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DirtYStylE
Posts: 3652 - Karma: 8,889
I just moved and it could use and update
May 19 2019 3:06PM
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dogfacematt
Posts: 329 - Karma: 6,509
"washed up athlete, freestyle skier," then something about loving PBR. IDK, exaggerate and gas yourself up
May 19 2019 5:49PM
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iProgoalie
Posts: 25 - Karma: 78
"Good vibes only can't wait for Coachella next year"

You'll drown I swear
May 19 2019 6:14PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,040
“Young man of average to below average looks and penis length. I like to ski, but I mostly race. Captain marvel enthusiast. I love the way my pivots are shaped and I have a furry fantasy.”
May 19 2019 6:15PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
"I have a fucking giant cock, just ask my buddy Chad" oh wait... That doesn't sound right
May 19 2019 7:57PM
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Chron_Rabbit
Posts: 988 - Karma: 1,567
"Friendly ripper trying to tear something."
May 19 2019 8:04PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 3,988
and in the morning, im making waffles with plan B crushed up in them
May 19 2019 8:31PM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 838 - Karma: 4,893
My name's Rod and I like to party
May 19 2019 9:39PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,040
ChadThundercock"I have a fucking giant cock, just ask my buddy Chad" oh wait... That doesn't sound right


Ur definitely gay
May 19 2019 9:41PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
Posts: 944 - Karma: 4,427
Have an account on an online forum with 3100 posts
May 20 2019 10:39AM
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2290 - Karma: 20,850
"You just want me for my crash pad and pro deals"
Dec 17 2019 12:06PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6949 - Karma: 25,109
Talk to me about Tom Wallisch bb
Dec 17 2019 1:14PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
Hi ,I'm looking for a deaf, dumb ,blind mute whose father owns a liquor store
Dec 17 2019 4:33PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10840 - Karma: 57,643
looking for a backcountry bae to let down
Dec 17 2019 7:47PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,980
im gay but looking for someone to fix that
Dec 17 2019 9:01PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
Posts: 5980 - Karma: 8,175
Necrophiliacs only
Dec 17 2019 10:03PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 6795 - Karma: 72,672
As long as I have a sit, you gotta place to face.
Dec 17 2019 10:50PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12534 - Karma: 116,689
If you're 16 then i'm 16

**This post was edited on Dec 18th 2019 at 2:12:43am
Dec 18 2019 2:12AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37684 - Karma: 123,672
Im 6'4 haha lets chill
Dec 18 2019 12:09PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,586
"If you lip on blind 2 my rail, I'll nosebutter your box"
Dec 18 2019 1:58PM
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cozyco
Posts: 360 - Karma: 825
safarisamlooking for a backcountry bae to let down


Rather: "I d love to explore your backcountry" or sth along those lines
Dec 18 2019 3:03PM
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Titus69
Posts: 9329 - Karma: 17,818
DeebieSkeebiesIm 6'4 haha lets chill


Percect bio for the bitches that put "if youre under 5' 10" swipe left"
Im also 5'7" so im salty.
Dec 18 2019 3:35PM
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dudesh1t
Posts: 80 - Karma: 38
i'm just looking for a nice blowjob
Dec 18 2019 4:16PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37684 - Karma: 123,672
Titus69Percect bio for the bitches that put "if youre under 5' 10" swipe left"
Im also 5'7" so im salty.

Those are my favorite bios: the girls who think being tall and watching the office are legitimate personality traits
Dec 18 2019 7:00PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
Serious answer- ask a chick
Dec 18 2019 7:25PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10840 - Karma: 57,643
TnskiSerious answer- ask a chick


This. What are you looking for? Who are you? My tinder isn't the best line but it definitely gets attention. Also, don't write a fucking paragraph.
Dec 18 2019 7:51PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,182
Mine's pretty great, but I'm not giving it out. It's really all I got going for me.🤷‍♂️
Dec 18 2019 11:35PM
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