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Should I put liquor in my beer?

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Lonely
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End of a long day, looking for a nice buzz. All that's left in the house is a 6 pack of two-hearted and a some vodka. The beer in question is Two Hearted ale. Now usually I would have no issue pouring some Fleischmanns in my Hamms (it's an american tradition you know, and it can take a shitty beer to a whole new level) but Two Hearted is a couple steps above Hamms and this is some 9$ a handle vodka (thank you Walmart).

I'm looking to get a buzz going as soon as possible so the question is, do I add some vodka to the nice beer? It has the potential to be great, but will probably be terrible. For science?
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iced
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idk mix a lil in a cup you aspiring scientist
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Lonely
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icedidk mix a lil in a cup you aspiring scientist


I'm thinking mixing 3-1 on the rocks with a nice mandarin orange garnish
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iced
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LonelyI'm thinking mixing 3-1 on the rocks with a nice mandarin orange garnish


3-1 vodka-beer sounds excellent
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Do it pussy
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TheHamburglar
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Boof the vodka and casually drink the beers, enjoying the buzz all the while
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Biffbarf
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That sounds terrible. Put your feet up, enjoy the good beer then take a couple shots afterward to get the warm and fuzzy.

And you know what they say, liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor and you'll be fine don't be a bitch about it
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Lonely
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TheHamburglarBoof the vodka and casually drink the beers, enjoying the buzz all the while


Normally I would but we're gonna give this little science experiment a shot
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Lonely
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BiffbarfThat sounds terrible. Put your feet up, enjoy the good beer then take a couple shots afterward to get the warm and fuzzy.

And you know what they say, liquor before beer you're in the clear, beer before liquor and you'll be fine don't be a bitch about it


What about beer and liquor at the same time?
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Biffbarf
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LonelyWhat about beer and liquor at the same time?


Pour up a lil taster and let us know if it's grody or not
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PeppermillReno
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HYP3R_REAL1TYDo it pussy

This.




Down in ☝️ OP.
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Lonely
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PeppermillRenoThis.




Down in ☝️ OP.


One liquor beer in a subaru cup coming right up
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Lonely
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First sip is in.... this actually might become a thing for me. The vodka seems to just mellow out the hoppiness. Not to much bite- flavor is still good
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OregonDead
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LonelyOne liquor beer in a subaru cup coming right up


that cup is super rad

I am downing the rest of my beer right now in a toast your honor good sir
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Lonely
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OregonDeadthat cup is super rad

I am downing the rest of my beer right now in a toast your honor good sir


Perks of having a subaru ambassador as a roomate.
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OregonDead
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LonelyPerks of having a subaru ambassador as a roomate.


oh shit hook it up mang. I love me some freebee subie shit. subie hat is my go to pretty much. do you have any insider info? A couple times I was able to like preregister and get a swag bag of goodies when they brought the subaru tent to the ski area. Once I even got a lift ticket voucher to bachelor from the subie tent and that was one of the best days ever
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Lonely
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OregonDeadoh shit hook it up mang. I love me some freebee subie shit. subie hat is my go to pretty much. do you have any insider info? A couple times I was able to like preregister and get a swag bag of goodies when they brought the subaru tent to the ski area. Once I even got a lift ticket voucher to bachelor from the subie tent and that was one of the best days ever

We get a box full of coozies cups and other stuff every month. I'll send some your way February
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ChadThundercock
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Put a shot of patron in a corona
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Lonely
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ChadThundercockPut a shot of patron in a corona


Will do tomorrow
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HypeBeast
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LonelyI'm thinking mixing 3-1 on the rocks with a nice mandarin orange garnish

Mandarin orange got me laughing way too hard. 😂😂😂😂
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OregonDead
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BST_PoliceMandarin orange got me laughing way too hard. 😂😂😂😂


so versatile. I try to keep a bag of those little citrus around all the time
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J_Steez
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LonelyEnd of a long day, looking for a nice buzz. All that's left in the house is a 6 pack of two-hearted and a some vodka. The beer in question is Two Hearted ale. Now usually I would have no issue pouring some Fleischmanns in my Hamms (it's an american tradition you know, and it can take a shitty beer to a whole new level) but Two Hearted is a couple steps above Hamms and this is some 9$ a handle vodka (thank you Walmart).

I'm looking to get a buzz going as soon as possible so the question is, do I add some vodka to the nice beer? It has the potential to be great, but will probably be terrible. For science?


do what u want fool
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theabortionator
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Putting liquor in beer is fucking nasty anyway and bells two hearted is a very good beer. It got a new distribution deal in the last few years and became widely available.

I'm get that there's a 0.5% anything in this thread is real life but I hate that you even thought of this terrible idea.

If you actually do this other than yolo because of making this thread I think I might hate you. This sounds like some bad high school/college "wtf is drinking" kind of deal. Even the crustiest alcoholic would tell you to get fucked imo. If you offered that to a homeless man they would spit it out, and attack you with rocks and feces both of which seem desereved.

Somewhere a case of beer exploded to off it's self before having even a chance of getting sent to any store near you.

But chug some four lokos or something if you really want to party. Yolo
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HypeBeast
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theabortionatorBut chug some four lokos or something if you really want to party. Yolo

I chugged a four loko once. Drunkest I've ever been for about an hour.
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