranch so we all get tasty barrels after skiing. It’s called Mahalo Mountain
CatdickBojanglesI would buy Alta and put signs up all over pointing the way to Chads Gap.
pinkcamo1000yo is the super early bird season pass deal for mahalo mountain up yet?
BigPurpleSkiSuitSnowbird, my proposed changes assuming money doesn't matter:
1. Locals only week where everyone who skis with a season's pass is welcome, also there will be a giant vat of hot chowder or chili at the base of each lift
2. An actual chinese downhill event with a buy in and winner take all
3. Anyone who skis a naked lap on a pow day with video proof gets a free season's pass next year.
4. Rebuild the H hut
ski_steeDon't tell me the H Hut is gone??
hippy.squaw alpine or mammoth
No.Quarter?
Cade2I'd buy Vail and shut that shit down
skithemidwestttNa just fire all the yellow jackets....
BLandzI would buy my home mountain and turn all of the lifts into NS llamas and make it so you arent allowed to enter a ski race unless you take a fat bong toke right before you drop in, regardless of age. I would also put a rope tow in my park and hire pros to build it. That way I save racing (because then it would be dope), the park would be lit, and everything is just a meme because im fucked.
Rock_the_goatThis is the last year of the original chair, they are building a new one
No.QuarterThey're replacing it with another fixed grip double though so it will retain that vibe
BiffbarfSame capacity, too. They know what's up. Supposedly it'll have a bar too, which I'm sure people will bitch about but short people/groms who can't sit all the way back on the chair will appreciate it.
BST_PoliceTitle says it all. You won the lotto. If you could buy a current ski resort or perhaps mountain that's not already a resort and turn it into one, what would it be? Disregard future profit figures because lotto winners lose all their money anyway. Ready.... go!
SofaKingSickGlad you asked, I’ve been thinking about buying Mt Sunapee since it’s the shortest drive to an actual mountain for me currently
Then I pay a psychotic team of engineers to use thousands of pounds of explosives to blast the shit out of the mountain until it’s almost entirely 70 degree cliff bands and rollovers. The descents will be short but gnarly as fuck
Then, with the money I saved by buying an ant hill in NH rather than Whistler, I pay another team of crazy people to cloud seed over the mountain nonstop so we get as much snow as possible
Also there’s a bar at the top, ¼ the way down, halfway down, and ¾ the way down, and 3 or 4 at the base, which also has an indoor beach and wave ranch so we all get tasty barrels after skiing. It’s called Mahalo Mountain
Biffbarf2.) No leaving your shit around in the lodge to save seats. Unattended helmets/gloves/jackets on the tables will be thrown into the snow outside of the lodge. Rub elbows, make friends.
