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Calling into work to go ski tonight what’s a good excuse?

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Segsxi
Posts: 457 - Karma: 1,675
Should I have my “emergency contact” which is my girlfriend vouch for me and tell them I got into a drunken fight?

Should I tell them i was involved in an accident?

shoul I just call in sick?

WWYD??
5 years ago
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Julius_Steezer
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Are you skiing tonight and missing work tomorrow? If so then just power through tomorrow and save the ‘sick days’ for pow days.
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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call into work after riding a sick line and tell them you're too siiiiicckkkkkk to come in.
5 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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TRVP_ANGELcall into work after riding a sick line and tell them you're too siiiiicckkkkkk to come in.

Get injured and send them a pic of you in flight for life
5 years ago
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Segsxi
Posts: 457 - Karma: 1,675
Julius_SteezerAre you skiing tonight and missing work tomorrow? If so then just power through tomorrow and save the ‘sick days’ for pow days.

I’m calling in tonight and going tomorrow
5 years ago
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Non_State_Actor
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SegsxiI’m calling in tonight and going tomorrow


You have the runs don't you?
5 years ago
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Chubz.
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Getting in a drunken fight isn’t an excuse to call off work,

just call them tonight and say you have the stomach flu and get get off the toilet
5 years ago
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croto31
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step 1: purchase a pair of line sick days
5 years ago
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oldmanski
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Tell them you hurt your back and you can’t work. When you go to work the following day after skiing you will be stiff and sore so it will all play out
5 years ago
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SuckleBrick
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just don't show up
5 years ago
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CLQ
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Call in mid line and tell them you got stuck in a wind tunnel
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Say that you’re turning a new page in your life by going on a vacation in Costa Rica with your gay butler
5 years ago
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freeskibum82
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why not just tell the truth? I have a good relationship with my superior that if it snows he knows i'll probably be taking the day. I also make sure anything i needed to do the next day was covered.
5 years ago
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b0ss
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Actually a lot of young people get mad promotions very quickly for skipping powder days to go work.
Most shop managers I know with no previous management experience or college education got their positions in less than 10 years. While I also know a ton of people wwith 4 year degrees who complain abiut being broke and having shitty jobs, but they skip work to go skiing everytime there is 2 inches on the ground.

Get your $50 salary, then go skiing.
5 years ago
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GrandThings
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Just say you're having problems "down there"

Nobody EVER asks for further details or question you. Works even better for girls...
5 years ago
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Segsxi
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freeskibum82why not just tell the truth? I have a good relationship with my superior that if it snows he knows i'll probably be taking the day. I also make sure anything i needed to do the next day was covered.

I wish! Nah fr tho I work for some real southern fried country ass folk, the main supervisor is from Texas and if anything they consider skiing to be leisurely activity at best and/ or Degenerate Behavior :(
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Segsxi
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oldmanskiTell them you hurt your back and you can’t work. When you go to work the following day after skiing you will be stiff and sore so it will all play out


Actually doing this rn haha this is one of the best excuses/ playoffs ever
5 years ago
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InfamouslyJones
Posts: 63 - Karma: 149
Excessive pooping always does the trick.
5 years ago
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Moist_Oatmeal
Posts: 60 - Karma: 110
I just do the good ole strep throat call out.
5 years ago
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yessirskiii_
Posts: 245 - Karma: 1,684
Migraine or the shits are always viable options ... easy to explain if questioned and typically a 24 hour ordeal
5 years ago
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Diego2
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Call in and say you have problems with your eyes - you just can't see coming to work
5 years ago
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LilBenjiWop
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Yeah OP the more embarrassing, the less questions, simple
GrandThingsJust say you're having problems "down there"

Nobody EVER asks for further details or question you. Works even better for girls...
5 years ago
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