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Mt. Hood not skiing

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Rad_Lad
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I'm headed to Mt. Hood next week but I'm not bringing my skis. I plan on doing some camping/hiking. I want to know if there's any cool local spots that I should check out?
Jul 18 2019 2:23AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Tamanawa falls, low traffic easy 35 min hike to it. would reccomend
Jul 18 2019 2:48AM
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Rad_Lad
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Thank you! looks neat!
Jul 18 2019 3:31AM
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DirtYStylE
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Set up a BBQ on the south side of trillium lake
Jul 18 2019 11:00AM
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oldmanski
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Take a tour of ON3P factory if you make it down to Portland(set up an appointment).......... also while in Portland you will be in the strip club capital!

ZigZag Canyon, Tamanawas Falls, Cooper Spur are a few I recommend. Down lower there are the popular Multnomah Falls but it has been limited on hiking since the fire back in 2017.
Jul 18 2019 11:00AM
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CLQ
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oldmanskiTake a tour of ON3P factory if you make it down to Portland(set up an appointment).......... also while in Portland you will be in the strip club capital!

ZigZag Canyon, Tamanawas Falls, Cooper Spur are a few I recommend. Down lower there are the popular Multnomah Falls but it has been limited on hiking since the fire back in 2017.


The strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US
Jul 18 2019 12:06PM
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oldmanski
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CLQThe strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US


SOME of them are amazing,lol. Others you want to watch out for the pregnant heroin addict dancer. Last I heard there were around 85 strip clubs in Portland(full nude).
Jul 18 2019 12:10PM
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Chubz.
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Smoke some joints and watch the sunset over mt hood at trillium lake or lost lake, both awesome places to kick it for the evening.

Castle canyon is an awesome hike, there’s some spots where you absolutely can’t slip so be careful but the views are awesome.

Government camp is a cool little town too.

Little Hawaii in rhododendron is awesome swimming hole and hike.

If you’re into cliff jumping check our punch bowl falls.


Have fun dude!
Jul 18 2019 12:13PM
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CLQ
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oldmanskiSOME of them are amazing,lol. Others you want to watch out for the pregnant heroin addict dancer. Last I heard there were around 85 strip clubs in Portland(full nude).


Hell yeah. Next time I’m in Oregon, I will buy you a lap dance with that pregnant heroin dancer
Jul 18 2019 12:14PM
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Chubz.
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Also if you have time and are up for the drive, the pacific coast is about a 2.5 to 3 hour drive from hood, tillamook is an awesome coast town and tillamook cheese factory sounds lame but is really sick and they have awesome ice cream.
Jul 18 2019 12:16PM
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oldmanski
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CLQHell yeah. Next time I’m in Oregon, I will buy you a lap dance with that pregnant heroin dancer


For sure, hit me up. Im game for a good time!
Jul 18 2019 12:18PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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CLQThe strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US


As well as the thai food! I've heard that half of the strip clubs in portland serve pad thais while youre getting a lap dance
Jul 18 2019 12:30PM
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oldmanski
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TRVP_ANGELAs well as the thai food! I've heard that half of the strip clubs in portland serve pad thais while youre getting a lap dance


I know you can go get a good steak and eggs breakfast first thing in the morning while having a dancer kick your knife while you are trying to cut your steak. Not sure about the Thai food though, Im sure they are there.
Jul 18 2019 12:42PM
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Rad_Lad
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All the hiking recommendations sound dope! definitely looking to do Cooper spur. Strip clubs will probably not be part of the trip since unless my gf wants to tag along. I have heard of a vegan strip club that sounded very portlandia.
Jul 18 2019 2:05PM
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oldmanski
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@Chubz. has some good ideas. If you have the time, go drive the coast, check out Tillamook, Cannon Beach, Astoria(where they filmed parts of the Goonies movie) go across the bridge to Long Beach, WA and you can drive out on the sand to the water in your car(You can do all of this in a day from Mt Hood, but it would be a long day). Or you can just stick around Portland(hour away from Hood), it is a cool city, there are reasons it draws all the weirdness.lol
Jul 18 2019 3:20PM
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elcheapo
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The wallowa mountains are worth a visit.

**This post was edited on Jul 18th 2019 at 3:28:38pm
Jul 18 2019 3:23PM
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CLQ
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If you go to Canon beach, you have to go to castaways. Its mad expensive but its straight gas
Jul 18 2019 6:30PM
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Rad_Lad
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Sounds like ill be heading out to the coast for sure. Are there any good camping spots that I should hit up?
Jul 19 2019 4:11PM
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oldmanski
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Rad_LadSounds like ill be heading out to the coast for sure. Are there any good camping spots that I should hit up?


Do you know exactly what part of the coast you are going to? Cannon beach has a few campgrounds around the area but they are pay to stay, average $40/night, yes even tent camping but you usually have running water and showers with them. You will probably want to reserve a spot if you want to do this, believe me, it is busy this time of year. If you want to camp close to the ocean, I would recommend going up into Washington(about an hour from Cannon) by Long Beach and you can find some areas there.
Jul 19 2019 5:04PM
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Thegenericskier
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little late but it sounds like you need to buy some skis and go ski
Dec 9 2019 9:50AM
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CharlzHub
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Why are you not taking your skis?
Dec 9 2019 7:51PM
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CharlzHub
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CharlzHubWhy are you not taking your skis?


Oh wow very late my bad
Dec 9 2019 7:52PM
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Biffbarf
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CLQThe strip clubs in Portland are amazing. Some would say the best in the US

So I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place
Dec 9 2019 8:10PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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BiffbarfSo I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place


That sounds like my kinda place!
Dec 9 2019 8:32PM
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oldmanski
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BiffbarfSo I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place


Good times here in Portland!
Dec 10 2019 10:46AM
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JmckR
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BiffbarfSo I know this is 5 months old but I was in portland last summer and even the drive up coffee huts have strippers. Like, when I saw the sign for bikini barista I was thinking dutch bros in swim wear, but I got some thottie in pasties and a g string straight up showin me her bootyhole just for droppin $4.75 on an americano. What a wild fuckin place


Fuck I missed out when I visited Portland last April
Dec 10 2019 11:07AM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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eye here dat da dey got sum loud ova dare
Dec 11 2019 6:32PM
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