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Wedding season

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AbiH
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why is everyone getting married?!!!


Its really putting a cramp in my ski season.

Why cant everyone be happy and single like me?!? I don’t have money for all of these dadgum bridesmaids dresses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 6 2019 1:48AM
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OregonDead
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pics of the dress or it didn’t happen
Dec 6 2019 2:04AM
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Non_State_Actor
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AbiHwhy is everyone getting married?!!!


Its really putting a cramp in my ski season.

Why cant everyone be happy and single like me?!? I don’t have money for all of these dadgum bridesmaids dresses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just happens for a while in your late 20's-early 30's. I think I maxed out at 4 over one summer but know people that have done 6-7. I don't have a very big fam or too many friends.
Dec 6 2019 2:17AM
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theabortionator
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First wedding I really wanted to go to was Kevtron's this summer but they dun had to do it while I was gone this summer.
Dec 6 2019 6:41AM
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ChadThundercock
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OregonDeadpics of the dress or it didn’t happen


Fuck the dress, SEND NUDES
Dec 6 2019 11:25AM
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270on420out
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I hate when people have weddings on NYE. It’s kind of rude
Dec 6 2019 11:45AM
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GrandThings
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DIRTYBUBBLEI hate when people have weddings on NYE. It’s kind of rude


I had weddings Memorial Day and Labor Day weekend this year....
Dec 6 2019 11:52AM
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270on420out
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GrandThingsI had weddings Memorial Day and Labor Day weekend this year....


Brutal. Weddings on Holidays in general are selfish tbh
Dec 6 2019 12:14PM
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eheath
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Who the fuck gets married in the winter?
Dec 6 2019 12:24PM
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Non_State_Actor
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DIRTYBUBBLEI hate when people have weddings on NYE. It’s kind of rude


GrandThingsI had weddings Memorial Day and Labor Day weekend this year....


We're these local or destination? Usually people have holiday weddings to keep the guest list down without having to make tough decisions about whom to invite.

You can send out 500 invitations to your xmas day wedding at Breck and only have to feed and provide alcohol for like 40 people.
Dec 6 2019 12:43PM
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gengar.
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but wedding season is spring-late summer
Dec 6 2019 12:49PM
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Non_State_Actor
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gengar.but wedding season is spring-late summer


We attended one the weekend before xmas last year. At least it was in Palm Springs so the weather wasn't too bad. Awfully inconvenient timing if you ask me but nobody did.
Dec 6 2019 1:55PM
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GrandThings
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mystery3We're these local or destination? Usually people have holiday weddings to keep the guest list down without having to make tough decisions about whom to invite.

You can send out 500 invitations to your xmas day wedding at Breck and only have to feed and provide alcohol for like 40 people.


Lol yep both destinations...didnt even think about that. One was family, and one I was in so didnt have much of a choice.

Honestly weddings are pretty fun so I didnt hate it
Dec 6 2019 2:50PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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y'all fallin 4 da contracts smh
Dec 6 2019 2:56PM
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AbiH
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OregonDeadpics of the dress or it didn’t happen



Dec 6 2019 4:00PM
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oldmanski
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And when you get older, you start going to funerals more often
Dec 6 2019 4:52PM
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elcheapo
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Look at the bright side, it's not a bunch of funerals.
Dec 6 2019 4:59PM
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CLQ
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I thought you were getting married to everlast
Dec 6 2019 5:08PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQI thought you were getting married to everlast

bro how dare u say that, i wouldnt fuck that chick with your own dick
Dec 6 2019 5:43PM
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ChadThundercock
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CLQI thought you were getting married to everlast


LOL
Dec 6 2019 5:54PM
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vibecheck
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People waste so much money and time on weddings
Dec 7 2019 1:29AM
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Chubz.
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eheathWho the fuck gets married in the winter?


Tim walrus
Dec 7 2019 5:30AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Weddings fucking slap. I volunteer as tribute to stand in for anyone who doesn't want to go to one.
Dec 7 2019 9:31PM
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goofygoober0104
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because no one wants to be your friend anymore so they moved on
Dec 7 2019 9:37PM
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AbiH
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goofygoober0104because no one wants to be your friend anymore so they moved on


I’m so sad now.
Dec 7 2019 10:26PM
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oldmanski
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BiffbarfWeddings fucking slap. I volunteer as tribute to stand in for anyone who doesn't want to go to one.


Will you stand in for my funeral?
Dec 8 2019 1:30AM
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dolanslebensraum
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AbiH


Ill marry you if you let me be the stay at home dad raising the kids and you pay me for sexual favors.
Mar 31 2020 4:23AM
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little1337
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DolanReloadedIll marry you if you let me be the stay at home dad raising the kids and you pay me for sexual favors.


Do less
Mar 31 2020 10:40AM
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JayDope
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hoping my wedding doesn't get postponed from this virus- New Years eve
Mar 31 2020 10:45AM
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PeppermillReno
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Shame that OPs upcoming wedding with Everlast has been pushed back due to rona.


Ive always liked winter weddings because flight and rental car is cheap. But I have never been able to be a real ski town local always stayed at hotels on 2-4 week trips and such even when I drove out. I get not being able to leave wherever Dec-April.

November is the best. I kind of like being in some fancy indoor venue when it’s all wet and shitty outside. Sneak off to the bar to watch football.
Mar 31 2020 2:08PM
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AbiH
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DolanReloadedIll marry you if you let me be the stay at home dad raising the kids and you pay me for sexual favors.


nah, but also that's not me haha
Apr 3 2020 4:41PM
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iced
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DolanReloadedIll marry you if you let me be the stay at home dad raising the kids and you pay me for sexual favors.


i can picture you rapidly typing this out with a stupid grin on your face
you quickly scramble to click the "post reply" button, as your mom calls you for the third time to come down for dinner
you rush down the stairs feeling accomplished and famished, only to be met face to face with a double barrel shotgun
without hesitating your mother blows your head off
with that single swift pull of a trigger, the world is at peace
Apr 3 2020 6:48PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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icedi can picture you rapidly typing this out with a stupid grin on your face
you quickly scramble to click the "post reply" button, as your mom calls you for the third time to come down for dinner
you rush down the stairs feeling accomplished and famished, only to be met face to face with a double barrel shotgun
without hesitating your mother blows your head off
with that single swift pull of a trigger, the world is at peace

Wow this is almost less funny than Dolans post
Apr 3 2020 7:58PM
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dolanslebensraum
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AbiHnah, but also that's not me haha


What isnt you? The prenup?
Apr 4 2020 2:17AM
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dolanslebensraum
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icedi can picture you rapidly typing this out with a stupid grin on your face
you quickly scramble to click the "post reply" button, as your mom calls you for the third time to come down for dinner
you rush down the stairs feeling accomplished and famished, only to be met face to face with a double barrel shotgun
without hesitating your mother blows your head off
with that single swift pull of a trigger, the world is at peace


You know the scene in good will hunting when the math professor tells matt damon that he wishes he never met him because he makes him realize how inferior he is, both relative to matt damon and effectively in general?

when i think of you, thats the picture i get...

professor.
Apr 4 2020 2:24AM
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Kinito
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Well, your wish is granted. Now the number of weddings is reduced to a minimum! I really don't understand what people who celebrate their weddings at such a difficult time are thinking. why do they not think about the consequences that may occur in the end after their wedding? Not all people know that they are carriers of the virus, as it does not appear immediately. It is during this period that a person can infect everyone who comes into contact with him. My girlfriend and I have already planned a wedding, but we are waiting for the whole situation to calm down and we can safely celebrate our wedding. We have already ordered a wedding photographer from https://svenstudios.com. I look forward to this day. I hope it comes soon!

**This post was edited on Dec 21st 2020 at 9:49:57am
Dec 20 2020 6:40PM
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MiIfHunter
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EAT MY BALLZ
KinitoWell, your wish is granted. Now the number of weddings is reduced to a minimum!
Dec 20 2020 6:51PM
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Kinito
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MiIfHunterEAT MY BALLZ


No :(
Dec 20 2020 7:14PM
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MiIfHunter
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KinitoNo :(


Go fuck yourself, BOT!!!
Dec 20 2020 7:17PM
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