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Favorite unisex smell

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Emma_Watson
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What fragrance do you find best and most universal for all?

Mines the smell of marb reds and twea breath. Reminds me of home
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theabortionator
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That smell when someone has made it a couple decades of life somehow without learning how to wipe their ass properly.
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Biffbarf
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Dryer exhaust on a winter day gives me a stiffy
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Stale feces and damp wilted toilet paper
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JAHpow
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Smell of outside after a rain
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NateDude
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If i could choose one thing to smell like all the time it would be weed. I just want all my shit to smrll like weed. However this would be kinda dangerous at work
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theabortionator
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JAHpowSmell of outside after a rain


I agree. Unless you're in jerzy
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Biffbarf
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theabortionatorI agree. Unless you're in jerzy

Ugh. Hate it when my dog smells like wet guido
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iced
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fresh herbs like cilantro or mint

edit: when I was in school, I use to eat oranges in the first few lectures of every class and so on, and chicks/guys always pulled up a chair at my table and told me it smelled good at some point in the conversation

it sounds like real bullshit but try it lol

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fries
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icedfresh herbs like cilantro or mint

edit: when I was in school, I use to eat oranges in the first few lectures of every class and so on, and chicks/guys always pulled up a chair at my table and told me it smelled good at some point in the conversation

it sounds like real bullshit but try it lol

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Lol. In high school I had spanish right after lunch, and I always had an orange before going there. My teacher would say every single day, "did someone eat an orange?" in the same inflection.
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Non_State_Actor
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Hey buddy! You're a stoner, you do smell like weed all the time, even when you're at work you just don't realize it because you're stoned.
ThAtDuDeNaTeIf i could choose one thing to smell like all the time it would be weed. I just want all my shit to smrll like weed. However this would be kinda dangerous at work


icedfresh herbs like cilantro or mint

edit: when I was in school, I use to eat oranges in the first few lectures of every class and so on, and chicks/guys always pulled up a chair at my table and told me it smelled good at some point in the conversation

it sounds like real bullshit but try it lol

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Not cilantro though, it smells terrible. Lavender is almost always too strong as well.
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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That smell after you have a good root
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eheeth
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the lodge boot room after i've worn the same pair of ski socks for 5 days straight
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oldmanski
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Smell of grilling food
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GayWolf420
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2 stroke coldsmoke from sleds at the resort in the morning or at the trailhead.....love the smell of pollutants

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TRVP_ANGEL
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Gas Station
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theabortionator
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eheeththe lodge boot room after i've worn the same pair of ski socks for 5 days straight


At afriski I told one of the parkies I was gonna burn his socks if he didnt get them the fuck out of the park shack. He didnt for days and they had been in front of heater a few times. It was near death just to open the door and run in to grab a drill and rake in the morning. The socks were ultra fucked anyway. Unfortunately he was not a good sport and i gave him the socks back because I legit thought he might cry. We burned did a torch parade and burned skis twice a week for the tourists, was gonna be a perfect opp to toss them socks in. Oh well.

The worst is when you decide to ride last minute and realize you have no socks, and scrample to find some wet, or old cold ones in the car.
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oldmanski
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DeebieSkeebies2 stroke coldsmoke from sleds at the resort in the morning or at the trailhead.....love the smell of pollutants

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This is a good one! Even better when it is race gas or has the scented additive to make it smell like berries.
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GayWolf420
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oldmanskiThis is a good one! Even better when it is race gas or has the scented additive to make it smell like berries.

im all for innovation in creating less impact on the planet but hell yeah, snowmobile exhaust smoke is a timeless smell to me. brings me back to all the cold mornings on michigan lakes with my dad or warming up the sleds at a trail head in the UP. good times. race sleds smell so good too.
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iced
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mystery3cilantro smells like God's beautiful sweat


true
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elcheapo
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Bacon
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shiles
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rental boots after a ski mom wears them barefoot
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Coffee
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Loud710
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mystery3Hey buddy! You're a stoner, you do smell like weed all the time, even when you're at work you just don't realize it because you're stoned.




Not cilantro though, it smells terrible. Lavender is almost always too strong as well.


you sound like a pain in the ass to be around
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elcheapo
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Cannabis in its early flowering stages
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Non_State_Actor
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Loud710you sound like a pain in the ass to be around


Trust me, I am a ton of fun at parties.
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Pigeon.
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bond no. 9 thats my favorite smell
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