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a ride up the lift with ski patrol

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Jaskier
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Today I went up the lift with ski patrol, and this guy starts going off on how many people have crashed today and saying some thing like if you don’t have 20 days already this season you should not be riding black or double. This sounded retarded to me. So I asked, so in the start of the season no one should ride those trails. He said oh no that’s ok. Then I asked well you just said you need at least 20 days of skiing in one season before going to ski that. He started to look pissed off he says well how many days do you have. I told him around 35-40, and that seemed to piss him off more for some reason. Then he went in to some big talk about days and edges I didn’t listen because he was a one of those I can ski better then you because I’m ski patrol. The meaning of this story is that ski patrols are dick heads.






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Feb 20 2005 8:54PM
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ski8990
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some ski patrolers are dicks, some are cool. just like anything in life. dont stereotype



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Feb 20 2005 9:01PM
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skiierman
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Yeah most are, but I haven't run into one that was yet.





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Feb 20 2005 9:01PM
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guyunit
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u may think hes a dickhead now but i bet youd b stoked 2 see him wen ur lyin on the snow wiv a brocken back on one of those double black runs....just a thought
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Feb 20 2005 9:03PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahah 20 days before hitting a black.
i havent gotten in 20 days in my life i dont think
Feb 20 2005 9:06PM
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sacchettiadam
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hahah are ski patrolers are old guys with tights and rear entry boots that have condom hats on.

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Feb 20 2005 9:08PM
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mr.ski
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ahaa shit..some people just need to be smacked



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Feb 20 2005 9:55PM
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Pklink04
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ski partolers also think that 'hour glass' shaped skis are the new thing in skiing, but are nervous if they will take off


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Feb 20 2005 10:33PM
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mnjib
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^so true. man i am happy i havent had any run ins with them this year.
Feb 20 2005 10:46PM
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abasinrider
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At Keystone ski patrol is dope for the most part, but there are the dudes in yellow jackets called 'Courtesy Patrol' that are complete jackasses all around. They are only a courtesy to beginners
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Feb 20 2005 10:55PM
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KeegLove
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silly patrolers, gotta love em....FUCK THA POLICE
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Feb 20 2005 11:08PM
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cvlive08
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yeah agreed ski patrollers are cops on skis basically ......bottom line F_U_C_K THEM
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Feb 20 2005 11:25PM
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Campeador
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Don't stereotype, I have ski patroller friends from New Zealand and Chile that are really chill guys and do ski patrol to be paid to ski and survive their south hemisphere summers in America.



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Feb 20 2005 11:28PM
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u know what he meant tho..









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Feb 20 2005 11:34PM
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freeskier1316
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depends on who you talk to you just met a gay one

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Feb 21 2005 12:01AM
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friedcheese
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yeah courtesy/volunteer patrol are bitch asses.
They can't actually do anything except tell you to slow down and if shit really starts to go down they call the real ski patrol for backup.
Feb 21 2005 12:13AM
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Stinkey_egg
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hahahah that's funny! first run of the season i usually go down a black just to see how much my knees would hurt!
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Feb 21 2005 12:17AM
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billybomba
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A lot of ski patrollers are freaking idiots though. They like to use the power just because they have it. My buddies almost got their passes pulled at Brighton because they accidentally strayed off onto a side run that wasn't lit up during night skiing.
Feb 21 2005 1:01AM
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ski patrol are worst then the fuzz. though your story is irrelevant and stupid.





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Feb 21 2005 1:04AM
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salo_1080
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i met this ski patrol dude today with some motherships and he wouldnt stop talkin bout his skis it was funny........random





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Feb 21 2005 1:20AM
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TheStamos
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After this weekend i have mucho fucking respect for those guy's. Some might be dick's but the guys at alpine meadow's fuckign rule and are damn good at what they do.
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Feb 21 2005 1:34AM
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Crock360
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one of my good friends is ski-patrol, and he's cool as shit, but the other guys are old-school types who think twin tips are the devil.


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Feb 21 2005 12:16PM
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freeske
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yeah you ever notice that the people that cut you off the most are ski partolers. how does that work.
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Feb 21 2005 1:35PM
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NateDogg369
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the cool ski patrollers just ski and dont fuck with ne one and its the dick hole ski patrollers that give the cool ones a bad rap
Feb 21 2005 2:27PM
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davecote
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ya, i know some really cool ski patrol but most of them at my little ski hill are dick heads on a power trip

i spent 2 hours running away from them the other day haha just cuz i opened up our biggest table (like 40 feet) cuz its supossed to be closed to the public


When i grow up i wanna be a ski patroler and bitch at those crazy kids with skis that turn up in the back and who ski backwards.... its dangerous you know
Feb 21 2005 2:29PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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patrol arent bad at my mountain anymore..its those courtesy staff
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Feb 21 2005 4:00PM
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they can be dicks, but dont hate, cuz i would like them to help me if i got f-ed up

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Feb 21 2005 4:21PM
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troublemaker3
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my uncle is ski patrol at crested butte, hes real cool he has pocket rockets with telemark bindings, he even lands switch
Feb 21 2005 4:28PM
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skihillraod
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key and breck are pretty laid back but still think they are all that. At vail they are in there own world they put up ropes in the dumbest places just to see you duck em so they can go off you with their sarcasm.
One gave me some lip so I gave it back he said 'do you live here? Can you just do whatever you want' I said no I don't live here, do you talk shit to all your guest that make up your paycheck or only the some? He got in my face and we had to take it to management, now my season pass makes the scanner beep like 5 or 6 times every time I am in line and every single liftie ask my birthdate, address, password, to take off my goggles, to take off my hat ect.
So in response I ask them their birthday and address and ask them to take of their sunglasses and take it so far that they just stop.
The bottom line is if I was from New York City the management at vail would have been nicer, but since I am from within the state, they just flagged my pass so it makes it hard to do anything. Vail resorts has made me hate all authority figures in general I no longer give a fuck say and do whatever I want, if I get my pass taken I go to the office and get another before the computer system updates, mine has been punched twice and taken once and I still ride multiple days per week at all vail resorts. I respected all authority until the age of 23 and now I act like a 12 year old because of these old faggots. I understand they are there to help me and have helped me in the past but I am talking about ATTITUDE.
The mountains is the worst place in the world to have the attitude that most patrollers do. I think about being free and breathing the air and soaring through it and they think about how to look cool and tough and throw thier 'wieght' around. Total bullshit
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Feb 21 2005 4:42PM
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johanblaze
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what the hell. black diamonds are warm up runs. everyone i see on blues dont even turn at all. you actually have to work a little on blacks. that guys a dumbass. fuck that red jacket. bitch.
Feb 21 2005 4:55PM
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BumPskiA
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Most of the ski patrol I see are cool except once I got my pass clipped for bombing it switch down a blue

Courtesy patrol is gay
Feb 21 2005 5:20PM
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k2yeags
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when i am not on a black i only turn to avoid not hitting people other wise most blues are not steep enough to make you really ski
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Feb 21 2005 7:43PM
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That guy sounds dumb.
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Feb 21 2005 9:33PM
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guddgulf17
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regardless of how annoying they are, they are there for a reason: when you crush yourself doing something stupid, you will thank them for possibly saving your ungratefull life. it is what they are paid to do, and like any job, if they dont do what they are supposed to they get fired. some are cool, some are not. if you do it right, you dont even have to mess with them

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Feb 21 2005 9:42PM
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^ya, thats true. i didnt really particulatly like ski patrollers that much, until earlier this year when i had to be hauled off the mountain and to a hospital. the patrolers had to cut off my oakley coat, which sucks, but, what can you do.
Feb 22 2005 4:21AM
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skier_187
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I agree that you are greatful when you get messed up right. Most of the ski patrol at my home mountain are cool but some of the new ones are just really just assholes they think because they are on the ski patrol they are all of the sudden the best skiers in the world



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Feb 22 2005 6:41AM
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404404
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I work with ski po, and alot are cool
Feb 22 2005 6:46AM
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skisebski
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ya man, some are chill, like the ones that are hitting the park switch on tele' insane.




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Feb 22 2005 8:30AM
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D-rocket
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yrea i've run into some pretty cool patrolers , some were stupid , some are funny though when the start yelling and getting mad.
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Feb 22 2005 1:41PM
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skisebski
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ahaha,yea like the one that chased after mikee when he sessioning the closed park.




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Feb 22 2005 1:45PM
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