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Stereotypical skier bro names

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Dunderflip
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Matt
Aug 27 2019 5:44PM
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oldmanski
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Scott and they drink White Claws
Aug 27 2019 6:00PM
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snowfinder
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Jerry
Aug 27 2019 6:07PM
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SuspiciousFish
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There was a liftie in Aspen with the nickname "Hoover". I got a chuckle on that one.
Aug 27 2019 7:21PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Cody
Blake
Jack
Aug 27 2019 7:54PM
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Dunderflip
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Seth
Aug 27 2019 7:55PM
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weastcoat
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Ryan
garrett
Aug 27 2019 8:07PM
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Chron_Rabbit
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stereotypical white male names*
Aug 27 2019 9:14PM
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iggyskier
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oldmanskiScott and they drink White Claws


Ummm.............
Aug 27 2019 10:30PM
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McMaster_17
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Cody
Aug 27 2019 10:30PM
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JoeF2661
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Vladimir
Aug 27 2019 10:53PM
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Iamcore
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Aiden
Aug 27 2019 11:33PM
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FruitBootPro
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Humphrey
Aug 27 2019 11:34PM
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Gnar_Shralp406
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weastcoastRyan
garrett

Shit. Got me.
Aug 28 2019 12:00AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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BROdy
Aug 28 2019 2:01AM
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ChadThundercock
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Tanner
Aug 28 2019 2:13AM
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AbiH
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Tom, holy cow you could essentially get away with not asking a guys name in NZ and it’s probably gonna be Tom....
Aug 28 2019 7:27AM
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crustyboot.420
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Kyle
Aug 28 2019 9:51AM
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Emma_Watson
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TRVP_ANGEL
Aug 28 2019 11:52AM
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davetron78
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*any name can be a skier name
Aug 28 2019 2:41PM
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yeetus_chund666
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mhm timmy
Aug 28 2019 3:43PM
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Chunderface
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Micah
Aug 28 2019 4:09PM
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gbola
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skierman
Aug 28 2019 7:10PM
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Kretzschmar
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DunderflipMatt


I'm offended. Therefore....

Aug 28 2019 8:01PM
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dolanslebensraum
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Sven
Aug 28 2019 8:25PM
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theabortionator
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AbiHTom, holy cow you could essentially get away with not asking a guys name in NZ and it’s probably gonna be Tom....


The only kiwi I work with is named, well you guess it Tom.
Aug 28 2019 10:59PM
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bolake
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is bolake stereotypical?
Aug 29 2019 12:05AM
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AbiH
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theabortionatorThe only kiwi I work with is named, well you guess it Tom.


Haha! It’s ridiculous, like common parents be creative....
Aug 29 2019 5:06AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Deez
Ligma
Bofa
Aug 29 2019 5:16AM
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ben28johnson
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hunter
Aug 29 2019 3:22PM
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Young_patty
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Kieran

Devin

just to name a couple
Aug 29 2019 4:34PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Nate. Last resort I worked at, there were 4-5 different Nates, (myself included).
Aug 29 2019 5:56PM
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SnickleFriz
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_GHOSTDeez
Ligma
Bofa


What?
Aug 29 2019 6:05PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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SnickleFrizWhat?


Deez nutsinyourmouth
Ligma buttholes
Bofa deezdicksinyourmouth
Aug 29 2019 6:27PM
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SnickleFriz
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_GHOSTDeez nutsinyourmouth
Ligma buttholes
Bofa deezdicksinyourmouth


lol I would went with ligma nuts... but you're welcome anyway
Aug 29 2019 7:16PM
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YeetCannon
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Matt. I'm a Matt, there are 5 other matts on a basin partol. Everyone in summit county is named Matt or Scott
Aug 30 2019 10:25PM
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methscratchface
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Riley.
Aug 31 2019 2:01AM
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YeetCannon
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methscratchfaceRiley.


this
Aug 31 2019 9:37PM
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Biffbarf
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BightLinkerMatt. I'm a Matt, there are 5 other matts on a basin partol. Everyone in summit county is named Matt or Scott


I think this transcends time, as my pops and a skier buddy of his are named Matt and also use to shred the basin back in the day.

Just fuckin' figures I'd be named Kyle, too. Damn wypipo
Sep 1 2019 9:43AM
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michigang
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vienna

or kyle
Sep 1 2019 10:04AM
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elcheapo
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Dick
Sep 1 2019 10:57AM
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casual
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Riley, Cooper, Connor, Tanner, Jack, Oliver, Kieran, Ian etc.
Sep 1 2019 4:25PM
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bergobeanz
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Hunter or Ryan
Sep 2 2019 1:38AM
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ChadThundercock
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Tyrone
Sep 2 2019 9:09AM
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IHUFFPAINT
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Clyde
Sep 3 2019 7:31PM
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ski_urchin
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Brett
Sep 3 2019 11:45PM
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SEABURN
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There are so many goddamn people near my age with my name. Had a class with 7 Nick's in Middle School. I met a friend of a friend skiing last year, and I said,

"Hey, My name is Nick."

they said, " Another one? ...damn"

It was off putting, I said something like, "Yeah another white, bearded dude named Nick who likes to slide snow."
Sep 4 2019 7:50PM
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Mingg
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So many Kai's too.
Sep 4 2019 9:32PM
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CalumSKI
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evan
Sep 5 2019 8:55AM
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Kretzschmar
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CalumSKIevan


BUT ONLY ONE EHEATH
Sep 5 2019 1:20PM
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