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I'd just like to let you all know that i'm the best skier on the mountain

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jackj
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thank you that is all
5 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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I bet u get stuck on the chair at the top nerd
5 years ago
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pbs
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5 years ago
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jackj
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let me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.
5 years ago
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


I have 6xl
5 years ago
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OregonDead
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jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


pics or it didn't happen noob
5 years ago
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hi_vis360
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jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em
5 years ago
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
pinkcamo1000do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em


i ski wearing clout goggles, they give me afterbang that rivals todd walnuts
5 years ago
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TripleXLHoodies
Posts: 348 - Karma: 1,280
I don’t have anything g to say I just saw an argument about x’s corresponding with swag and I have 3 so I must be pretty cool
5 years ago
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awitt
Posts: 75 - Karma: 618
how many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???
5 years ago
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jackj
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awitthow many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???


i did at least 7 pole whacks before i dropped in to ur mom

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 9:28:58pm
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
I cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...
5 years ago
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
aidanaughtonI cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...


slvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels
5 years ago
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iced
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whats it like to jerk off with tweezers
5 years ago
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
icedwhats it like to jerk off with tweezers


I second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends
5 years ago
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
GreezyBastardI second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends


no u
5 years ago
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GreezyBastard
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jackjno u

Not just a phase mom, haircut havin ass boi
5 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
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pbs.


Idk op. I can do the switch on a solid blue groomer

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 10:33:52pm
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,094
icedwhats it like to jerk off with tweezers


Jesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,179
Best shkier
5 years ago
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 412 - Karma: 2,211
sounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy
5 years ago
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Thegenericskier
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congratulations on the best chair lift rider on the mountain
5 years ago
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
s.j.mitchellsounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy


i can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out
5 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
Posts: 526 - Karma: 1,924
No.
5 years ago
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BayAreaJerry
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DolanReloadedJesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.


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s.j.mitchell
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jackji can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

K
5 years ago
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
jackji can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

Damn just when I thought you couldn’t get any more cringe
5 years ago
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Non_State_Actor
Posts: 5026 - Karma: 18,167
You must not ski on my mountain then.
5 years ago
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skrtfest
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I bet you wear a fart bag
5 years ago
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YeetCannon
Posts: 114 - Karma: 299
How about we have a game of gnar to settle this
5 years ago
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AcetumRoasts
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We found saucer boy guys!
5 years ago
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
jackjslvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels


we doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??
5 years ago
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Saucerboyshane
Posts: 226 - Karma: 591
aidanaughtonwe doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??


I am the best on the bladez and saucer. I can even stick uphill ice in my saucer
5 years ago
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skittiti
Posts: 172 - Karma: 434
prove it pussi
5 years ago
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
aidanaughtonwe doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??


both obviously
5 years ago
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skiguy04
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AcetumRoastsWe found saucer boy guys!


First post !!!

At least there’s no speed checking on a saucer tho
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12594 - Karma: 117,479
This cant be true because I know the best skier on the mountain is eheath
5 years ago
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