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Best Tindr Pickup Lines

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CabbyArrant
Posts: 779 - Karma: 4,120
Out of a long term relationship, joined tindr. Go.
Oct 9 2019 12:35AM
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CLQ
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 11,260
Damn girl you poop outta that ass?
Oct 9 2019 12:41AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,072
I'll post some ones from grindr eventually. People have sent me some fucking gems.
Oct 9 2019 1:39AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
Just heading to the shops, need anything?

Wanna go halves on a baby?

You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl

Please don't masturbate while looking at my profile, thanks

My go to lines. Keep in mind tinder is great for trolling but honestly if you are not super attractive you will have better results in the club or meeting girls at the bookstore or whatever

The 80 20 rule is real
Oct 9 2019 2:10AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
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Oct 9 2019 5:54AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
Make one up using information from their bio or make a pun with their name if possible. If they don’t have a bio then direct compliments usually work alright
Oct 9 2019 10:58AM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,054
or just say “Damn girl you shit with that ass?”
Oct 9 2019 11:01AM
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Liam_j10
Posts: 510 - Karma: 2,441
My uncle tells me I'm a great kisser
Oct 9 2019 11:35PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,979
bitch
Oct 12 2019 4:55AM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3079 - Karma: 13,690
Recently I opened with "hey thiccy" on Tinder and she unmatched me. I consider it a partial success
Oct 13 2019 1:54AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
buyfulltiltsRecently I opened with "hey thiccy" on Tinder and she unmatched me. I consider it a partial success


Epic gamer moment
Oct 13 2019 3:25AM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
“Are you homework? Cause I’d slap you on the table and do you all night”
Oct 13 2019 4:03AM
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WPoch
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 3,831
You're a solid 7
Oct 14 2019 9:57PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,540
Do you like whales, because we could go hump back at my place.
Oct 14 2019 10:14PM
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montanabandits
Posts: 126 - Karma: 933
Wanna come over and watch some porn on my mirror?
Oct 14 2019 10:36PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3079 - Karma: 13,690
Damn girl are you trash? Bc I want to take you out
Oct 14 2019 10:46PM
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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,540
Are you my pinky toe, because I want to bang you on all my furniture.
Oct 14 2019 10:51PM
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Hangry
Posts: 156 - Karma: 713
You: How many planets are in our solar system?

Them: 8.

You: Only be 7 after I destroy urAnus.

I promise it works every time
Oct 15 2019 12:39AM
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albinoboy
Posts: 372 - Karma: 2,103
First,

Find their twitter or insta.

Second(this is crucial if you don't find it then move on),

Find an R.I.P in the bio.

Third,

Say Your _(dead relative etc.)___ would be smiling down from heaven if we smashed ;)

If you can't find step two just say "I heard local milfs wanted to fuck me so what's up mama? ahaha
Oct 15 2019 12:57AM
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Iratebeggar
Posts: 143 - Karma: 150
surprised this hasnt been posted yet..
Ill Nose press your box if you lipslide my rail?

Also talking to females in real life actually works too...
Oct 16 2019 5:46PM
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,101
IratebeggarAlso talking to females in real life actually works too...


That hasn’t been my experience
Oct 16 2019 7:05PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,072
"I'm jealous of your heart. I wish I was pumping inside you"
Oct 19 2019 3:27PM
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vibecheck
Posts: 3112 - Karma: 15,185
sing the song Family Values by BRONCHO
Oct 19 2019 10:56PM
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fries
Posts: 2978 - Karma: 7,518
Are you my shins? Because I know I'm going to bang you this ski season.
Oct 20 2019 12:49AM
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