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Phrases that sound dirty but aren't

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TrickyDick470
Posts: 443 - Karma: 2,350
Pretty self explanatory, I'll start.

"Grandma, I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!"
6 years ago
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davetron78
Posts: 531 - Karma: 1,118
what's worse than ants in your pants? uncles.


My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube.
6 years ago
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oldmanski
Posts: 3543 - Karma: 26,317
I was going to make a gay joke, but fuck, come on guys.
6 years ago
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270on420out
Posts: 7522 - Karma: 51,282
Karen please let me see my children
6 years ago
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
"I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it"
6 years ago
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,982
are you a magnum condom, because id love to try you on once a year and realize it was never ment to be
6 years ago
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