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Skiing to impress girls

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b00mSkis
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do you ever ski to impress girls? say you're shredding something under the chairlift and see some hot chick checking you out, and so you send it bigger to show off to her? or you are throwing ill 7s in the park then some girl is checking you out from the tow rope so you send a 9 or a 10 instead of a 7? and best of all has it ever worked out for you like gotten you a date?
Jan 17 2020 5:33PM
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bogust
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so its my first day in the park can barely 360 and all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I see Michaela Shriffon riding the tow rope, so I go up to jump and just throw quad cork 2160. that was 5 years ago now we are married and have 10 children
Jan 17 2020 6:04PM
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weastcoat
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All the time! Except that last part though...


ya that never happens.
Jan 17 2020 7:43PM
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lenderbender
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Skiing has never got me laid. And I'm the best skier on the mountain... so....
Jan 17 2020 7:57PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
bogustso its my first day in the park can barely 360 and all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I see Michaela Shriffon riding the tow rope, so I go up to jump and just throw quad cork 2160. that was 5 years ago now we are married and have 10 children

sick dude
Jan 17 2020 9:28PM
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CT_CREW
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Ever tried playing football?
Jan 18 2020 12:24AM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
CT_CREWEver tried playing football?


nope
Jan 18 2020 12:25AM
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halfwatt
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the chance of a girl checking park skiers out is about the same as a Jerry-free mountain on a Friday
Jan 18 2020 12:31AM
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iced
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yeah I hear they like that puffy snowpant, can't-see-your-face-or-body-type look
Jan 18 2020 12:40AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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I’ve done this heaps - You always gotta send it big round the hot ski instructors
Jan 18 2020 12:47AM
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shin-bang
Posts: 4103 - Karma: 7,001
*Goes big to impress everyone













*absolutely biffs it
Jan 18 2020 2:18AM
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Trifes
Posts: 662 - Karma: 5,564
lenderbenderSkiing has never got me laid. And I'm the best skier on the mountain... so....


but ya name did !
Jan 18 2020 2:37AM
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dmvhonkey
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girls could get a rats ass about skiing lol
Jan 18 2020 8:19AM
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danbrown
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haha is this a serious thread and how old are you
Jan 18 2020 9:39AM
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butteryboy8283
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Honestly I just get shit on at school from guys and girls bout skiing my guy but whatever. Hockey gets you laid ig!
Jan 18 2020 10:23AM
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losh
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 4,695
It's all about the kit not the skiing. The chicks with the slut strands and wizard hoods are all about a clean kit.
Jan 18 2020 10:43AM
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F.W.Y.H
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I got a girls snap at a street spot cause she said I was hot

/claim
Jan 18 2020 11:00AM
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J_Christoph
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shin-bang*absolutely biffs it

*brutal double eject
Jan 18 2020 4:46PM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,199
I remember when my friend Gus and I were about to drop at the top of the park when we saw this absolute smoke with fat tits give a look in our direction, he told me he was gonna nosepress the box, but he dropped and ended up lipsliding a rail :/
Jan 18 2020 5:37PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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b00mSkisor you are throwing ill 7s in the park then some girl is checking you out from the tow rope so you send a 9 or a 10 instead of a 7?


Jan 18 2020 6:16PM
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Redrobin
Posts: 196 - Karma: 935
I had a lifty ask me out to karaoke once. I got there tho and she was just like "oh...". Guess I look a lot better when you can only see my eyes :/
Jan 18 2020 6:58PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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RedrobinI had a lifty ask me out to karaoke once. I got there tho and she was just like "oh...". Guess I look a lot better when you can only see my eyes :/


Meeting chicks on the hill is a double edged sword.
Jan 18 2020 7:00PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
danbrownhaha is this a serious thread and how old are you


no
20s
Jan 18 2020 7:39PM
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J_Christoph
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RedrobinI had a lifty ask me out to karaoke once. I got there tho and she was just like "oh...". Guess I look a lot better when you can only see my eyes :/

Paying my respects
Jan 18 2020 8:42PM
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Trifes
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so the thing girls is yeah, you gotta make the "goggle" test.

Basically , any chick with a goggle and long hair handing out of them goggles, look most of the times like a snack , but the second she pulls them down you get hit with reality, so few times are they actually hot.

like the cheerleader effect in how i met your mother haha
Jan 19 2020 4:28AM
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skiguy04
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It’s not the skiing that impresses the girls it’s full tilts
Jan 19 2020 5:40AM
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Julius_Steezer
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My brother is putting in the groundwork on a girl atm and since him and my mate have similar outerwear, he sent her a video of the mate doing a sizeable backy and claimed it was him

very much a big short term gain, long term risk move as he now has to learn how to backy before he actually skis with her (currently can barely 180). Safe to say I will definitely be heading to the hill that day to witness whatever carnage happens
Jan 19 2020 6:35AM
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clindblomskier
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Has anyone here gotten laid for adding an extra 180 to a spin?
Jan 19 2020 7:50AM
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oldmanski
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The skiing might get you noticed but having the injury and hanging out at the lodge will get you laid. Oldest trick in the book
Jan 19 2020 8:22AM
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OregonDead
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don't do it so many examples I could go into but u are just asking for it so resist if you can lol u know you gonna send if for the ladys (:
Jan 19 2020 1:15PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
Seshing urban at my university when I see a cute girl I had been talking to standing on the balcony watching and I know I gotta send it. Landed sideways, did the splits, and dislocated my hip in front in front of her eyes.
Jan 19 2020 2:18PM
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Julius_Steezer
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clindblomskierHas anyone here gotten laid for adding an extra 180 to a spin?


Schlopy definitely would have been blown by half of NS if he added a 180 to the 1980 he threw at x a few years back
Jan 19 2020 3:35PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
Julius_SteezerMy brother is putting in the groundwork on a girl atm and since him and my mate have similar outerwear, he sent her a video of the mate doing a sizeable backy and claimed it was him

very much a big short term gain, long term risk move as he now has to learn how to backy before he actually skis with her (currently can barely 180). Safe to say I will definitely be heading to the hill that day to witness whatever carnage happens

This had me so dead.
Jan 19 2020 3:43PM
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iH8pow
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I think your odds are better of getting blacked out drunk, smashing your face and hooking up with the ER nurse than getting laid because of skiing
Jan 19 2020 3:49PM
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elcheapo
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Crashing into them works better, they dont like it at first but they come around
Jan 19 2020 4:18PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
Julius_SteezerMy brother is putting in the groundwork on a girl atm and since him and my mate have similar outerwear, he sent her a video of the mate doing a sizeable backy and claimed it was him

very much a big short term gain, long term risk move as he now has to learn how to backy before he actually skis with her (currently can barely 180). Safe to say I will definitely be heading to the hill that day to witness whatever carnage happens


lol
Jan 28 2020 11:18PM
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ShadowXVX
Posts: 216 - Karma: 1,026
One time I hucked a cliff and didn't realize a girl was watching. She said 'nice cliff!' I said 'thanks' and skied off. /claim
Jan 28 2020 11:29PM
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Dan-Man
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oh, if only....
Jan 29 2020 12:05PM
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Ted_The_Sled
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TnskiCrashing into them works better, they dont like it at first but they come around


Truth, you gotta start cruise missile-ing into chicks at the mountain. Usually works by the 10th time.
Jan 29 2020 8:15PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,521
This definitely happens to me, when I see females in the lift line behind me I make sure not to put the bar down to let them know I'm a type 3 skier. Sometimes they come approach me afterwards for my valor.
Jan 29 2020 10:03PM
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ShadowXVX
Posts: 216 - Karma: 1,026
friesThis definitely happens to me, when I see females in the lift line behind me I make sure not to put the bar down to let them know I'm a type 3 skier. Sometimes they come approach me afterwards for my valor.


I hope that one day, I can achieve the same level of radness that you have achieved.
Jan 29 2020 10:27PM
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SuckleBrick
Posts: 452 - Karma: 1,097
bogustso its my first day in the park can barely 360 and all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I see Michaela Shriffon riding the tow rope, so I go up to jump and just throw quad cork 2160. that was 5 years ago now we are married and have 10 children


we all know that felling
Jan 29 2020 11:04PM
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Pigeon.
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sounds like ur 12 year old ass never got no top

pul up to her on lift n b like sup bbg u like top?
she say yes
then u get top n dip

girls wanna b disrpesct
Jan 30 2020 1:49AM
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Mawbin
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Ski for personal gain, not to impress birds
Jan 30 2020 11:32AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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wear pit vipers, Stormy Kromer, and bib ski pants with nothing under. don't ask questions its just the formula
Jan 30 2020 12:30PM
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Idahoe
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_tacquito_wear pit vipers, Stormy Kromer, and bib ski pants with nothing under. don't ask questions its just the formula


pit viepers are played out
Jan 30 2020 1:34PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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Idahoepit viepers are played out


facts but its just comedic to wear them now
Jan 30 2020 1:37PM
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skierman_jack
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I met a girl through skiing this season. Park skier. I’m praying to the skiing gods it works out 😂
Jan 31 2020 12:46PM
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samsorensen
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girls don’t like skiers
Jan 31 2020 3:21PM
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ShadowXVX
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SkylineGTR_R32I met a girl through skiing this season. Park skier. I’m praying to the skiing gods it works out 😂


gl
Feb 1 2020 10:17PM
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skierman_jack
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ShadowXVXgl


I’m gonna need it
Feb 2 2020 8:23AM
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