I think to myself, uh OK weird. High school kids got nothing better to do during the summer. Whatever. But that's when I notice what's behind them. There's two more guys probably in their 20's walking behind, dressed in astronaut suits (like legit astronaut suits, each carrying a helmet under their arms). Then as I'm passing the two astronauts, I pass a grandma.... ALSO DRESSED AS AN ASTRONAUT. At this point I'm in shock and awe and at a total loss for words. Like wtf am I seeing. After the grandma passes me I see a guy carrying a camera.... And another astronaut, WHO WAS A MIDGET!!! I kid you not. I saw two aliens, 4 astronauts of which one was 80+yrs old and another was a midget. I have no clue how they were not dead cuz it's like 90af outside right now.
I know. I know. Pics or it didn't happen. I fucked up..... However they had a camera so unless they're saving those digital pictures for their nerdy fan club, it will be on the internet soon if not already. Find it and I'll send you $20.
