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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Tfw no sponsor
LonelyJumps a cat track on instagram
"OmG aM pRo PlS sPoNsOr"
TRVP_ANGELThis is embarassing idk why you would post this.
"Give me free pole! I'll pay you guys in EXPOSURE!!!!" - /r/choosybeggar
TRVP_ANGELThis is embarassing idk why you would post this.how about we don't link subreddits outside of reddit
"Give me free pole! I'll pay you guys in EXPOSURE!!!!" - /r/choosybeggar
TRVP_ANGELThis is embarassing idk why you would post this.
"Give me free pole! I'll pay you guys in EXPOSURE!!!!" - /r/choosybeggar
Yung_Gnarleythis is a skiing site. fuck off with the reddit shit. do you even ski?
eheath1. Make your own flask poles
2. Sponsor yourself
3. ????
4. Go bankrupt.
BigPurpleSkiSuitI actually wonder how whiskipoles is doing as a whole, I know pandapoles basically nearly went under right?
eheathI'm sure they're doing fine, some people on NS might have bought their product, but for the most part they appeal to gapers and tourists, which TBH is a more lucrative demographic.
BigPurpleSkiSuitI actually wonder how whiskipoles is doing as a whole, I know pandapoles basically nearly went under right?
BigPurpleSkiSuitI'll give your mom some free pole later tonight
BedBugDougabsolutely annihilated, great fricken job
eheathI'm sure they're doing fine, some people on NS might have bought their product, but for the most part they appeal to gapers and tourists, which TBH is a more lucrative demographic.
runforlove2018Idk if you're talking about whiski poles or panda poles but anyway...
I'm definitely your average gaper 😁. And got a pair of panda poles this winter half price, and they're fucking awesome. Such a solid product and perform well. Although I know most folks don't put poles as a priority, it was nice to upgrade to these.
runforlove2018Tbh I always thought of their product as kinda shitty. Like those Chinese ski goggles you see on Instagram. Why the fuck would anyone ever pay $80 for ski poles that are a flask (they do...). This is fucking stupid. A chimp with frontal lobotomy could make a set of these so easily. Most ski poles are hollow anyway. Seal off the bottom with an ethanol resistant polymer. Fit a cap to the handle of the poles. Presto! You have now turned your $5 goodwill poles into whisky poles for $15.
Not to mention the gaper/Jerry meter is max if you've got a pair of these.
I absolutely love how they were just like. No nah nada we only want pros. 😂😂😂🤣🤣😭. Like they're some high and mighty badass ski company. Thanks for the comic relief op. I would have sent you a pair. They prob cost them $10-15 to make. That's cheap advertising if you ask me. People aren't gonna buy these because "pros" use them. What pros would actually use these on a regular basis anyway? They're gonna buy them cuz they wanna get rowdy on the mountain. You'd be the perfect advertisement.
**This post was edited on May 25th 2019 at 1:31:48am
runforlove2018Idk if you're talking about whiski poles or panda poles but anyway...
I'm definitely your average gaper 😁. And got a pair of panda poles this winter half price, and they're fucking awesome. Such a solid product and perform well. Although I know most folks don't put poles as a priority, it was nice to upgrade to these.
TRVP_ANGELdamn cant believe theyve done this ye
BigPurpleSkiSuitIf you want strong wrists, get whiskipoles. Or jerk off a lot, or both.
armchair_skierClaim:
I drink better and ski better than anyone who uses whiskipoles
WormracerWait! Shit am I pro? Think they will give me like 10k?
Young_pattyDamn Whiskipoles really out here all high and mighty as if I or any real skier would ever be caught dead with a pair of those things. Like bro $80 is about what I bought my pollards paint brushes for and Whiskipoles don’t even have MF GRAB TABS