Most of you know that I have a pineapple green cheek conure names Ricky. Only some do you know that I also have two cockatiels- the dood’s name is Roma and the whamen’s Ismay.
You see, Ricky does not have a mate. But Roma and Ismay have eachother. So I’m basically like Ricky’s mate/best friend/girlfriend/mom. It’s a complicated relationship.
When we got Ricky, we had no idea what he was. That’s why we picked the name Ricky- because it’s unisex (in Russia and a lot of places in Europe, Ricky is a feminine name). So we didn’t know if he was a boy or a girl. I think he’s a guy though, because he acts like one..
I occasionally catch Ricky masturbating on his bed (he just rubs his ass against it and makes bird pleasure noises). But sometimes he’ll do it on my hand. So I’ll have like bird cum on my hand. It doesn’t bother me, but what the fuck Ricky.
And about the cockatiels. Don’t get me STARTED on the motherfucking cockatiels. They even have cock in their name. Roma and Ismay have sex everyday. EVERY FUCKING DAY. I’m not messin around here. They’re so loud too. Take human sex moans, but put them through the parrot translator. All you can hear is violent squawking.
i don’t know if it’s because the cockatiels are Australian, I really don’t know. My point is, if you’re planning on getting a parrot, they’re very horny.
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