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Write my tinder bio

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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,891
I just moved and it could use and update
6 years ago
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dogfacematt
Posts: 329 - Karma: 6,514
"washed up athlete, freestyle skier," then something about loving PBR. IDK, exaggerate and gas yourself up
6 years ago
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iProgoalie
Posts: 25 - Karma: 78
"Good vibes only can't wait for Coachella next year"

You'll drown I swear
6 years ago
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,041
“Young man of average to below average looks and penis length. I like to ski, but I mostly race. Captain marvel enthusiast. I love the way my pivots are shaped and I have a furry fantasy.”
6 years ago
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 832
"I have a fucking giant cock, just ask my buddy Chad" oh wait... That doesn't sound right
6 years ago
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
"Friendly ripper trying to tear something."
6 years ago
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 3,998
and in the morning, im making waffles with plan B crushed up in them
6 years ago
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Bdoobz
Posts: 838 - Karma: 4,897
My name's Rod and I like to party
6 years ago
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,041
ChadThundercock"I have a fucking giant cock, just ask my buddy Chad" oh wait... That doesn't sound right


Ur definitely gay
6 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
Have an account on an online forum with 3100 posts
6 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2317 - Karma: 21,114
"You just want me for my crash pad and pro deals"
5 years ago
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OregonDead
Posts: 7007 - Karma: 25,769
Talk to me about Tom Wallisch bb
5 years ago
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,982
Hi ,I'm looking for a deaf, dumb ,blind mute whose father owns a liquor store
5 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10861 - Karma: 57,988
looking for a backcountry bae to let down
5 years ago
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,981
im gay but looking for someone to fix that
5 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,186
Necrophiliacs only
5 years ago
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7182 - Karma: 76,145
As long as I have a sit, you gotta place to face.
5 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12625 - Karma: 118,131
If you're 16 then i'm 16

**This post was edited on Dec 18th 2019 at 2:12:43am
5 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37935 - Karma: 127,516
Im 6'4 haha lets chill
5 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,583
"If you lip on blind 2 my rail, I'll nosebutter your box"
5 years ago
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cozyco
Posts: 360 - Karma: 825
safarisamlooking for a backcountry bae to let down


Rather: "I d love to explore your backcountry" or sth along those lines
5 years ago
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,826
DeebieSkeebiesIm 6'4 haha lets chill


Percect bio for the bitches that put "if youre under 5' 10" swipe left"
Im also 5'7" so im salty.
5 years ago
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dudesh1t
Posts: 80 - Karma: 38
i'm just looking for a nice blowjob
5 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37935 - Karma: 127,516
Titus69Percect bio for the bitches that put "if youre under 5' 10" swipe left"
Im also 5'7" so im salty.

Those are my favorite bios: the girls who think being tall and watching the office are legitimate personality traits
5 years ago
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,982
Serious answer- ask a chick
5 years ago
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ModMommy
Posts: 10861 - Karma: 57,988
TnskiSerious answer- ask a chick


This. What are you looking for? Who are you? My tinder isn't the best line but it definitely gets attention. Also, don't write a fucking paragraph.
5 years ago
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,184
Mine's pretty great, but I'm not giving it out. It's really all I got going for me.🤷‍♂️
5 years ago
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