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Young_pattyStep 1: sell all but 1 of each type to grubby teenagers
Step 2: mail remaining skis to your own factory in China as “prototypes”
Step 3: have factory make you your own V’s
Step 4: sell new But same V’s at a cheaper price than old V’s
Step 5:?????????
Step 6: profit
Step 7: congratulations you started a new gnu wave
TRVP_ANGELdamn @CLQ remember when we were talking about this
midwesternmaniac"grr i hate people who don't ski like me ... Everyone should ski the same ! Have fun the way I do ! Can't stand kids who aren't as good as me ugh.... They should all buy the same skis as ME cuz I'm BETTER "
-all Vishnu haters
midwesternmaniac"grr i hate people who don't ski like me ... Everyone should ski the same ! Have fun the way I do ! Can't stand kids who aren't as good as me ugh.... They should all buy the same skis as ME cuz I'm BETTER "
-all Vishnu haters
pokerman" Ohh i luv 2017 snowboard steeze, i hate poles because they are too mainstream. skiing downhill is for pussies its all about popping around on benches and landing sideways. White mitts and snowboard wizard hoods are the only thing that matters in skiing. i am so unique omg...we are the counterculture!" did you see my urban landing" it was to flat and i didn't move an inch after. "
- All vishnu fanboys
midwesternmaniacImagine actually being offended by people acting out of their own free will in an extremely niche area of winter sports available to .0000001% of humanity
KilaTsunamiSmh Nobody in this thread is "offended".. ur just softer than the flex rating on sum Full Tilt's
midwesternmaniacNah I just think it's lame to decorate your ego with a brand name of any kind
midwesternmaniacNah I just think it's lame to decorate your ego with a brand name of any kind
Titus69Lmao dude you're such a core skier I bet you have a swervy style not cause you cant do big tricks but because big tricks are "to corporate" for you.
midwesternmaniacGrr stop ow my ego you know I can't do big tricks let me enjoy myself shh
KilaTsunamiRelax homes.. Nobody's hating on anything or anyone. Just having some fun since its the Off-Season. I'll send you a pic of my Vishnu picket fence once its done !!
KilaTsunamiRelax homes.. Nobody's hating on anything or anyone. Just having some fun since its the Off-Season. I'll send you a pic of my Vishnu picket fence once its done !!
pokermanhaha company name is Vishnu, puts Virgin Mary on topsheet.
Also tried to look at some of their skis and only saw a product video of kids skiing completely out of control with snowboard dino hands. At least they sell busser Aprons at a premium.
Titus69Dude its cool to sway your arms super slow when you land that peanut butter 270 onto the small rail 1' off the ground at your super vibey small resort.
pokermanhaha company name is Vishnu, puts Virgin Mary on topsheet.
Also tried to look at some of their skis and only saw a product video of kids skiing completely out of control with snowboard dino hands. At least they sell busser Aprons at a premium.
midwesternmaniac"grr i hate people who don't ski like me ... Everyone should ski the same ! Have fun the way I do ! Can't stand kids who aren't as good as me ugh.... They should all buy the same skis as ME cuz I'm BETTER "
-all Vishnu haters
bolakehow did this thread get so toxic so quick
skiP.E.I.Please let us know how wets are on jumps + a little big mountain.