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do you ever ski to impress girls? say you're shredding something under the chairlift and see some hot chick checking you out, and so you send it bigger to show off to her? or you are throwing ill 7s in the park then some girl is checking you out from the tow rope so you send a 9 or a 10 instead of a 7? and best of all has it ever worked out for you like gotten you a date?
AbiH(side note, I will also be equally as impressed if you drop a 40ft cliff in front of me) ((side side note, I will take you on a date if you do that in front of me)) (((Side-side-side note I will take you on two dates if you can drop big cliffs AND your a nice guy)))
Hospital date!
After 2 runs in a row where I really fucked the bigjump, skiiing with a girl she was like... can we please go home, I think you used up your luck and I dont feel like spending the rest of the day/date at hospital, driving you there
AbiH(side note, I will also be equally as impressed if you drop a 40ft cliff in front of me) ((side side note, I will take you on a date if you do that in front of me)) (((Side-side-side note I will take you on two dates if you can drop big cliffs AND your a nice guy)))
BigPurpleSkiSuitI know a guy like that but he's married
Alright guys, that settles it. Leo skis off a 40' cliff then we all go on a double hot tub date
Absolutely, this one time in ski school when I was about 3 I saw my crush in the other ski school line below the park and I had to impress her. At the time I was barely skiin greens but I knew I needed to impress her. I hopped the fence and hit the lift. I went full speed into the large jump and send a dub cork 12 and CAPPED the blunt. She was instantly impressed and actually proposed to me in that very moment. We’ve been together for 4 years now.
I think the most impressive skier guys are the ultra nice cutesy goofy sweetie pies with the silly style.
When they go and treat me like Im their BFF and theyre about to drink a smoothie with me after they throw this misty real quick, it just makes me M-E-L-T.
Those playas' got the best game, I just want a whole hot tub full of em 🥰
Bet. Every girl has a soft spot for them.
You know why Newschoolers? Cuz they can see how most park dudes piss chicks off with their alpha male bullshit, so they act all cutsie retard and slam more puss than anyone.
Stuck up dickbags that take themselves super serious and treat every girl like she's a groupie? They can get fucked. I don't care how cold their tricking is.
bogustso its my first day in the park can barely 360 and all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I see Michaela Shriffon riding the tow rope, so I go up to jump and just throw quad cork 2160. that was 5 years ago now we are married and have 10 children
Skiing is the only thing besides tinder that's ever gotten my awkward ass laid. It's usually just an ice breaker though. No chick is gonna want to bang you just because you're good at skiing unless you're a legit pro. The move is to ride the chair ride up with her and then you get a solid 5 minutes where she can't run away from you. Just ask her if she knows how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta and then when she goes ??? tell her she should have bought full tilts. Then just wait in silence as she falls in love. works every time.
Craw_DaddySkiing is the only thing besides tinder that's ever gotten my awkward ass laid. It's usually just an ice breaker though. No chick is gonna want to bang you just because you're good at skiing unless you're a legit pro. The move is to ride the chair ride up with her and then you get a solid 5 minutes where she can't run away from you. Just ask her if she knows how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta and then when she goes ??? tell her she should have bought full tilts. Then just wait in silence as she falls in love. works every time.
Get on a plane, fly to Europe, get yourself to Val Thoren Folie Douce for the dj set at 3pm on a sunny afternoon, the place is wall to wall carpeted with muff
RedrobinI had a lifty ask me out to karaoke once. I got there tho and she was just like "oh...". Guess I look a lot better when you can only see my eyes :/
ColoradoDogfartAbsolutely, this one time in ski school when I was about 3 I saw my crush in the other ski school line below the park and I had to impress her. At the time I was barely skiin greens but I knew I needed to impress her. I hopped the fence and hit the lift. I went full speed into the large jump and send a dub cork 12 and CAPPED the blunt. She was instantly impressed and actually proposed to me in that very moment. We’ve been together for 4 years now.
Craw_DaddySkiing is the only thing besides tinder that's ever gotten my awkward ass laid. It's usually just an ice breaker though. No chick is gonna want to bang you just because you're good at skiing unless you're a legit pro. The move is to ride the chair ride up with her and then you get a solid 5 minutes where she can't run away from you. Just ask her if she knows how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta and then when she goes ??? tell her she should have bought full tilts. Then just wait in silence as she falls in love. works every time.
This is actually how I met my gf so I can vouch for this.
b00mSkisI think if someone skis in alaska backcountry, she probably heard about alta
what do you mean it's only one of the largest resorts in Utah, there's no way that she would ever know of such a secret spot that only so few of us have ever even heard of
AbiH(side note, I will also be equally as impressed if you drop a 40ft cliff in front of me) ((side side note, I will take you on a date if you do that in front of me)) (((Side-side-side note I will take you on two dates if you can drop big cliffs AND your a nice guy)))
I really cant stand people like you who try to act like you have the secret to getting a date with a girl like you and guys will write down your requirements, post it on their fridge, and try to live by it.
i guarantee you that if the guy who hucked a cliff in front of you was ugly, then even if they were nice to you, you wouldnt take them on 2 dates, you wouldnt even take them on one date. You would instead turn your back on the cliff hucker and go whore yourself out to the good looking kid who shows a nearly negligible interest in you who cant huck cliffs or spin or whatever, just like 99% of the thot whores in america who think good looking, smart, and talented guys are always going to be lining up on their doorstep to take you away on their white horse to their castle and propose to you sans prenup as if your hand in marriage was worth half a trust fund.
DolanReloadedI really cant stand people like you who try to act like you have the secret to getting a date with a girl like you and guys will write down your requirements, post it on their fridge, and try to live by it.
i guarantee you that if the guy who hucked a cliff in front of you was ugly, then even if they were nice to you, you wouldnt take them on 2 dates, you wouldnt even take them on one date. You would instead turn your back on the cliff hucker and go whore yourself out to the good looking kid who shows a nearly negligible interest in you who cant huck cliffs or spin or whatever, just like 99% of the thot whores in america who think good looking, smart, and talented guys are always going to be lining up on their doorstep to take you away on their white horse to their castle and propose to you sans prenup as if your hand in marriage was worth half a trust fund.
DolanReloadedI really cant stand people like you who try to act like you have the secret to getting a date with a girl like you and guys will write down your requirements, post it on their fridge, and try to live by it.
i guarantee you that if the guy who hucked a cliff in front of you was ugly, then even if they were nice to you, you wouldnt take them on 2 dates, you wouldnt even take them on one date. You would instead turn your back on the cliff hucker and go whore yourself out to the good looking kid who shows a nearly negligible interest in you who cant huck cliffs or spin or whatever, just like 99% of the thot whores in america who think good looking, smart, and talented guys are always going to be lining up on their doorstep to take you away on their white horse to their castle and propose to you sans prenup as if your hand in marriage was worth half a trust fund.
DolanReloadedI really cant stand people like you who try to act like you have the secret to getting a date with a girl like you and guys will write down your requirements, post it on their fridge, and try to live by it.
i guarantee you that if the guy who hucked a cliff in front of you was ugly, then even if they were nice to you, you wouldnt take them on 2 dates, you wouldnt even take them on one date. You would instead turn your back on the cliff hucker and go whore yourself out to the good looking kid who shows a nearly negligible interest in you who cant huck cliffs or spin or whatever, just like 99% of the thot whores in america who think good looking, smart, and talented guys are always going to be lining up on their doorstep to take you away on their white horse to their castle and propose to you sans prenup as if your hand in marriage was worth half a trust fund.
