Member of the Month

Biffbarf
February, 2025

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Pros that are virgins

profile picture
SmartWater
Posts: 102 - Karma: 490
Theres no denying that some of us skiers are hot af and could wife nearly any girl in any given 100 mile radius. But there’s equally some of us that could be casey neistats half brother.
Which begs the question; which pro skiers are virgins? Is it possible?
my friend willie can rodeo 7 but is still a virgin so
Nov 11 2019 3:23PM
14 0
profile picture
TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12586 - Karma: 117,366
I once sat too far back on my pivots and the rest is history
Nov 11 2019 3:38PM
51 0
profile picture
LukeTheWaffle
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 8,867
Me
Nov 11 2019 3:48PM
13 0
profile picture
BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9498 - Karma: 70,119
It's okay, according to the bible of jesus christ, anal doesn't count.
TRVP_ANGELI once sat too far back on my pivots and the rest is history
Nov 11 2019 4:05PM
17 0
profile picture
TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12586 - Karma: 117,366
BigPurpleSkiSuitIt's okay, according to the bible of jesus christ, anal doesn't count.


It broke my hymen, had to get my man TIP to confirm
Nov 11 2019 6:53PM
9 2
profile picture
Slunky
Posts: 690 - Karma: 2,332
the wells' seem quite religious and i dont think any of them are married so...
Nov 11 2019 6:57PM
8 0
profile picture
270on420out
Posts: 7520 - Karma: 51,255
Slunkythe wells' seem quite religious and i dont think any of them are married so...


Jossi is married. And I feel like the Wells have all beat cheeks before despite being religious. They’re a bunch of chads.
Nov 11 2019 8:20PM
25 0
profile picture
Slunky
Posts: 690 - Karma: 2,332
DIRTYBUBBLEJossi is married. And I feel like the Wells have all beat cheeks before despite being religious. They’re a bunch of chads.


No cap those boys got it going on
Nov 11 2019 9:36PM
8 0
profile picture
Devomurr
Posts: 15 - Karma: 69
Henrik may have too much steeze
Nov 11 2019 10:39PM
11 0
profile picture
DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
SmartWatermy friend willie can rodeo 7 but is still a virgin so

Weird flex but ok
Nov 12 2019 1:05PM
11 0
profile picture
Seekingseasons
Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,256
Considering between Portland, Denver, Washington, and Seattle, and San Fransisco, (all close to, or themselves ski meccas) has over 200000 gays, I would suspect there are a decent amount of pro skiers in the closet, or hiding in plain sight (ie. still pounding the puss) (I can't believe I just used that in a non trolling manner)
Nov 12 2019 1:18PM
2 9
profile picture
loadedburrito
Posts: 92 - Karma: 183
i feel like henrik harlaut is a guaranteed virgin, though he is arguably one of the most stylish skiers in the industry
Nov 12 2019 3:22PM
11 3
profile picture
pbs
Posts: 460 - Karma: 3,134
SeekingseasonsConsidering between Portland, Denver, Washington, and Seattle, and San Fransisco, (all close to, or themselves ski meccas) has over 200000 gays, I would suspect there are a decent amount of pro skiers in the closet, or hiding in plain sight (ie. still pounding the puss) (I can't believe I just used that in a non trolling manner)


Who told you the Seattle and San Fransisco are skiing meccas? i dont think many pros call those cities home. And Washington?? who skis there, i hear it hear it sucks there, flat and rainy. stay in Cali
Nov 12 2019 3:37PM
10 0
profile picture
Seekingseasons
Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,256
pbsWho told you the Seattle and San Fransisco are skiing meccas? i dont think many pros call those cities home. And Washington?? who skis there, i hear it hear it sucks there, flat and rainy. stay in Cali


If you read words, you'll see I said (or close to). A lot of pro skiers are from those places, theycan't all grow up in vail.
Nov 12 2019 3:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Monsieur_Patate
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 4,308
loadedburritoi feel like henrik harlaut is a guaranteed virgin, though he is arguably one of the most stylish skiers in the industry


Pretty sure dollo is dating Coline Ballet-Baz, or did I make that up? I remember seeing something about it somewhere..
Nov 12 2019 4:06PM
2 0
profile picture
Seekingseasons
Posts: 523 - Karma: 1,256
TRVP_ANGELIt broke my hymen, had to get my man TIP to confirm


"8:30 Gyno Appt"
Nov 12 2019 4:09PM
2 0
profile picture
SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,200
Monsieur_PatatePretty sure dollo is dating Coline Ballet-Baz, or did I make that up? I remember seeing something about it somewhere..


Yeah I heard they have their own language consisting of arfs and ahhhwooos. I was in the hotel room next to him at xgames last year and I thought I was gonna have to call animal control
Nov 12 2019 4:47PM
19 0
profile picture
tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,583
There have got to be a few. But how would we know? It’s just a guessing game.
Nov 12 2019 5:52PM
2 0
profile picture
AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,359
Slunkythe wells' seem quite religious and i dont think any of them are married so...


I’ll marry ‘em.

Somebody tell ‘em I’m available
Nov 12 2019 7:52PM
7 0
profile picture
Pilsby
Posts: 233 - Karma: 1,091
Monsieur_PatatePretty sure dollo is dating Coline Ballet-Baz, or did I make that up? I remember seeing something about it somewhere..


go watch his "day in the life" videos from this year on youtube, they are living together.
Nov 12 2019 8:35PM
3 0
profile picture
-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,593
loadedburritoi feel like henrik harlaut is a guaranteed virgin, though he is arguably one of the most stylish skiers in the industry


this girl I know smashed dollo at if3 like 5 years back
Nov 13 2019 12:59AM
14 0
profile picture
coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,049
yes, defintley possible and likely. skiing is like 99% dudes and pro skiers tend to be ugly as shit lmao
Nov 13 2019 7:39AM
4 0
profile picture
SmartWater
Posts: 102 - Karma: 490
-emile-this girl I know smashed dollo at if3 like 5 years back

Thats really sick
Nov 13 2019 1:47PM
1 0
profile picture
J_Steez
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 4,239
only a virgin would make a thread like this...
Nov 13 2019 2:38PM
6 0
profile picture
SofaKingSick
Posts: 9569 - Karma: 64,041
yeah this thread reeks of lame teenager. OP tell your buddy Willy i'm sorry his friend SmartWater sucks and to keep throwing rodeo 7s and the ass will come
Nov 13 2019 3:19PM
7 0
All times are Eastern (-4)