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Cats are secretly evil

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HypeBeast
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They play nice but they really just want you dead. My fucking cat loves to try and knock this giant picture off the wall above our bed when we are sleeping. Murder me in my sleep. That's just one example. And today....the fucker pissed on my ski bag. Wtffffffffff of all the places in the house to be an asshole. Whyyyyyyyyyyy
Jan 9 2020 7:44PM
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vibecheck
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yeah and they'll probably eat you once you die, no loyalty.
Jan 9 2020 11:48PM
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theabortionator
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Cats are only cute because they're small enough to not be able to kill you. I'll magine a 200 pound house cat? You'd be it's bitch fer sure
Jan 10 2020 7:27AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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I don’t think they are secretive about it they trained killers as soon as they come ou the womb
Jan 10 2020 7:38AM
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theabortionator
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_IRRELEVANT_I don’t think they are secretive about it they trained killers as soon as they come ou the womb

True. The dead birds on the porch might be less if a gift for their human, and more of a "Hey bitch, you fuck up again and this gonna be you".
Jan 10 2020 7:57AM
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SuspiciousFish
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theabortionatorTrue. The dead birds on the porch might be less if a gift for their human, and more of a "Hey bitch, you fuck up again and this gonna be you".


Lol its like the cat version of that scene from Godfather.
Jan 10 2020 11:00AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Jan 10 2020 9:06PM
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elcheapo
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They do have a sick sense of humor, they piss on shoes/hat/etc in the middle of the night so it has time to dry so you wont notice till later in the day when it's too late.
Jan 10 2020 10:37PM
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JAHpow
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You're gonna get the cat brain bug that makes you crazy and attracted to cat piss.
Jan 11 2020 4:57AM
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HypeBeast
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JAHpowYou're gonna get the cat brain bug that makes you crazy and attracted to cat piss.


Toxoplasma gondii

He's only an indoor cat so I'm good haha
Jan 11 2020 10:19AM
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