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Solve global warming in 6 words

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connecticunt
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solve global warming in six words

eat half the population, very tasty.
6 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37944 - Karma: 127,689
kill all rich the rich people
6 years ago
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GayWolf420
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*kill all the rich people please

wow i think i should just kms instead
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9976 - Karma: 75,171
Stop driving cars and deport Asia
6 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,829
Stop letting Tesla build their batteries


(Yes it actually causes global warming)
6 years ago
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milk_man
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Don't drive don't eat don't shower
6 years ago
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CLQ
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Titus69Stop letting Tesla build their batteries


(Yes it actually causes global warming)


Your very existence causes global warming.
6 years ago
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Titus69
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CLQYour very existence causes global warming.


as all of ours do, literally the best thing for our earth is to have no people for a lil while.
6 years ago
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milk_man
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Titus69as all of ours do, literally the best thing for our earth is to have no people for a lil while.


There can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years
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BedBugDoug
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milk_manThere can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years


Yeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!
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Titus69
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BedBugDougYeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!


Imagine shitting into a dirt hole, foraging for berries, and not being able to take an engine powered lift to ski your favorite line? Pfff fuck that
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HypeBeast
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milk_manThere can be humans on earth without insane carbon emissions. Like all of history except the past 200ish years


1/8th the population tho
6 years ago
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BedBugDoug
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Titus69Imagine shitting into a dirt hole, foraging for berries, and not being able to take an engine powered lift to ski your favorite line? Pfff fuck that


FUCK that, imagine trying to go skiing and your damn horses freeze to death in the parking lot and you can't get home because there's nobody else at the hill cuz they all died from the fukn potato famine or the dust bowl or syphilis.
6 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Solve global warming in 6 words
6 years ago
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Chron_Rabbit
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sort your recycling or get clapped
6 years ago
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1337
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Plug cow butts to stop farts
6 years ago
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JAHpow
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Make Earth Great Again pls thx
6 years ago
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Youngm_IPCME
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Don’t have kids, use birth control. This one is pretty easy.
6 years ago
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PsychicMigration
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Bring back natural selection.
6 years ago
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JoeF2661
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Fuck it, burn the damn thing.
6 years ago
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oldmanski
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Let it snow let it snow
6 years ago
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LukeTheWaffle
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reset planet Earth. kill the humans
6 years ago
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Lonely
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plant trees use more wood guys!
6 years ago
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SnickleFriz
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kill all the white man.. ya
6 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
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Don't Breath, F*** trump, kill snowboarders
6 years ago
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milk_man
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BedBugDougYeah but who in the hell wants to live like they did in 1819? That would suck some serious ass. There wasn't even a Panama canal!


No one does, that's why we can't solve global warming
6 years ago
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1776
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Alexandra Ocasio Cortez’s green new deal. 🤡😂
6 years ago
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iH8pow
Posts: 1870 - Karma: 8,301
Crack and aids, spread them everywhere
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Stop giving aid to African Nations


Gonna edit this to gradually stop giving aid to African Nations and introduce birth control and education for women there. Problem is that leadership in Islamic areas doesn't want either of those things

**This post was edited on Aug 22nd 2019 at 12:00:13pm
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elcheapo
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One big asteroid solves it quik
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skierman
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Convince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.
6 years ago
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milk_man
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skiermanConvince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.


Your right I prefer trustworthy people with good ideas like AOC and Bernie Sanders
6 years ago
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Titus69
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BigPurpleSkiSuitStop giving aid to African Nations



DUdE tHAtS RAciSt
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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dat shit iz fake as fukkk
6 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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You come back to mine xx
6 years ago
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Pigeon.
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everyone kill themselves at same time
6 years ago
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ThatSkiierKidd64
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Eat Shit And Die Of Cancer
6 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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Start a war with the Chinese
6 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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put more ice cubes in
6 years ago
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Sharko
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Thanos snap, thanos snap, thanos snap
6 years ago
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.frenchy
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roll coal pack skoal pussy boy
6 years ago
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Titus69
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.frenchyroll coal pack skoal pussy boy


Hell yeah brother
6 years ago
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Bushdid9_11
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skiermanConvince enough people that Christian Republicans are nothing but scam artists.

World Peace.


Didn't take you for an sjw
6 years ago
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iced
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kill all of the fucking pandas

damn black off their fur is reflecting the heat
6 years ago
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skierman
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Bushdid9_11Didn't take you for an sjw


I didn't know SJW stands for having some fucking common sense.
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Bushdid9_11Didn't take you for an sjw


St. John's Wort?
6 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
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Dump fertilizer in the ocean
thats only 5 words dammit.
Dump fertilizer in the ocean, bitch.
There thats better.
6 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
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I can do it in 1. "Mindfulness"
6 years ago
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Bushdid9_11
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Don't smoke darts, smoke weed. Yea
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
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We need a second ice age
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