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Darc
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When was it decided a clean run was going to be a full pull lol. What even is a full pull in any context...
5 years ago
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LukeTheWaffle
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Full-Pull
A complete evacuation of the bowels that does not require the use of toilet paper - usually one check-up wipe is applied just to be sure.

The term originates from the sport (?) of tractor-pulling.

May require diet adjustment to materialize.
John was almost out of toilet paper, luckily he was able to pull a full-pull. He took a second to marvel at the consistency of the wholesome turd before he flushed it down the toilet.
5 years ago
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JAHpow
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Comes from tractor pulls. Full pull means you pulled the skid, which is weighted and the weight distribution changes as you pull, so the further you travel the harder it is to pull, till you maxed out the length of the track and maxed out the difficulty of the skid.
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yung_gaia
Posts: 115 - Karma: 242
LukeTheWaffleFull-Pull
A complete evacuation of the bowels that does not require the use of toilet paper - usually one check-up wipe is applied just to be sure.

The term originates from the sport (?) of tractor-pulling.

May require diet adjustment to materialize.
John was almost out of toilet paper, luckily he was able to pull a full-pull. He took a second to marvel at the consistency of the wholesome turd before he flushed it down the toilet.


LUKE HAHA
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