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Vail is Life

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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3367 - Karma: 32,469
Yall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars
6 years ago
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CalumSKI
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KilaTsunamiYall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars


You fool
Nature valley bars have nuts in them
To avoid allergic reactions and therefore lawsuits, bail should not allow those on the premises
6 years ago
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3367 - Karma: 32,469
CalumSKIYou fool
Nature valley bars have nuts in them
To avoid allergic reactions and therefore lawsuits, bail should not allow those on the premises


So thats a no on V.I.P Nature Valley Granola Bar/Lounge??
6 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Theres no bad yellow jackets, only bad people! #yellowlivesmatter
6 years ago
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CalumSKI
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KilaTsunamiSo thats a no on V.I.P Nature Valley Granola Bar/Lounge??

Sadly:(
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Skibumsmith
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TRVP_ANGELTheres no bad yellow jackets, only bad people! #yellowlivesmatter


The only way to stop a bad person on skis is with a good person on skis.
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evaroni
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Hit me with those oats and honey all day fam.
6 years ago
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Hellblazer_23
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That sick green package is the only thing that keeps me sane on those rainy mt snow days.
6 years ago
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KilaTsunami
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Hellblazer_23That sick green package is the only thing that keeps me sane on those rainy mt snow days.


Whats a green package? Also i bought one of their rain coats and it saved my (very rainy) day entirely
6 years ago
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Paul.
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KilaTsunamiWhats a green package? Also i bought one of their rain coats and it saved my (very rainy) day entirely



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KilaTsunami
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Paul.


I see! ... They taste good. I just hate how hard they are to bite into... I'm more of a Gummy worms & Beer up on the lift
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Ban assault skis
do you really need a full twin tip ski? Or more than 90 mm underfoot?
I didn't think so.
SkibumsmithThe only way to stop a bad person on skis is with a good person on skis.
6 years ago
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860media*
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Hey maybe we'll actually have some money now. Might be better off owned by Vail than the Slacker family and their Oxy incidents.
6 years ago
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Lonely
Posts: 7192 - Karma: 70,368
KilaTsunamiYall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars


Because of Vail my ski plans for this year just got much less expensive.
6 years ago
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eljusto.
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 457
Now... YOU too can experience the glory of Vail Resorts. For a single — onetime payment of $1,000,000 — you can ski Vail this season!*

*$1,000,000 Bronze “Bum” pass excludes blackout dates (11/01/19-4/01/20).Additionally, Vail Resorts reserves the right to call you a fucking loser and pull your pass at any given moment.
6 years ago
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Organgua
Posts: 145 - Karma: 668
KilaTsunamiYall jus mad cuz Big Daddy Vail finna turn the heat up and weed out all the libtards

FOOD FOR THOT
- Safety is FUN
- Yellow jackets are SICK
- Skiing feels better when it's EXPENSIVE
- Terrain Parks < Moguls
- Its bouta RAIN every damn day at Mount Snow anyways (like last year)
- Nature Valley Granola Bars


vail is the death of the skiing industry, but now that you say it, carinthias parks could use more moguls
6 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Idk anything about vail but everyone always complains there is no money in skiing, but Vail is expensive so it’ll draw in more rich people to think they’re getting a luxury ski expirence to make them feel special. Then they’ll brag to their rich friends and they’ll go too but idk.
6 years ago
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SavageBiff
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My little eastern mountain of snowshoe saw massive improvements mountain wide when Algeria bought them , I know not Vail but big Corp , the vibe is still chill but they got snowgun upgrades lodging upgrades everything , it’s still a small east mountain with like 1500’ vert from 4900’ but it benefited drastically and no more crowd so maybe some of these little resorts will benefit, but still fuck vail and the uppity right pants shmucks from there
6 years ago
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Tdollasign
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Stfu snowshoe is nothing but Jerrys and shitty terrain parks
6 years ago
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KilaTsunami
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NEW Question:

Am i still gonna be able to pound cold brews and smoke mid raged marijuana on the lift / hill / in the parking lot of Big Boulder??? I lead a VERY bohemian lifestyle once the season starts and I DONT need sum Yella jacket libtard givin' me lip about my OpEn CoNtAiNeR

Someone who rides Vail gotta lmk what im in for bcs i seriously got a speeding ticket for "Straight lining" within 5 minutes of skiing at Vail in CO. I never hated a mountain so much in my life!!
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,759
KilaTsunamiNEW Question:

Am i still gonna be able to pound cold brews and smoke mid raged marijuana on the lift / hill / in the parking lot of Big Boulder??? I lead a VERY bohemian lifestyle once the season starts and I DONT need sum Yella jacket libtard givin' me lip about my OpEn CoNtAiNeR

Someone who rides Vail gotta lmk what im in for bcs i seriously got a speeding ticket for "Straight lining" within 5 minutes of skiing at Vail in CO. I never hated a mountain so much in my life!!


You will be acosted, tied to a fence with a ski pole up your ass as an example to the rest of us
Imagine skiing with the police in queen of England’s palace it’s go b like dat

But the uppity bleached butthole yellow jacket shmucks go be in but finger sniffing ski heaven
6 years ago
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3367 - Karma: 32,469
SavageBiffYou will be acosted, tied to a fence with a ski pole up your ass as an example to the rest of us
Imagine skiing with the police in queen of England’s palace it’s go b like dat

But the uppity bleached butthole yellow jacket shmucks go be in but finger sniffing ski heaven


this season is sure to be one for the books
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