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Pyduck
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This makes me concerned for the future
6 years ago
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Obie.
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Reading reviews on ski resorts or even better — working at one seriously questions my faith in humanity. I saw the dumbest shit working park crew for 3 seasons
6 years ago
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hi_vis360
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I've seen people at Alta lodge complain to the employees working there that it's snowing too much
6 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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Few years ago while bumping chairs at targhee some kook was bitching to me that they didn't groom enough after a big dump. Fuck midwestern boomers.
6 years ago
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T.L.
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Obie.Reading reviews on ski resorts or even better — working at one seriously questions my faith in humanity. I saw the dumbest shit working park crew for 3 seasons


Where do you guys store the jumps in the summer?
6 years ago
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Biffbarf
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My mom use to work at city market in breck back in the day. Her favorite quote is always from some big ass texan dude who rolled in when it had been nuking pow for a week and says

'I just wish it'll stop snowin so we can go skiin!'

Apparently it was day 3 of a week long trip and they hadn't even hit the slopes yet. Poor guy lol
6 years ago
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Pyduck
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The thing is if we actually get 12” if real snow out here in the east we bow down to the snow gods.That review killed me
6 years ago
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Dilldoes
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I would murder to experience a foot a fresh blow here in St. Louis.
6 years ago
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Saga.
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To be fair, you are likely to hear a similar statement from professionals during a competition or filming week. Dumping snow is wonderful but not the best to actually ride in all the time.
BiffbarfMy mom use to work at city market in breck back in the day. Her favorite quote is always from some big ass texan dude who rolled in when it had been nuking pow for a week and says

'I just wish it'll stop snowin so we can go skiin!'

Apparently it was day 3 of a week long trip and they hadn't even hit the slopes yet. Poor guy lol
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SavageBiff
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SendyMcSendyfaceFew years ago while bumping chairs at targhee some kook was bitching to me that they didn't groom enough after a big dump. Fuck midwestern boomers.

They really complain over here in the east if shit doesn’t get groomed
I spend my east days searching for the snow gums to b on , lucky to find one in groomed slope round here
PyduckThe thing is if we actually get 12” if real snow out here in the east we bow down to the snow gods.That review killed me

I’ll get on my knees for 3
6 years ago
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SkiBum.
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Snow mid week. Snow before holidays. Market the shut out of it. Blue bird 30 degree weekends and holidays. Best bottom line profit you could ask for.


The same % of people that come to a resort to ski park are the same % that come to ski pow. The other 80% want sun and soft groomed snow
6 years ago
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cyphers
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Saga.To be fair, you are likely to hear a similar statement from professionals during a competition or filming week. Dumping snow is wonderful but not the best to actually ride in all the time.


how about you clowns ship my order
6 years ago
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bigwhite.steeze
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Saga.To be fair, you are likely to hear a similar statement from professionals during a competition or filming week. Dumping snow is wonderful but not the best to actually ride in all the time.


not the best to film in* or compete in*

but storm skiing is mind blowingly good...free refills??
6 years ago
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AlmostCooler
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SkiBum.Snow mid week. Snow before holidays. Market the shut out of it. Blue bird 30 degree weekends and holidays. Best bottom line profit you could ask for.


The same % of people that come to a resort to ski park are the same % that come to ski pow. The other 80% want sun and soft groomed snow


I get your sentiment but idk bout that. You ever seen lines on a pow day?
6 years ago
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SavageBiff
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bread_birdhow about you clowns ship my order

👍🏻 For your use of the word clown , it is probably my favorites hen used as an adjective
6 years ago
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SkiBum.
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AlmostCoolerI get your sentiment but idk bout that. You ever seen lines on a pow day?

I bet if you did an analysis on those people, something like 80% are season pass holders or locals.

when I was in the ski business the daily numbers would be drastically affected most days with weather. If a sunny nice Saturday on holiday averages 14,000 skier visits - that number would be 9,000 on a windy snowing similar day
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cyphers
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SavageBiff👍🏻 For your use of the word clown , it is probably my favorites hen used as an adjective


glad you enjoyed, i'll be here all winter
6 years ago
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Biffbarf
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Saga.Dumping snow is wonderful but not the best to actually ride in all the time.

Lmao dude what? Whoever's got the keys to this account is in dire need of a lil pr training
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Conditions power ranking list:

1. At least thigh deep Powder Day
2. Knee deep powder day
3. Bluebird Spring Slush that's not grabby
4. Bluebird hardpack day
5. 1/2 an inch-6 inches of fresh that just makes bumps and slows you down with poor vis
6.No vis




Rain and no vis
6 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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BiffbarfLmao dude what? Whoever's got the keys to this account is in dire need of a lil pr training


Saga: you know when you feel a girl’s boobs and it feels like a...bag of sand?
6 years ago
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davetron78
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Spot on
BigPurpleSkiSuitConditions power ranking list:

1. At least thigh deep Powder Day
2. Knee deep powder day
3. Bluebird Spring Slush that's not grabby
4. Bluebird hardpack day
5. 1/2 an inch-6 inches of fresh that just makes bumps and slows you down with poor vis
6.No vis




Rain and no vis
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Lol this reminds me of the Snowbird ad campaign that used bad reviews like this.

Seriously if anything I complain when trails ARE groomed after fresh snow.
6 years ago
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JohnnyDope
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Not that it concerns me, but shouldn't you guys be replying to customer support emails instead of ski gaber threads?
#askingforafriend
Saga.To be fair, you are likely to hear a similar statement from professionals during a competition or filming week. Dumping snow is wonderful but not the best to actually ride in all the time.
6 years ago
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SkiBum.
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Saga.To be fair, you are likely to hear a similar statement from professionals during a competition or filming week. Dumping snow is wonderful but not the best to actually ride in all the time.

Lmao just noticed this comment. You guys have the nuts to come on here and still comment and just try to go along with business? Are you in business? Do you think you will be for long? I’d start polishing up your resumes and reading info on bankruptcy laws
6 years ago
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wasatch_rat
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Honestly I prefer these people to those that suck at skiing pow, but they have been peer pressured into pretending to love it so they flounder around all day trying to figure it out.

If you suck at skiing pow and dont enjoy it, that's fine, I really dont judge you much for staying inside. More for me
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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If you groom everything 1 stat, " where the fuck is the powder?". Even if it's the most wet heinous snow ever conceived in the sky. If you don't groom it all. 1 star "why the fuck didn't you groom everything? It's hard to turn and it got bumpy!".


Basically you can't win and people reviews these days are trash.


Normal business encounter. "5star i highly recommend. I ordered something and they gave it to me. I wasn't murdered in the process."

Normal business encounter "1 star. I got a speeding ticket on the way to the store, fuck that store ".


People suck
6 years ago
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Saga.
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Listen to the beginning. You may not agree but my statement is true. Dumping snow will turn some people away.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park
BiffbarfLmao dude what? Whoever's got the keys to this account is in dire need of a lil pr training
6 years ago
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SavageBiff
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FogdartLol this reminds me of the Snowbird ad campaign that used bad reviews like this.

Seriously if anything I complain when trails ARE groomed after fresh snow.


Saga.Listen to the beginning. You may not agree but my statement is true. Dumping snow will turn some people away.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park


Avoids the questions above like avoids shipping orders 🤨
6 years ago
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freestyler540
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I hear this stuff all the time at Whitewater. "This place sucks; its too steep, too much snow and no cell towers in the area. I cant believe I spent 4000$ on this trip." Then they finish their rant with "I hope Balface is better"

My sister bitched about the bar because the server wont get a beer for her. Its the fucking Kootenays, not Whistler.

But, people like that is the reason the hill still exists.
6 years ago
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Session
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Saga.Listen to the beginning. You may not agree but my statement is true. Dumping snow will turn some people away.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park


Anyone worried about skiing park when there is pow to be had is a fucking dummy. Ship orders choad.
6 years ago
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cyphers
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Saga.Listen to the beginning. You may not agree but my statement is true. Dumping snow will turn some people away.


looking forward to receiving my order from january. hopefully it will arrive before the heat death of the universe
6 years ago
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JmckR
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T.L.Where do you guys store the jumps in the summer?


Last season had a fully grown adult I was teaching ask me where the pillows are stored over winter...
In fairness he'd never skied off piste before and he was a generally nice chap, had to give him a bit of stick for that though
6 years ago
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SkiBum.
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Saga.Listen to the beginning. You may not agree but my statement is true. Dumping snow will turn some people away.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/674626/Early-Season-In-The-Brian-Head-Terrain-Park


Solid PR move - just avoid all the real business related questions.

I’m sure McDonalds in Denver needs some more burger flippers when Saga 2.0 Denver goes belly up
6 years ago
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clindblomskier
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I'm chilling east coast skiing straight granular slush

quit your complaining.
6 years ago
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clindblomskier
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Why are humans so dumb
6 years ago
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Thegenericskier
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bread_birdlooking forward to receiving my order from january. hopefully it will arrive before the heat death of the universe


ive been waiting since october
6 years ago
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