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What an unimpressive world record

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bueno
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKqwf0XBJLI

that shit sucked... she literally just rode a motorcycle. the flames posed zero risk and she was obviously wearing more than enough protective gear for those flimsy boards
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6 years ago
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theabortionator
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It was less lame than I thought it was gonna be clicking on it, but honestly if those things break easy enough I'd fucking do it after a beer or 2 and I'm not even very good on a bike.

Some of the shit like getting lit on fire and stuff is too gnar for me though. I almost want to borrow a vespa, and add a couple extra walls. Maybe take a sip of my beer in between each thing. Maybe I'm an idiot for thinking it's a good idea, but would def be down to give it a shot.

Especially if that gets you a world record? I think the only thing stopping somebody from setting that record at 200+ is getting bored of setting it up, or simply running out of space.

I could just be an asshole though. But for world record? come on.

I guess it's better than longest finger nails or biggest potato chip bag collection.
6 years ago
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elcheapo
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Balsa wood soaked in fire retardant would be my guess. If it were oak or maple she'd be stopped dead.
6 years ago
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OregonDead
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Airport security is a huge scam
6 years ago
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iFlip
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Yup, that was super lame. She could have easily gone through 100+ more. No skill, no bravery, just a dumb, pointless stunt. Those boards that the martial arts guys use shatter more easily than ceramic. This is a "record" anyone who can ride a motorcycle could top.
6 years ago
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oldmanski
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LOL, crazy to me that this is a world record but okay. Good plug for Indian motorcycles.
6 years ago
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Titus69
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Lol I'd do this for a half pound of weed
6 years ago
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JoeF2661
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theabortionatorI'd fucking do it after a beer or 2


That's how every most stories start.
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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JoeF2661That's how every most stories start.

That doesn't necessarily mean its a bad idea. Idk. My judgement has been questionable plenty of other times. No point stopping now.
6 years ago
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evaroni
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Run for 365 days straight. A marathon a day. For love.

Then get back to me.
6 years ago
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bueno
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evaroniRun for 365 days straight. A marathon a day. For love.

Then get back to me.


uhhh
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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evaroniRun for 365 days straight. A marathon a day. For love.

Then get back to me.


Is Nick back from Africa yet? I'm in NSW till October. Would be keen to meet up and talk to him about how awesome he is and how he single handedly saved the world. Maybe have him autograph my lower back and get it inked so I can have a Nick Lawson tramp stamp forever.

He should start a cult or something. I mean, he wasn't good enough at manipulating people to get 500k, but he did alright on his vacation. Also he's a heavy douche, and love to pretend to be a sort of god. Seems like he could do alright.



Still kinda bummed he took Randy Marshes record for biggest piece of shit.
6 years ago
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skierman
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evaroniRun for 365 days straight. A marathon a day. For love.

Then get back to me.


LOL what kind of hippy BS is this?
6 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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uh cant someone easily just do 16 to beat that record.
6 years ago
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_kevin_
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i feel like people would get board of the record after it hits 15 tho
6 years ago
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bueno
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TRVP_ANGELuh cant someone easily just do 16 to beat that record.


there was nothing stopping her from doing 40. Its awesome, in all the comment sections of nitro circus's social media posts about this record, theres at least 5 dudes saying their drunk buddy or neighbour does this shirtless after every bbq they have
6 years ago
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nosepressmybox
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absolute waste of a landing strip but at least she got that monster drip
6 years ago
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bueno
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nosepressmyboxabsolute waste of a landing strip but at least she got that monster drip


loooool bars
6 years ago
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