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Craw_DaddyA couple months back I made a hand-on-the-slope gs carve around this dad and his kid and he yelled at me to "control my speed". I just rode away thinking to myself "That's what im fuckin doing dude!". Jerrys make me laugh.
GKSwhere does it become acceptable to chew someone out? I was in a lift line with my class (10-14 yr olds) and some random absolutely blew through the lift line and between the ~1 foot gap between me and one of my kids. bitched him out for that.
CatdickBojanglesSnowshoe is the jerry capital of the east coast. Every rich fuck from the south goes there to ski.
clindblomskierGood mountain tho, but the jerry to regular skier ratio there was surprising
skithemidwestttCome ski my local. The boomers get pumped anytime I throw one of my sick pencil 3's or go switch at any speed above 5mph.
Not kidding about that going switch thing. Easiest way to get some oooohhh's and ahhhh's from lift. Mid-westerners are so easy to please.
skeirmanThis shit happens to me at least a few times each season. I get yelled at for going too fast. The thing is these damn people don't know the difference between a good skier that is in control and is managing a totally safe distance, and the hoards of idiotic snowboarders from Texas that actually are dangerously uncontrolled.
I will say this though. When it comes to little kids, I just defer everything to them. I'll slow way down, stop short, or go extremely wide to avoid the entire family. Its just easier on everyone. Little kids are insanely unpredictable and parents will overreact.
J_ChristophI’m pretty sure I got boomered the other day on Reddit. I posted a picture of my first day on a new pair of skis and the comment with the most likes was “Helmets?”
freeskibum82a lot of internet tough guys in this thread.
GKSReddit gets pisssssed whenever someone posts a helmetless pic lol
theabortionatorI had a dad that wanted to fight me in the lift line because I "Almost hit his kids". Every trail was a slow zone except for one marked diamond trail called burnout. It was a nice day and I wanted to go fast. I wasn't going to hit his family, but I wasn't going to go slow as fuck just because they could barely make wedge turns. Actually had similar things happen several times.
Git outta the friggin way bitches!!!
J_ChristophI’m pretty sure I got boomered the other day on Reddit. I posted a picture of my first day on a new pair of skis and the comment with the most likes was “Helmets?”
Afghan_kushThe funny thing is helmets don’t protect you as much as most people think the do
Afghan_kushThe funny thing is helmets don’t protect you as much as most people think the do
clindblomskierI was at snowshoe the other day and I got boomered/citizens arrest by 2 different people in the span of 5 hours. I got yelled at by some old dude for dropping a rock drop on the side of a slope, and an old lady said “wrong place to do that!” When I was in total control switch carving down a cat track. She was full pizza lmao. Anyone else have this happen a lot?
CatdickBojanglesYeah I love the mountain there. It’s prime mid week when you have the place to yourself.
SavageBiffWe’re you bombing a green circle?
I beat the shit out of that place and never get troubles but it’s empty Monday thru Thursday , try going then
fyi the rock jumps off shays glades are in 👍🏻
Probably why I never see these “rich jerries” you speak of I stick to m-thurs
clindblomskierI was on some cat track going towards ballhooter, definitely not bombing, maybe 15 mph at most haha. Wish Shay's glades were open this past sunday, I hucked myself off a rock on the far right of upper shays with minimal snow it was hella sketch
ConesForBreakfasNo, they aren't a cure all but they certainly are better than not having one 100% of the time (as far as safety is concerned)
-eREKTion-When someone in the lift line say I nearly killed him and demands my pass get pulled:
ShadowXVXEh, more like 99.9% of the time. They could theoretically cause injury if the chin strap gets hooked on something.
-eREKTion-Ok boomer
J_ChristophMe: Hey wanted to give everybody a look at these new 2021 sk---
Reddit: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR HELMET
J_ChristophFirst post I saw today lol. I don’t know who this guy is, or the story on this, but they must have raked him over the coals for this to be the outcome.
clindblomskierI was at snowshoe the other day and I got boomered/citizens arrest by 2 different people in the span of 5 hours. I got yelled at by some old dude for dropping a rock drop on the side of a slope, and an old lady said “wrong place to do that!” When I was in total control switch carving down a cat track. She was full pizza lmao. Anyone else have this happen a lot?
skithemidwestttCome ski my local. The boomers get pumped anytime I throw one of my sick pencil 3's or go switch at any speed above 5mph.
Not kidding about that going switch thing. Easiest way to get some oooohhh's and ahhhh's from lift. Mid-westerners are so easy to please.
ILparkskierI can fully back this up, throw a switch 1 and your pro
skeirmanThis shit happens to me at least a few times each season. I get yelled at for going too fast. The thing is these damn people don't know the difference between a good skier that is in control and is managing a totally safe distance, and the hoards of idiotic snowboarders from Texas that actually are dangerously uncontrolled.
I will say this though. When it comes to little kids, I just defer everything to them. I'll slow way down, stop short, or go extremely wide to avoid the entire family. Its just easier on everyone. Little kids are insanely unpredictable and parents will overreact.
animatorReal good point about kids. I’ll gap an adult jerry all day (at a safe distance) but with kids giving them a wide berth is the best option. Before I knew better I’d try and carve around them with less space and I’ve been taken out more than a few times because they’re so damn unpredictable
BayAreaJerrya week ago some girl went straight across the hill below a blind roller without looking and I was bombing it and skied over her skis and she fell down. I stopped right away and her dad came down to me and immediately said it was my fault because I was the uphill skier, without even seeing if his daughter was ok first. I aksed if she was ok and he just kept saying it was my fault and I saw her getting up, so I just left. this was before a long flat section on one of the busiest runs on the mountain you need a lot of speed for, how are people this clueless