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PsychicMigration
Posts: 2099 - Karma: 10,540
Because were all just here making claims and taking names.
Sep 9 2019 12:11PM
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JoeF2661
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First
#claim
Sep 9 2019 12:40PM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
My great grandfather invented the hinged garage door
Sep 9 2019 1:39PM
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iFlip
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My great grandfather invented the garage door.
Sep 9 2019 3:25PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2730 - Karma: 22,990
I fucked your mom
Sep 9 2019 4:05PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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my great uncle invented air conditioning in astronaut suits
Sep 9 2019 6:10PM
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oldmanski
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Claimed my bags at the baggage claim in Seattle yesterday
Sep 9 2019 6:46PM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
My friend flipped Shia leboof the bird when he walked past him once
Sep 9 2019 7:16PM
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ThatSkiierKidd64
Posts: 365 - Karma: 1,035
I started the term "mad steazzy"
Sep 9 2019 8:46PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
I just beat @BigPurpleSkiSuit at fantasy football 👌
Sep 9 2019 11:07PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Fumble is -2 pts, but 2 fumbles by the same back is almost impossible
DirtYStylEI just beat @BigPurpleSkiSuit at fantasy football 👌
Sep 9 2019 11:14PM
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-eREKTion-
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I saw Chris Benchetler in the grocery store. I said, "What up, Chris" and he was too polite to admit he had no idea who I was so we had a very awkward conversation for about a minute.
Sep 9 2019 11:27PM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
BigPurpleSkiSuitFumble is -2 pts, but 2 fumbles by the same back is almost impossible


I’ll take the two touchdowns
Sep 10 2019 1:17AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9353 - Karma: 68,326
Was it last year my kicker outscored your QB on Monday night?
DirtYStylEI’ll take the two touchdowns
Sep 10 2019 1:28AM
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ChadThundercock
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I shit in a urinal
Sep 10 2019 10:30AM
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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,888
BigPurpleSkiSuitWas it last year my kicker outscored your QB on Monday night?


🙆‍♂️
Sep 10 2019 10:58PM
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iced
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my great grandfather, Orwell Poopering, invented what is known today as pooping when he experienced discomfort in his abdomen after eating an entire T-rex
Sep 10 2019 11:41PM
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Jems
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My dad designed all of the freezers and fridges you see in target and cub
Sep 11 2019 9:50AM
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ASSholebomber22
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If I get my back wheels in a sidewalk crack jussstt right, I can almost do the ollie
Sep 11 2019 3:11PM
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PeppermillReno
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I'd rather eat a clam than a claim.
Sep 12 2019 12:01AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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My grandmother on my dad’s side’s last name was Smirnoff. Vodka is running through our blood line /claim
Sep 12 2019 1:28AM
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Bushdid9_11
Posts: 535 - Karma: 2,208
I'm a way better skier than you
Sep 12 2019 1:50PM
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elcheapo
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I dropped a bucket of ice on restaurants owners Ferrari in high school and never told anyone. I feel so much better.
Sep 14 2019 11:53PM
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PsychicMigration
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TnskiI dropped a bucket of ice on restaurants owners Ferrari in high school and never told anyone. I feel so much better.


This is just a confession
Sep 15 2019 9:22AM
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