Gave the bald bomber the cheddar a couple years ago for a 4th
ya don't goes uncatered peak seasons no mores
so feed us for a few more ducketts
and well the last one
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character buildings it was
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stopped in the 406 for liquids lunches
and to visit the troots in st reg
rolled into cordulsanes late and growlered down
well yeah knows we probably coulda not listened to or read the sub zeros weather guesses and when the projected avvy one word descriptive adjective is considerable at and below the treelines that usually held a higher degree of potential safeties aint to promising...
well fucks it were goin regardless
yeah....
made it to Nelway ussuall qustions but
they sure seemed to be especially worried about
cannibus products and repeated questions as to usages past present and future
and well youre telling me if I pull this car over im not gonna find any cannibus cause if I do im sending you all home
thankfully mrs. bum had enough and tells him shes never touched the stuff and she has no idea what mr toaster and I are gonna do or legally purchase in nelson
but its her car and we jut wanna visit your fine country and spend some cash ski sum pows ang go home in a week
and
yeah were callin the your tim hortans oversized took 5 minutes to even get out of your chair and do your job asses bluff
as it turns out ya kinda need a script or at least a chill budtender and well one outta 2 aint bads and we puts it on the catering list needs
and well French onion soups and bloody Mary's don't require much other than a means to purchase
did I mention the weather?
made it to kaslo
and into the
like goin to visit an old friends or sittin back at the peeler bar
id hit it
fore ya know the lodge comes into view
a quick safety briefing and an extended nose burning bleach o rama cleansing sessions as the previous groups trip was ravaged by a gi virus
we lost one ourself as things didn't work out for one of our crew and he didn't go in
or stuffs slungs in safes though
clouds rolled in and we got out for a quick lap or 2
got to see a cool cloud formation cover the kokes glacier eh
been a long time since we rolled catered and we have had L our hut custodian before
having our sunshine cook keep us well fed was great
fkna Mondays are long ass nofundays for me
so awakening to
and sending mrs. bum out to set track
and sfotex, r1234567 our one planked split shredder and mr toasters along
wwjd
well yeah know ive been told he was a carpenter
we cut a traverse across over to prospect pows
and up the larch covered ridge
and looked over at the lumberyard
Didn't suck nearly as bad as the weather guessers guessed
Knees got dropped
Gullies got ripped
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The ups were enjoyed
It's funny our cook sunny worked for cmh and a few lodges
And doesn't really ski
So we're explaining in the ski week we're only gonna actually ski a few hours
You gotta learn to enjoy all the rest
The early morning predawn coffee making
The long slog home in the fading light or darkness
The sauna, the communal dinner shadings
The beverages, the stories, the goods, the fails
The damn ifin the ullr didn't bless us overnight with some more fresh
The vis when ya gets it
The old man bearded mossy snow ghosts when ya don't
Ups n downs
The lookin back at what ya skied
i guess its all pretty mute ifin youre not sharing it
I rolled in with some fucked up toes and boot issues I shuda delt with
so tues I took it easy helped the hut chicks with chores set up a beacon drill
and i aint the type of bum that's gonna say no to the "wanna go share the secret stash line with us'' questions
fore headin out with em after a good 20 cm's fell
them 2 betties and i shared sums pit work
didn't take much to find sums pwl of early jan and feb buried hoars
thankfully at this point they weren't to reactive
the betties shredded sum secret stash shits up
so i didn't ski too goods clipped some woods and shed a stick
turns out ifin ya were to loose your dyna rad 2 brake afd its gonna make it a bitch to git the rear pins to lock
and sound don't travel real well in the dumping land of snow ghosts
so until i got it figured out ya needed to pull up on the brake i was mia until
made contact with the other group pilfering the double secret probation stash
and some radio communications break downs kerfuckles were overcome
made it out n home
got up on the roof to watch the sfotex and toaster send it home
and i recollect pulled pork tacos for dinner
and it seems our Donny truth stretcher potwat aint to popular with our neighbors to the north but Vikings on unicorns are and they likes me stickers
hump day s dawn broke clear after a few more cm
and Mr Mojo says
"no one now will forgive us for wasting the dawn"
the ussuall whos skiin what
aint quite sure how post Canada works
but mr toaster and I brought our own usps stamps and hump day sounds as good as any day to send some pillows
but first we got alpine high
looked across the valley to the witches fingers and well I bet that'd ski well
but first there is this old cool lone larch tree that wanted to be on the tgrz
one of them special cold smoke early light and fresh snow lingering and being blown about things ya hope for but all the pieces don't always fall together things
and the terrain just got better
shits got sents
to the valley floor
