Replying to phrases that piss you off

there are two phrases at the moment that are pissing me off whenever I hear it.
the first one is 'the exeption that proves the rule' an exeption cannot prove a rule by definition its an argument against the rule.

the second one this is a phrase from a trailer for that new Wes Craven movie the phrase says something like 'You thought a curse couldnt hurt you well you were wrong.'
a curse is suposed to hurt you its not like a muffin its a hurtful thing. if curses existed no one would beleive that they cant hurt them.

anyone have sayings or phrases that they hate?