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Starbucks sucks- Fight me, pussy!

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HypeBeast
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Their coffee is dogshit for what it costs. Most people who work and frequent there are so pretentious it hurts my bones. Of all the chains, they obviously have the best coffee, but from coffee standards, I'll pass.

Only pros are they're a consistently mediocre yet acceptable coffee that's available everywhere, and that their cafes open earlier than any other coffee shop. That's good for skiing and hiking if want to get an early start to the day.

Even though Starbucks started out as local, I would choose a local shop 9 times out of 10 over Starbucks. Curious though, is the original Starbucks shop better than the rest?
Sep 2 2019 11:40AM
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HypeBeast
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Then there's all these fancy fucking names they use for sizes. How bout we just use small, medium, and large? And when I say small, don't ask if I meant venti or tall or grand. Give me your smallest fucking cup because obviously I don't speak hipster.

And the whole name on the cup thing is dumb. Half the time they don't spell names right.
Sep 2 2019 11:42AM
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oldmanski
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Starbucks sucks! I dated the VP’s sister for a while and yeah, they are all in for the money.
Sep 2 2019 11:54AM
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GayWolf420
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7/11, Einsteins, and McD's coffee for me in terms of on-the-go quick brew. Not bad tasting either.


I have a gripe with Starbucks cuz the library in my school on campus changed out their coffee supplier from a pretty decent local place to Starbucks because it was cheaper but started to charge more because it was Starbucks Coffee. And I used to work in a hotel where that was the official coffee sponsor of the resort so thats all we had access too. Fuck Pikes Plakes Roast
Sep 2 2019 12:25PM
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JoeF2661
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Starbucks blows. For the reason that it's a fucking coffee and I shouldn't have to selly first born. I know it's petty but when I see dudes always walking around with their fruity ass mocha chocka whatever it irks me. More like mocha chocka on this dick.
Sep 2 2019 12:43PM
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Chubz.
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Tim Hortons > Starbucks IMO but understand that’s canada/northeast. Not sure if they’re in northern states across the country, but for chains, Timmy hoes is the way to go.

Dunking is another option.

If i can find a place that sells kona bean coffee I’ll take a mom & pop place over a chain any day of the week.
Sep 2 2019 1:13PM
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cyphers
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starbucks is decent but caribou is better imo. always make sure to get some when im up in minnesota
Sep 2 2019 2:42PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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"Coffee"
Sep 2 2019 3:51PM
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Youngm_IPCME
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You’re kind of a sucker already if:
1. You let yourself rely on coffee instead of having regular breakfast.
2. You buy coffee from a shop rather than taking 5 somewhat passive minutes to make it at home.

But in defense of starbucks, they sell oatmeal at 4am at airports, which is really nice. The cost is similar to airport food anyway.
Sep 2 2019 6:28PM
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yoke
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starbucks uses GMO bean.
Sep 2 2019 6:32PM
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vibecheck
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FogdartThen there's all these fancy fucking names they use for sizes. How bout we just use small, medium, and large? And when I say small, don't ask if I meant venti or tall or grand. Give me your smallest fucking cup because obviously I don't speak hipster.

And the whole name on the cup thing is dumb. Half the time they don't spell names right.



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/938371/My-portion-sizes-are-NOT-your-art-project---idubbbz-complains
Sep 2 2019 6:43PM
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SavageBiff
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Sb is good for hot girls
other than that fuck em
Sep 2 2019 6:46PM
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ChadThundercock
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SavageBiffSb is good for hot girls
other than that fuck em

Give this guy a medal
Sep 2 2019 7:01PM
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ChadThundercock
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Chubz.Tim Hortons > Starbucks IMO but understand that’s canada/northeast. Not sure if they’re in northern states across the country, but for chains, Timmy hoes is the way to go.

Dunking is another option.

If i can find a place that sells kona bean coffee I’ll take a mom & pop place over a chain any day of the week.


I personally don't like Tim Hortons. The coffee is shit, the service is shit, and in general its shit. Honestly it's pretty much exactly like mcdonald's.
Sep 2 2019 7:19PM
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PeppermillReno
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Agree. Dunkin Donuts just as bad.

I want Tim Hortons to buy out both.
Sep 2 2019 8:22PM
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HypeBeast
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I unfortunately had to buy coffee these past few days cuz I was moving and didnt have everything moved over. I was in Starbucks today and this construction worker was getting "coffee" for his fellow employees. They were all Frappuccinos with whipped cream lmao

BTW Tim Hortons is shit. Terrible service and they can't get anything right. McDonald's is better than any fast food breakfast chain cuz they actually cook their eggs.
Sep 2 2019 11:08PM
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elcheapo
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Fuck coffee gyayusa T for me please
Sep 2 2019 11:44PM
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Youngm_IPCME
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FogdartI unfortunately had to buy coffee these past few days cuz I was moving and didnt have everything moved over. I was in Starbucks today and this construction worker was getting "coffee" for his fellow employees. They were all Frappuccinos with whipped cream lmao

BTW Tim Hortons is shit. Terrible service and they can't get anything right. McDonald's is better than any fast food breakfast chain cuz they actually cook their eggs.


Wait, didn’t you just make a post about how people who go to starbucks are pretentious?
Sep 3 2019 1:19AM
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crustyboot.420
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They spell the names wrong cuz then people will post that shit to social media and promote starbucks without knowing it
Sep 3 2019 4:56AM
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SavageBiff
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FogdartI unfortunately had to buy coffee these past few days cuz I was moving and didnt have everything moved over. I was in Starbucks today and this construction worker was getting "coffee" for his fellow employees. They were all Frappuccinos with whipped cream lmao

BTW Tim Hortons is shit. Terrible service and they can't get anything right. McDonald's is better than any fast food breakfast chain cuz they actually cook their eggs.


McDonald’s is poison
Sep 3 2019 8:33AM
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DirtYStylE
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I agree with you and I’ll still fight you
Sep 3 2019 9:59PM
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eljusto.
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they roast their beans like mfs roast the autistic kid in high school

shits nasty
Sep 4 2019 2:58PM
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GrandThings
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Not gunna lie, I drink a venti pike every morning on my way to work. Its a huge corporation which does suck, but the coffee fairly good IMO, also I'm pretty sure that they're one of the more environmentally conscious companies for their size which I do appreciate.

However, I do agree that...
1) the names of the sizes are idiotic. Grande LITERALLY means large yet is their medium size?? I still just say "large" when I order
2) The food is absolute shit
3) People who order anything than regular coffee/lattes can fuck RIGHT off

IMO - McDonalds is the best place to stop for quick food on the way to the hill. They use Newmans Own for their coffee and the breakfast sandwiches are dank. (I live in Massachusetts too, where Dunkin is basically church).

Fun fact tho McDicks only uses "real eggs" for their solely egg-sandwiches. As soon as you get meat on it, they use a pre-cooked egg patty. All about that marketing....



...I'm very passionate about breakfast foods
Sep 4 2019 3:53PM
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elcheapo
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Yea the ventis Grande etc is annoying to figure out in the morning but their frappuccinos aren't bad and do have great benefits for employees wich is a factor. A majority of businesses are in business to make money btw.
Sep 4 2019 5:52PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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wite gurl heven
Sep 4 2019 10:49PM
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Non_State_Actor
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I think you forgot to add nine pumps of diabetes juice OP.

Seriously it's garbage, the coffee is terrible, it is everywhere though so occasionally if given no other option I drink it.
Sep 4 2019 10:59PM
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JAHpow
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If you're not pressing with a Tom Dixon Brew Cafetiere you're a pleb
Sep 5 2019 12:01AM
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oldmanski
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The referenced post has been removed.


Oh yeah! Good old Maverick country stores! I’m not a coffee drinker but they always had nice big walk in coolers for beer,lol.
Sep 5 2019 3:20AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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oldmanskiStarbucks sucks! I dated the VP’s sister for a while and yeah, they are all in for the money.


Is this true?
Sep 6 2019 2:45PM
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oldmanski
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_IRRELEVANT_Is this true?


This is true, been to the VPs house in Seattle. His neighbor is Sean Kinney, the drummer from Alice In Chains
Sep 6 2019 2:51PM
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