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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Some things to know before you post in Ski Bagger

1)There is a search bar
2)That song is awesome, so 8 posts will try and figure out
3)Everyone has a friend who blew out andy ski you can imgaine. There is also someone who swears by any piece of equpiment ever. Don't worry, and figure it out (demo them)
4)Snowblades are gay
5)Tanner Hall is overated as is every pro
6)Tanner Hall is awesome as is every pro
7)CORE COMPANIES RULE. Now get PEs
8)We are influenced by skating snowboarding and rollerbalding, but we don;t want to be influenced by any of them
9)We want the sport to expand but stay core
10)Texans are Gapers
11)No matter what you say you are wrong.

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
Feb 24 2005 2:12AM
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Logchucker
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 16
Add more if you want

The smart man does not know everything, rather the smart man admits when he knows nothing.
Feb 24 2005 2:14AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Sounds about right.
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It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Feb 24 2005 2:41AM
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sharkey
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
I'd have to agree with number five...
Feb 24 2005 5:33AM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
^yea.. me too..
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- tricks were meant to be stomped
''I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap'' - ATLrednecskier
Feb 24 2005 6:35AM
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ESB
Posts: 9274 - Karma: 10,648
haha. so true.


'Skiing is so sick... I don't even understand how cool it is.'
- Luke Waldo, after watching WSKI106
Feb 24 2005 7:09AM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
12. spell absolutely everything right. (things like spelling ski gabber right are crucial)
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Feb 24 2005 8:15AM
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3rdCoastskier
Posts: 206 - Karma: 11
Rule 4 is the best.

13) style is note spelled S-t-e-e-z-e
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I'm on the inside, don't worry about it.

Hippi's don't stink: Patchouli does.
Feb 24 2005 9:02AM
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joony
Posts: 96 - Karma: 11
14) Give credit where credit is due. Not everything is 'totally gay fagget'
Feb 24 2005 9:12AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
learn how to spell SPONSOR.....NOT SPONCER, SPANSER, SPANCER, SPONSER, OR and anythign else
member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
Feb 24 2005 9:15AM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
^ too true. also don't ask how to be sponsored. You're not going to be, because you suck, so shut up.


Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski.
What else is there?

'never tryed tele, it just looks gay...' Jess-001 (Feschies, better watch your back)
Feb 24 2005 10:31AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
never, and i mean NEVER post your opinion, even if its to make good conversation
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Feb 24 2005 10:45AM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
what are we up to 16? ok

16. If you make fun of lat everyone will hate you, but ice-is-scary and dspin 7x are game.

member#13687



'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
Feb 24 2005 10:48AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
if you are newer then member 40,000 then you cant make fun of anyone unless they are like 5,000 newer then you
member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7

'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

LOGIC HEADWEAR
Feb 24 2005 10:57AM
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DietCoke
Posts: 1317 - Karma: 7
17. ? everyone on this website can do D-spin 900s in their sleep and if you can't you suck!!11one

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If hate were people, I'd be China.
Feb 24 2005 11:19AM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
PWN3D. Nice Logchucker.
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We are more than just shadows and dust
Feb 24 2005 11:22AM
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shitfaced
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
18) if you just started skiin ask stupid questions so everyone else can shit on you.


any one for another beer
I AM CANADIAN !!!
Feb 24 2005 11:54AM
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BumPskiA
Posts: 196 - Karma: 10
I can do a flatspin 1420 fo real
Feb 24 2005 12:44PM
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BumPskiA
Posts: 196 - Karma: 10
Just kidding
Feb 24 2005 12:45PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
All skiboarders should be innialated (sp?)
Texas is this best fucking state
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''Main Line is Open!'
Sick!
D BREES 101 Cult
Land Shark eeee eee eee
'I had a talk with mother nature, i'm not kidding. She came into my room, we discussed it over hot chocolate' - *B$hip*
Feb 24 2005 1:55PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
all true





SGB

Feb 24 2005 2:10PM
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skieveryday
Posts: 660 - Karma: 19
*Think before you type, it seems that there's not a whole of that going on here.
*Don't rip on the little guys. They're the one's that will continue to help the sport grow and progress, even if it takes em' awhile to learn the ropes.



I'll tell you where...someplace warm...a place where the beer flows like wine...where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of capastrano...I'm talkin' about a little place called Asssspennnnn...
Feb 24 2005 4:11PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
rule number four all the way
Feb 24 2005 4:50PM
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freeskier1316
Posts: 1771 - Karma: 27
19. Don't bash people (even though that happens every day and ruins the site)

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
Feb 24 2005 7:00PM
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jrad_ak_skier
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
alright
Feb 24 2005 7:02PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
THIS THREAD SUCKS, I HATE MY LIFE, AND EVERYBODY IS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!


-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!
He's going to duct tape it to his leg and release it to fend off other male competitors, like a sword fish. -skiierman
Feb 24 2005 7:29PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
#20 not posts like the one above me


You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Feb 24 2005 7:45PM
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CharlesB.
Posts: 2755 - Karma: 66
haha this thread is so funny


NWP Website
Feb 24 2005 7:47PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
#21 Anyone can make fun of ATLANTASKI.

#22 To learn how to post pictures, go to the help section.


Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -jflo453

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our cou
Feb 24 2005 9:18PM
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jflo453
Posts: 1383 - Karma: 26
#23 its a DOUCHE bag, not a douce doushe dousche doosh dooch duche dushe or duce bag
Ski New Jersey
Feb 24 2005 9:24PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
NO more making names that has K2 or Enemy, or PE, or K2Ripper for that matter (that guy has such a geah name, I mean what a Faggot). But maybe I should get a new name, but then that means that I will be made fun of for being a newbie, man I hated that time, made me want to cut my wrists.

do the chickens have large talons?
Feb 24 2005 9:29PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
This webthaiight needths more gay hotties that I can hook up with bayb.;)







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Kitting is so progressional.
Feb 24 2005 9:29PM
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pc_nick13
Posts: 306 - Karma: 80
continue
Feb 24 2005 9:55PM
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shitfaced
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
i love it
#21 Anyone can make fun of ATLANTASKI.


any one for another beer
I AM CANADIAN !!!
Feb 24 2005 9:59PM
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skiingMFer
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
24. feschies,linesnowblades,and blades4life orwhatever are the official sweetest members in this site
Feb 24 2005 10:02PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
only post threads related to skiing in this section of the forums.




'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
Feb 24 2005 11:35PM
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deleted000
Posts: 1185 - Karma: 11
25)ATLANTASKI is gay.
26)If you ski in GA get off this site.



Feed your need
Feb 24 2005 11:47PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
something you should know-

this is ski gabber not ski bagger.
Feb 24 2005 11:47PM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
27) the 'post a pic of a hot girl' thread will never die!!!


smartass mother fucker
Feb 25 2005 2:54AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
#28 Don't tell people to get off this site because they are so unlucky as to live in bad areas(Georgia)

Hell, just because I'm from georgia, doesn't mean I can't ski. I ski as much as I can, and it is the best thing in Life. Period. I also have a rail in my backyard, so it's not like I can't ski everyday.


Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -jflo453

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our cou
Feb 25 2005 6:59PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
^ you sound like the victim of a hate crime.
Feb 25 2005 7:02PM
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SnowCoast
Posts: 1991 - Karma: 14
Hahaha.
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