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Best Tindr Pickup Lines

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CabbyArrant
Posts: 780 - Karma: 4,126
Out of a long term relationship, joined tindr. Go.
6 years ago
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,271
Damn girl you poop outta that ass?
6 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52632 - Karma: 174,695
I'll post some ones from grindr eventually. People have sent me some fucking gems.
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
Just heading to the shops, need anything?

Wanna go halves on a baby?

You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl

Please don't masturbate while looking at my profile, thanks

My go to lines. Keep in mind tinder is great for trolling but honestly if you are not super attractive you will have better results in the club or meeting girls at the bookstore or whatever

The 80 20 rule is real
6 years ago
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 835
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6 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7524 - Karma: 51,325
Make one up using information from their bio or make a pun with their name if possible. If they don’t have a bio then direct compliments usually work alright
6 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7524 - Karma: 51,325
or just say “Damn girl you shit with that ass?”
6 years ago
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Liam_j10
Posts: 512 - Karma: 2,456
My uncle tells me I'm a great kisser
6 years ago
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 3,998
bitch
6 years ago
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3177 - Karma: 14,532
Recently I opened with "hey thiccy" on Tinder and she unmatched me. I consider it a partial success
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,185
buyfulltiltsRecently I opened with "hey thiccy" on Tinder and she unmatched me. I consider it a partial success


Epic gamer moment
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 4,593
“Are you homework? Cause I’d slap you on the table and do you all night”
6 years ago
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WPoch
Posts: 1762 - Karma: 3,886
You're a solid 7
6 years ago
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,552
Do you like whales, because we could go hump back at my place.
6 years ago
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montanabandits
Posts: 127 - Karma: 947
Wanna come over and watch some porn on my mirror?
6 years ago
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3177 - Karma: 14,532
Damn girl are you trash? Bc I want to take you out
6 years ago
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,552
Are you my pinky toe, because I want to bang you on all my furniture.
6 years ago
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Hangry
Posts: 156 - Karma: 713
You: How many planets are in our solar system?

Them: 8.

You: Only be 7 after I destroy urAnus.

I promise it works every time
6 years ago
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albinoboy
Posts: 377 - Karma: 2,151
First,

Find their twitter or insta.

Second(this is crucial if you don't find it then move on),

Find an R.I.P in the bio.

Third,

Say Your _(dead relative etc.)___ would be smiling down from heaven if we smashed ;)

If you can't find step two just say "I heard local milfs wanted to fuck me so what's up mama? ahaha
6 years ago
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Iratebeggar
Posts: 143 - Karma: 150
surprised this hasnt been posted yet..
Ill Nose press your box if you lipslide my rail?

Also talking to females in real life actually works too...
6 years ago
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,104
IratebeggarAlso talking to females in real life actually works too...


That hasn’t been my experience
6 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52632 - Karma: 174,695
"I'm jealous of your heart. I wish I was pumping inside you"
6 years ago
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,206
sing the song Family Values by BRONCHO
6 years ago
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,522
Are you my shins? Because I know I'm going to bang you this ski season.
6 years ago
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