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I'd just like to let you all know that i'm the best skier on the mountain

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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
thank you that is all
Oct 22 2019 3:48PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6394 - Karma: 69,421
I bet u get stuck on the chair at the top nerd
Oct 22 2019 3:52PM
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pbs
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Oct 22 2019 4:28PM
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
let me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.
Oct 22 2019 4:31PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,518
jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


I have 6xl
Oct 22 2019 4:38PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6891 - Karma: 24,559
jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


pics or it didn't happen noob
Oct 22 2019 4:46PM
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hi_vis360
Posts: 5033 - Karma: 51,091
jackjlet me provide proof:
i have a 5xl tall t shirt, and we all know the more x's in ur tall t shirt the more steez you have. so i have xxxxx steez. therefor im the best.


do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em
Oct 22 2019 5:25PM
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
pinkcamo1000do you have fast glasses though? can't go fast without em


i ski wearing clout goggles, they give me afterbang that rivals todd walnuts
Oct 22 2019 6:08PM
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TripleXLHoodies
Posts: 348 - Karma: 1,280
I don’t have anything g to say I just saw an argument about x’s corresponding with swag and I have 3 so I must be pretty cool
Oct 22 2019 6:18PM
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awitt
Posts: 72 - Karma: 601
how many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???
Oct 22 2019 9:24PM
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
awitthow many pole whacks is enough pole whacks???


i did at least 7 pole whacks before i dropped in to ur mom

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 9:28:58pm
Oct 22 2019 9:25PM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
I cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...
Oct 22 2019 9:28PM
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
aidanaughtonI cant believe you are a pro... I am wayyyyyyyyy sicker than you...


slvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels
Oct 22 2019 9:31PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
whats it like to jerk off with tweezers
Oct 22 2019 9:47PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
icedwhats it like to jerk off with tweezers


I second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends
Oct 22 2019 10:08PM
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
GreezyBastardI second this, this thread screams small penis and half sends


no u
Oct 22 2019 10:24PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
jackjno u

Not just a phase mom, haircut havin ass boi
Oct 22 2019 10:30PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,099
pbs.


Idk op. I can do the switch on a solid blue groomer

**This post was edited on Oct 22nd 2019 at 10:33:52pm
Oct 22 2019 10:31PM
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,099
icedwhats it like to jerk off with tweezers


Jesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.
Oct 22 2019 10:36PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
Best shkier
Oct 23 2019 3:13AM
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 409 - Karma: 2,197
sounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy
Oct 23 2019 8:37AM
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Thegenericskier
Posts: 2582 - Karma: 29,100
congratulations on the best chair lift rider on the mountain
Oct 23 2019 8:55AM
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
s.j.mitchellsounds like a lip in front 2 kinda guy


i can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out
Oct 23 2019 11:50AM
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Hellblazer_23
Posts: 526 - Karma: 1,919
No.
Oct 23 2019 4:51PM
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BayAreaJerry
Posts: 331 - Karma: 1,125
DolanReloadedJesus do they make some sort of high tech motor oil for that? Otherwise you would shred your monkey pretty quick.


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Oct 23 2019 5:04PM
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s.j.mitchell
Posts: 409 - Karma: 2,197
jackji can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

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Oct 23 2019 7:12PM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
jackji can nollie fakie lip on frontslide switch front backflip 2 out

Damn just when I thought you couldn’t get any more cringe
Oct 24 2019 12:10AM
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Non_State_Actor
Posts: 4809 - Karma: 17,052
You must not ski on my mountain then.
Oct 24 2019 12:31AM
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skrtfest
Posts: 32 - Karma: 72
I bet you wear a fart bag
Oct 24 2019 2:12PM
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YeetCannon
Posts: 114 - Karma: 299
How about we have a game of gnar to settle this
Oct 24 2019 9:52PM
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AcetumRoasts
Posts: 1 - Karma: 11
We found saucer boy guys!
Oct 27 2019 12:16AM
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aidanaughton
Posts: 155 - Karma: 487
jackjslvsh me i'll wreck you harder than spain mcdonkey does a bottle of jack daniels


we doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??
Oct 31 2019 11:15AM
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Saucerboyshane
Posts: 226 - Karma: 590
aidanaughtonwe doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??


I am the best on the bladez and saucer. I can even stick uphill ice in my saucer
Oct 31 2019 11:41AM
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skittiti
Posts: 172 - Karma: 434
prove it pussi
Oct 31 2019 1:23PM
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jackj
Posts: 64 - Karma: 687
aidanaughtonwe doin slush on a saucer or on ski blades??


both obviously
Oct 31 2019 1:24PM
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skiguy04
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 1,118
AcetumRoastsWe found saucer boy guys!


First post !!!

At least there’s no speed checking on a saucer tho
Oct 31 2019 1:30PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,129
This cant be true because I know the best skier on the mountain is eheath
Oct 31 2019 2:09PM
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