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Bad Roommate Revenge

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Chron_Rabbit
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my roommate never takes out the trash or does dishes so I've started to shoot my load onto his loofa in the shower
Jan 13 2020 7:48PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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LOL have you tried talking to him?
Jan 13 2020 7:57PM
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wass41
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That’s a power move, I can respect that.
Jan 13 2020 8:00PM
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GayWolf420
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upper decker
Jan 13 2020 8:34PM
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iced
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HYP3R_REAL1TYLOL have you tried talking to him?


how do you think he gets to shooting his load
Jan 13 2020 8:49PM
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PeppermillReno
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Put his number on Craigslist offering bjs for 30 bucks or selling ‘dog foods and enjoy the hilarity.
Jan 13 2020 8:54PM
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50Kal
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Take away the dishes.
Jan 13 2020 9:42PM
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theabortionator
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Talk to him, or move somewhere else? I mean it sucks that there are people who don't do dishes etc even when living with people but you just gotta move on from those people.

Spending time plotting some bullshit revenge is just as first time away from home childish, as not doing dishes or taking out the trash.
Jan 14 2020 1:26AM
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dudesh1t
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Chron_Rabbitmy roommate never takes out the trash or does dishes so I've started to shoot my load onto his loofa in the shower


the best way to break a man is by doing it sexually, shoot your load into his mouth.
Jan 14 2020 2:03AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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dudesh1tthe best way to break a man is by doing it sexually, shoot your load into his mouth.


He’s back everyone
Jan 14 2020 2:08AM
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skierman
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Your roommate uses a loofa? I'm calling bullshit on this thread.
Jan 14 2020 10:25AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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skiermanYour roommate uses a loofa? I'm calling bullshit on this thread.


I glaze that loofa like a donut. He also uses a blowdryer for his hair so I was thinking about filling the inside with my pubes next time I trim (I've been due for months now)
Jan 14 2020 12:27PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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have you checked if the loofa has been squeezed dry already
Jan 14 2020 12:31PM
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TheClap.
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Chron_Rabbitmy roommate never takes out the trash or does dishes so I've started to shoot my load onto his loofa in the shower


More props for being able to bust a load in the shower
Jan 14 2020 1:42PM
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CatdickBojangles
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Switch his shampoo out with Nair
Jan 14 2020 2:06PM
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HaydenB
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Hit the toothbrush too
Jan 14 2020 2:33PM
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oldmanski
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Why on his loofa when you could be filling the shampoo bottle.
Jan 14 2020 2:38PM
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P-wurps
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PeppermillRenoPut his number on Craigslist offering bjs for 30 bucks or selling ‘dog foods and enjoy the hilarity.


One of my buddies did that to another friend but a bit differently, made a post selling a brand new latest version iPhone for dirt cheap. Got like 50 texts a day asking for it.

OP should probably just talk to the guy, if that doesn't go anywhere then resort to revenge. A personal favorite of mine is the classic buttered floor prank.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/951073/Butter-Floor-Prank
Jan 14 2020 5:52PM
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theabortionator
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Ryan5_MNOne of my buddies did that to another friend but a bit differently, made a post selling a brand new latest version iPhone for dirt cheap. Got like 50 texts a day asking for it.

OP should probably just talk to the guy, if that doesn't go anywhere then resort to revenge. A personal favorite of mine is the classic buttered floor prank.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/951073/Butter-Floor-Prank


Ski wax and socks
Jan 14 2020 5:58PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Chron_Rabbitmy roommate never takes out the trash or does dishes so I've started to shoot my load onto his loofa in the shower

I had a similar situation. We just started putting his dirty wet dishes in his bed along with the trash he didn’t take out. It was very effective.

**This post was edited on Jan 14th 2020 at 10:04:56pm
Jan 14 2020 8:15PM
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