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What is the best fruit?

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_kevin_
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I think we've established that fruits are objectively the best thing on planet earth due to their alkaline properties, but what's the best one?
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270on420out
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Pineapple no cap
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.frenchy
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pear or kiwi
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_kevin_
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DIRTYBUBBLEPineapple no cap


This is the correct answer, mods close the thread please
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Brayblade
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mango's or gtfo
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Youngm_IPCME
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I like plums. Close second for blood orange. I promise I’m not 65+
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Non_State_Actor
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.frenchypear or kiwi


A perfectly ripe pear or peach is pretty hard to beat.

Apples are pretty great for their versatility: eating fresh, making juice, baking pie or other baked goods.
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iFlip
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This fruit used to be one of the best at sports, before he cut off his berries.

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elcheapo
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Watermelon and huckleberries
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Chron_Rabbit
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strawberries are best

it is necessary to cut mangos and pineapple, however, strawberries are more straightforward.

Also, peaches and plums are good, but they are juicy thus requiring a paper towel/napkin on hand to avoid appearing as a slob during consumption.
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PeppermillReno
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Mangos.
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eljusto.
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Most underrated is for sure durian, that shit stinks but is mad tasty. I’d still throw my vote for fresh wild raspberries tho.
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DirtYStylE
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Chron_Rabbitstrawberries are best


Where my berry boys at
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Non_State_Actor
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Chron_Rabbitstrawberries are best


DirtYStylEWhere my berry boys at


Strawberries aren't, technically, a berry at all, though they are delicious except for those flavorless, firm, white interiored winter strawberries from the supermarket, those are awful.
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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Watermelon mango banana pineapple orange are tied for me

Combine them all and add vodka I say
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humpty
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Wow.... haven’t posted in a minute. Had to to chip in on this one because personally I eat anywhere from 1-3 bananas a day. Is that okay?
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Cooper92
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I like sour green apples. And bananas, though actually, it's grass.
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stokedelic
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those of my labor
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michigang
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cherimoya
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3mania
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Blueberries, kiwis are a close 2nd
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Titus69
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Peaches/nectarines or raspberries when nice n sweet
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iced
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gus kenworthy
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Lonely
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_GHOSTWatermelon mango banana pineapple orange are tied for me

Combine them all and add vodka I say

Run. Definitely rum
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