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Anyone in Jackson Hole this winter?

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Plankton
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(yes I know this should be in regionals but regionals is dead)

Going to be in Jackson this winter from the end of December to mid-March. Looking for touring partners or people to rip resort laps with. Fast confident skier with AT setup, AIARE 2 cert, rescue gear, and a JH pass. Trying to ski a ton, just don't know many people in the area. Hit me up!

-Will
5 years ago
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SavageBiff
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Mista_BobI reckon I should have read through the crazy part of this thread before replying. I just like to ski, dudes. This thread went sideways.


That’s newschoolers

and FYI I treat employees well , I tip tremendously I thank everyone and I spend money in the local communities I visit , I started here over a year ago talking about how excited I was to finally see Jackson and that’s all I state and outta nowhere lil shits start chirping don’t come , we hate icon , you probably suck whatever their litte brains can muster blah blah it’s been multiple threads not just this one

I got nothing against anyone ! Less they gots a prob with me , and if they do so what... nothin bad go happen ta me 🤷🏼‍♂️
5 years ago
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AlmostCooler
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pinkcamo1000How to be a Jackson "local":
- Graduate from a fancy new england liberal arts school
- Move to Jackson
- work a little bit but parents pay rent
- live there for ~2 years
- complain that IKON people and tourists are ruining the mountain, hardcore "locals" like you are who really matter
- move back east to work a lame corporate desk job
- turn into an angry dad weekend warrior who skis in southern VT

holy shit hahahahaha

There needs to be a reward better than a simple upvote
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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CalumSKIbut fr tho, JH seems dope
have good szn bro


Trust me jh is dope especially if you know and hit up the local spots and avoid the touristy places
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Mista_Bob
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vibecheckTrust me jh is dope especially if you know and hit up the local spots and avoid the touristy places


Merry Piglets is still the best bomb ass Mexican food. Love that place.
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQI will rip resort laps with you if you let me sleep in your couch during the duration of my stay.


Stop selling your body on the internet
5 years ago
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vibecheck
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Mista_BobMerry Piglets is still the best bomb ass Mexican food. Love that place.


Literally @ picas
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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vibecheckYeah pussy, that'll be the easiest money I've made in my entire life. I've got a monster face tattoo you dont stand a chance


If anybody gives you 10,000-1 odds on anything you take it. If John Cougar Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar I'm gonna be a very rich dude.
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Mista_Bob
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vibecheckLiterally @ picas


Pica’s ain’t bad. Just prefer Merry Piglets and their sauces and jalapeño margarita. Moo’s for ice cream and Gun Barrel for steak (buffalo prime rib). Hell yes.
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Hellblazer_23
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Damn, all @Plankton is trying to do is shred with the boy's. Instead we have like people acting like absolute 5 year olds. We get it, you all have diffrent options but, no one ever asked you to shit all over JH or the people who ski there on this thread. Find a diffrent form or grow up.


P.S. Yes, Mad River Glen is where angry dads go to ski with magnificent form while being grumpy.
5 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
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CalumSKIyou know who doesn't have these problems..... summit county
like if you like winter, you can only live in summit county right?
Sucks that I cant love winter cause I don't live in the glorious summit county


Sorry man. Think about moving. Summit needs more tools its way too cool right now
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dolanslebensraum
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pinkcamo1000How to be a Jackson "local":
- Graduate from a fancy new england liberal arts school
- Move to Jackson
- work a little bit but parents pay rent
- live there for ~2 years
- complain that IKON people and tourists are ruining the mountain, hardcore "locals" like you are who really matter
- move back east to work a lame corporate desk job
- turn into an angry dad weekend warrior who skis in southern VT


Reminds me of thad the mean spirited ski pro in the south park timeshare episode
5 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
Posts: 5959 - Karma: -13,095
ski_steeWorking at JHMR as night janitor this winter need a floor/couch/garage to crash.

Will wax your skis, shovel snow, do your dishes, watch your dogs and buy you beer.
Also can pay up to $800 a month...


Why would you do all that and still pay 800? You can get decent housing near most resorts for 300-400 a mo if you split with some other ppl. And if youre good looking you can room with chicks and pay them with dick.
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dolanslebensraum
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SavageBiffSomething tells me you’ve never made any money bud
maybe it’s cause you targeted me for not being on welfare , maybe it’s cause I’m not mental enough for a face tat , maybe it’s an imbalance of chemicals, maybe you were touched as a young boy identifying as a girl idk but just FYI even if you won , I wouldn’t pay u , and I’d smash u in the teeth and walk away free , Later bruh ima just pretend ur what ya r , a ghost , it’s time to shred not argue wit internet yards I’m ashamed I humored u this long see ya at Jackson I’ll b the one with a savage biff sticker and ikon pass on my helmet case a cunt wants ta get crippled 🤷🏼‍♂️👍🏻🖕🏼


I hate to pile on but,
im picturing blood trickling out of your ass right now.
People like you are the reason i wont let my kids embarrass themselves in forums until they are at least 16 so they have a chance. You sound like your 12 and you think you know everything.
Life is longer than you think my son. Pace yourself.
5 years ago
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SavageBiff
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DolanReloadedI hate to pile on but,
im picturing blood trickling out of your ass right now.
People like you are the reason i wont let my kids embarrass themselves in forums until they are at least 16 so they have a chance. You sound like your 12 and you think you know everything.
Life is longer than you think my son. Pace yourself.


I’m 36 dipshit and idc what you think either you talk like you shoot fuckin heroin keep livin winter in scummit co
all I’ve done is respond to people acting like jackasses
5 years ago
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Mista_Bob
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DolanReloadedI hate to pile on but,
im picturing blood trickling out of your ass right now.
People like you are the reason i wont let my kids embarrass themselves in forums until they are at least 16 so they have a chance. You sound like your 12 and you think you know everything.
Life is longer than you think my son. Pace yourself.


Exactly. In the end no one gives a shit about your money. I have friends who makes $20k/year and friends who make $2.5m/year. No one cares if you’re a douche. You do you and live a good life. My wife and I both have Masters degrees and great jobs, a half million dollar home, and guess what? I ski ex-demo skis most of the year and have ski boots from 1997 that still kick ass. Fuck yeah. Money ain’t shit. Being a good person and having fun is the deal. I’ll ski with any of y’all as long as you’re cool and funny. You young guys are too serious. Lighten up. Listen to Alan Watts. Have a drink. Meditate. Smoke some smoke. Damn.
5 years ago
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Done_and_done
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Back on topic...

I'm counting the days till Sublette laps.
5 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
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Mista_BobExactly. In the end no one gives a shit about your money. I have friends who makes $20k/year and friends who make $2.5m/year. No one cares if you’re a douche. You do you and live a good life. My wife and I both have Masters degrees and great jobs, a half million dollar home, and guess what? I ski ex-demo skis most of the year and have ski boots from 1997 that still kick ass. Fuck yeah. Money ain’t shit. Being a good person and having fun is the deal. I’ll ski with any of y’all as long as you’re cool and funny. You young guys are too serious. Lighten up. Listen to Alan Watts. Have a drink. Meditate. Smoke some smoke. Damn.


Yeah. Once you have enough money to live comfortably, adding more wont make you happier. Get your shit in order then enjoy life. I wont lie about coming from a well off family, but my dad raised me to be a modest cheapskate who doesnt need daily massages and lobster dinners to be happy. Saving money is just as good as making money.
The best thing you can do for yourself is to get better at something. Whether its piano or
skateboarding, or even skiing, putting in the work to get good at these things builds character.
You dont need to be an insecure shitclown like dom laporte and trash a beautiful condo so you can giggle about it later as if people will think you are interesting because you destroyed something beautiful.
Just chill out, smoke some weed, and
watch southpark on a big ass tv. Life is good.
5 years ago
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Mista_Bob
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DolanReloadedYeah. Once you have enough money to live comfortably, adding more wont make you happier. Get your shit in order then enjoy life. I wont lie about coming from a well off family, but my dad raised me to be a modest cheapskate who doesnt need daily massages and lobster dinners to be happy. Saving money is just as good as making money.
The best thing you can do for yourself is to get better at something. Whether its piano or
skateboarding, or even skiing, putting in the work to get good at these things builds character.
You dont need to be an insecure shitclown like dom laporte and trash a beautiful condo so you can giggle about it later as if people will think you are interesting because you destroyed something beautiful.
Just chill out, smoke some weed, and
watch southpark on a big ass tv. Life is good.


I don’t know you, but I dig your vibe. Thanks for the post, man. If you ever come to Targhee I’ll buy you a beer.
5 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
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Mista_BobI don’t know you, but I dig your vibe. Thanks for the post, man. If you ever come to Targhee I’ll buy you a beer.


Thanks man.
5 years ago
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Non_State_Actor
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DolanReloadedYeah. Once you have enough money to live comfortably, adding more wont make you happier. Get your shit in order then enjoy life. I wont lie about coming from a well off family, but my dad raised me to be a modest cheapskate who doesnt need daily massages and lobster dinners to be happy. Saving money is just as good as making money.
The best thing you can do for yourself is to get better at something. Whether its piano or
skateboarding, or even skiing, putting in the work to get good at these things builds character.
You dont need to be an insecure shitclown like dom laporte and trash a beautiful condo so you can giggle about it later as if people will think you are interesting because you destroyed something beautiful.
Just chill out, smoke some weed, and
watch southpark on a big ass tv. Life is good.


Mista_BobI don’t know you, but I dig your vibe. Thanks for the post, man. If you ever come to Targhee I’ll buy you a beer.


DolanReloadedThanks man.


What a strange role reversal for Dolan. Good show man!
5 years ago
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SavageBiff
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mystery3What a strange role reversal for Dolan. Good show man!

called being two faced and fake as shit

i wasn’t bragging about money , nor putting down the poor al I said was that doosh sounds like he’ll never have any
people act like I wasn’t welcome in Jackson bc of ikon everyone of you misreads and misses the big point bc gour in such a hurry to argue
you make claims like I’m not happy or nice I don’t know me or the 127 people I employ and love , my money is for them u guys don’t got a clue
all I did was respond to someone assaulting me for having an ikon pass
im happy as shit, I grew up poor and have spent the past ten years giving and once in a while I flaunt it
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GrandThings
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The fact that there are people complaining about JACKSON HOLE in this thread is fucking nuts.

Come ski Loon on a Saturday in December with me and then tell me JH still isnt worth it....
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Done_and_done
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GrandThingsThe fact that there are people complaining about JACKSON HOLE in this thread is fucking nuts.

Come ski Loon on a Saturday in December with me and then tell me JH still isnt worth it....


Perspective is an important thing.

Its so lame when you are in Jackson with fresh snow, and everyone is acting like a complete prick.

Meanwhile its all smiles and good vibes at the icey rope tow in the midwest.
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Mista_Bob
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ski_steePerspective is an important thing.

Its so lame when you are in Jackson with fresh snow, and everyone is acting like a complete prick.

Meanwhile its all smiles and good vibes at the icey rope tow in the midwest.

There are dickheads everywhere, though. I go to a fancy resort and the people in full Arc’teryx are dicks, then I go to a small local hill and the dudes skiing in Jeans and a camo coat are dicks. I don’t get it. People gotta’ loosen up and just have fun.
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