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People that don't brush their teefs when they plan to hook up?

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theabortionator
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WTF is this shit? I understand if you just finished smoking a cig filled with old garbage and buttholes when a moment suddenly appears, but if you actually plan to hook up with somebody? The frig is wrong with some peeps?

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/935536/Del-tha-funkee-homosapien---If-you-must
Jun 30 2019 5:00AM
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ASSholebomber22
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Or else ya be funkaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Jul 1 2019 12:30AM
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elcheapo
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Plaque is I choice not a requirement
Jul 1 2019 5:01AM
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270on420out
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Maaan I hooked up with a republican chick last week. Shit was garbage. Felt like that one scene in Forrest Gump “she tasted like cigarettes”
Jul 1 2019 3:16PM
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weastcoat
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Taste of mango pods over taste of ciggysq
Jul 1 2019 10:20PM
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theabortionator
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Also people could be like "Yo my breath is probably nasty right now, don't kiss me" and maybe other thangs could still happen. I wished I had some gum or a mint.

Me like you know what really turns me on? Sharing a mint with someone. Mmmm. Maybe gargle some listerine. Oh yeah, so hot.

When it's so bad you flee looking for anything to rinse out your mouth. My mouth was gross from it, and I just brushed my teefs before heading out. Might have been ptsd but I swore I could still taste it hours later after several brush seshes.

Everyone has different levels of clean. Some people are vacuum and bleach their house for 20 hours a day, shower 18 times, etc. That's not really my jam but it's like yo, you knew you were trying to hook up, and that's what you came into it with?

Jul 1 2019 11:28PM
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ChadThundercock
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Idk man, my teeth brush themselves since I'm fucking chad
Jul 2 2019 6:00AM
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Pigeon.
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i also make sure i exercise heavily without showering afterwards for tinder dates. nothing like getting head knowing u smell musty and ur balls taste like battery acid and salt
Jul 5 2019 6:07PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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I've got the demons in me
I've got to flush them all away
I feel the demons rage
I must clean them all away
Yeah (yeah)
Inside I see more,
Cobwebs in the way
The magic cleaner will
Shine his smile over me
I am the demon
Cleaner to save the day
I get the back ones
Important they'll always stay
If only one thing that you'll know
Impostors from the show,
They'll try to trick you into
Normal treatment
Oh don't you listen to them say
Shush them all away
I am the demon cleaner
Madman of Encino
I am the the freedom bleeder
Standing naked here to say
I'm the only way
Jul 6 2019 7:00PM
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ASSholebomber22
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Just thought of this, but sometimes morning secks even with dragon breath can be pretty dank. Ain't never brushed my teeth before an AM sesh
Jul 6 2019 7:08PM
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ChadThundercock
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Pigeon.i also make sure i exercise heavily without showering afterwards for tinder dates. nothing like getting head knowing u smell musty and ur balls taste like battery acid and salt


You're learning the way of Chad now buddy
Jul 6 2019 7:10PM
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Pigeon.
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ChadThundercockYou're learning the way of Chad now buddy


ive always had chad tendencies but im in denial....... am i a closet chad ????
Jul 6 2019 8:06PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Pigeon.ive always had chad tendencies but im in denial....... am i a closet chad ????


Hmmmmm perhaps. But closet chad doesn’t sound right- I think a humble chad sounds better.
Jul 7 2019 1:08AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Pigeon.ive always had chad tendencies but im in denial....... am i a closet chad ????


dont think chads listen to ghost mane
Jul 7 2019 1:34AM
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Pigeon.
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TRVP_ANGELdont think chads listen to ghost mane


that hurt me
Jul 7 2019 5:10AM
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