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Warren Miller Timeless is actually Timeless... It never ends.

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baxmass
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Do yourself a favor. Save some money. Don’t watch Warren Miller Timeless. Wanted to stay for the saving grace of the film which is Baker Boyd’s part, but couldn’t make it through another hour of lowgrade glory pow skiing. They could find more experienced skiers in a Newschoolers forum. Shoutout Glen Plake for making this movie almost not suck.

Quote of the Movie : “I have never clipped into pin bindings before.”

Mind you this quote is sourced from someone who has a full part in the movie.

**This thread was edited on Dec 4th 2019 at 11:14:53pm
6 years ago
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jackj
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Don't forget how Warren Miller Entertainment fucked over Warren and Level 1. If you don't know what I'm talking about go find the newschoolers thread on it or listen to the second half of Episode 10 of the Level 1 podcast.

Fuck Warren Miller Entertainment. Shitty movies by a shitty corporation.
6 years ago
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Randol
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R.I.P. Warren Miller but I’m happy he didn’t have to see this cinematic catastrophe.
6 years ago
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teamdummy
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After all the Level 1 nonsense. WME can eat my ass. I’d never give them a penny. And their movies suck anyway. Go watch Romance for the real.
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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WME fucks over warren the man, then uses his death to sell more movies to make more money.

Also level 1 romance is out. Fuck wme.
6 years ago
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Lemuel
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One of my friend asked if I wanted to go see it with her. I laughed and said absolutely not. After the Level 1 debacle they will never get me as a viewer or any of my money.
6 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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WME's next movie will star Sierra Quitiquit.
6 years ago
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freeskibum82
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It's just a big advertisement. a very long one. the only reason people go is for the vendors giving out free lift tickets. most people leave at intermission
6 years ago
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Andi_G
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Fuck WME. It sucks they still profit off Warren Miller's legacy and their movies are one big ad as posted above. It's like all the worst parts of MSP and TGR without any of the good. Watered down skiing for the average gaper or suburban mom
6 years ago
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Brule.
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I saw the movie as well. I got somewhat excited to see some street skiing in the intro but the rest of the movie was fucking disappointing after the segment with Glen Plake. He was the saving grace because I have never heard of the other 98% of the people in the movie but it wasn't much because it was just a bunch of useless b-roll piled onto *maybe* 40 minutes of actual skiing.

The movie was shit. Romance was a hell of a lot better.
6 years ago
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JohnJonsz
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Every skier in this years WM movie was nominated for a powder award for best skier. Markus Eder and Candide were not
6 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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CatdickBojanglesWME's next movie will star Sierra Quitiquit.


Mostly in airports and planes, with maybe one or two knee deep pow slashes on a 20 degree slope?
6 years ago
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conorsux
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Yalls obsession with her is genuinely unhealthy
CatdickBojanglesWME's next movie will star Sierra Quitiquit.
6 years ago
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jackj
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conorsuxYalls obsession with her is genuinely unhealthy

its like godwins law except sierra instead of hitler
6 years ago
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