Replying to Monoski Concept

Alright, what if I took a fat ski and put two bindings vertically on the ski (one binding right behind the other). And what if the binding in the back was a tele binding so your heel could move when you bend/turn. It would be like a mono waterski.

Would two normal bindings work better?

We're just trying to find new ways to fuck around on the mountain but I'm wondering what this might do to the ol ACL's, and if it would even work at all.