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Parenting on the newschoolers forums

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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
How many people on this website have kids, very curious to know
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Jan 6 2020 9:54PM
4 0
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old-dirty11
Posts: 340 - Karma: 238
Fucked a girl last night then she tells me she’s not on any form of birth control.. are you serious
Jan 6 2020 10:44PM
16 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12525 - Karma: 116,441
I'm a proud mother of two
Jan 6 2020 11:34PM
28 0
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37615 - Karma: 122,741
who's that guy who knocked up someone on here years ago? nipples.?
Jan 7 2020 1:31AM
19 0
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
I have a wife and 2 kids.
Jan 7 2020 2:12AM
1 7
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theabortionator
Posts: 51805 - Karma: 164,308
I feel like I should post in this thread
Jan 7 2020 7:31AM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
old-dirty11Fucked a girl last night then she tells me she’s not on any form of birth control.. are you serious


I can reply in september if you would like to update the status then
Jan 7 2020 10:19AM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
HYP3R_REAL1TYI have a wife and 2 kids.


shoutout to that, are you kids aware that their father is member of the month
Jan 7 2020 10:22AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3335 - Karma: 24,104
I have 3 kids(2 step kids and 1 of my own)
Jan 7 2020 12:05PM
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3oh3
Posts: 61 - Karma: 371
not sure, I hope not though
Jan 7 2020 2:28PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
DeebieSkeebieswho's that guy who knocked up someone on here years ago? nipples.?


YES
Jan 7 2020 2:34PM
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JoeF2661
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 6,301
There should've been a wish I never did option.
Jan 7 2020 4:13PM
13 1
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,158
3 girls
Jan 7 2020 5:31PM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9804 - Karma: 72,650
Do dogs count?
Jan 7 2020 10:33PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
BST_PoliceDo dogs count?


I bet you call your dogs “your kids” and refer to their perception of you as their dad
Jan 8 2020 12:12AM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9804 - Karma: 72,650
HYP3R_REAL1TYI bet you call your dogs “your kids” and refer to their perception of you as their dad

Oh yeah buddy 100%. Better than lying about having a wife and 2 kids tho
Jan 8 2020 12:57AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
BST_PoliceOh yeah buddy 100%. Better than lying about having a wife and 2 kids tho


Lying? Tell that too Darlene
Jan 8 2020 2:13AM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
oldmanskiI have 3 kids(2 step kids and 1 of my own)


ahh I should have guessed with the handle, which do you like more, or do you like equally
Jan 8 2020 6:39PM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
TheClap.3 girls


does the clap get transferred to offspring or no?
Jan 8 2020 6:41PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
I thought this thread was gonna be about how @oldmanski is secretly our forum dad
Jan 8 2020 8:44PM
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LukasSchroeder
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 2,683
I hope to some day, but I'm not going to if the world is a shitty place.
granted it already is, but I dont wanna be selfish and bring someone into a world thats ending etc.
Jan 8 2020 9:26PM
2 0
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,753
Wife and 3 kids
Jan 8 2020 9:31PM
3 0
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
Wife and one kid
Jan 8 2020 9:45PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
I have an abortion fund
Jan 8 2020 11:14PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3335 - Karma: 24,104
aidanaughtonahh I should have guessed with the handle, which do you like more, or do you like equally


Each one takes a little different love than one another but I do love them all unconditionally.
Jan 9 2020 10:42AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3335 - Karma: 24,104
_IRRELEVANT_I thought this thread was gonna be about how @oldmanski is secretly our forum dad


If that is the case than I want a DNA test for some of you guys,lol.
Jan 9 2020 10:47AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37615 - Karma: 122,741
im technically a legal guardian for 14-15 year old boys on weekends when i ski if that counts
Jan 9 2020 11:28AM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
DeebieSkeebiesim technically a legal guardian for 14-15 year old boys on weekends when i ski if that counts


is it bad that after getting halfway through your post I assumed it was going to be a michael jackson or priest joke...
Jan 9 2020 6:35PM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
JoeF2661There should've been a wish I never did option.


I gotchu
Jan 9 2020 6:36PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,657
The world can’t handle a second Mingg. I can’t even handle one Mingg. But there will come a day, and we will all be fucked.
Jan 9 2020 9:51PM
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skiP.E.I.
Posts: 7846 - Karma: 22,202
DeebieSkeebieswho's that guy who knocked up someone on here years ago? nipples.?

Nipples got a girl pregnant
Jan 9 2020 11:05PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
You are all my children.
Jan 10 2020 4:42PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,586
I have a husband and we have 12 kids
Jan 10 2020 9:04PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,657
CaptainObvious.You are all my children.


Hi dad
Jan 10 2020 9:24PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
MinggHi dad


Hey kiddo. You good? Need some gas money?
Jan 10 2020 9:53PM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,753
Somebody been busy
like the opening scene of super Mario when yoshi got 15 bouncing eggs behind him
bongripperI have a husband and we have 12 kids
Jan 11 2020 7:16AM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,099
I have no sex drive bc of methadone but i would consider having kids with a smart qt3.14 girl as long as she didnt demand sex other than to get pregnant.
Jan 12 2020 1:52PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21672 - Karma: 4,158
Twinjibber77Wife and one kid

When’s #2 coming
Jan 12 2020 1:58PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,586
SavageBiffSomebody been busy
like the opening scene of super Mario when yoshi got 15 bouncing eggs behind him


HAHAHA
Jan 12 2020 5:02PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
DolanReloadedI have no sex drive bc of methadone but i would consider having kids with a smart qt3.14 girl as long as she didnt demand sex other than to get pregnant.


This is why I love you
Jan 12 2020 5:17PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,586
CaptainObvious.Hey kiddo. You good? Need some gas money?


can i have some money for weed, dad?
Jan 12 2020 6:52PM
1 0
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Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,355
TheClap.When’s #2 coming


I have no answers to these questions, only time will tell
Jan 13 2020 11:10AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4833 - Karma: -769
I really want to adopt a cool little asian kid that is into skiing, math, table tennis, and respecting his elders.
Jan 13 2020 1:52PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10834 - Karma: 57,463
CaptainObvious.You are all my children.


I feel like I get mega child points

**This post was edited on Jan 13th 2020 at 4:00:32pm
Jan 13 2020 4:00PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
safarisamI feel like I get mega child points

**This post was edited on Jan 13th 2020 at 4:00:32pm


You just lost points for arrogance
Jan 13 2020 4:35PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10834 - Karma: 57,463
_IRRELEVANT_You just lost points for arrogance


He was my teacher...
Jan 13 2020 5:12PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
safarisamHe was my teacher...


Carry on then ignore me
Jan 13 2020 5:25PM
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Mingg
Posts: 13992 - Karma: 49,657
safarisamHe was my teacher...

Was he like a Mr. Feeny or more of a Mr. Turner?
Jan 13 2020 5:52PM
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Casey
Posts: 7887 - Karma: 24,860
My wife and I have a 1 year old girl. InB4 she can out ski all of you. Winter is coming
Jan 13 2020 6:35PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
MinggWas he like a Mr. Feeny or more of a Mr. Turner?

I don’t know how to feel about either of these options.
Jan 14 2020 12:17AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,639
bongrippercan i have some money for weed, dad?

I know your tank costs $40 to fill. Here’s 60. The extra 20 is for “snacks”.
Jan 14 2020 12:19AM
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