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what to get for my friends bday?
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normally i'd never make a post like this but i'm desperate, maybe i'll get one good reply.
its my friends birthday and i have no idea what to get him.
1.i'll spend around 50 bucks
2. i'm not getting him something ski oriented
3. i'm not buying him porn
4. i'd rather pay for an activity vs. buying him something
suggestions?
jackson sucks. tell your friends.
15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
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tell him you'll take him skydiving, or bungee jumping. im saying that because for me, that would be an absolutely great gift.
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oh yeah and hes 22, maybe that will help.
jackson sucks. tell your friends.
15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
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50 dollars! wow your a good friend.....buy him a cd
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a prostitute would be good
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how bout hookerz n blow?
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just give him 50 dollars.
SMILE, its the second best thing you can do with ur mouth
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i honestly wish people would give money for gifts then you dont waste the fucking time going to get it and shit and they dont get stuck with shit they dont like, unless its something that like has sentimentel value that you wanna give for the meaning i say give cash
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does he enjoi drugs? if he does then buy him some pot, or his drug of choice watever it may be. or maybe a nice glass piece or something.
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just ski.
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actually yea if i was gonna get something id like it to be drugs or drug paraphenalia
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get him a box set of ski pornography, around 150 bucks
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take him sking somewhere he hasnt been before and pay for his lift ticket.
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nicely done ski-hobo ive always wanted on of those.
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just ski.
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yeah sean its the wrong season for that. everything blows right now.
jackson sucks. tell your friends.
15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
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rock climbing, moutain biking
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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
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I'm with crystal... hookers and blow.
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for 50 bucks that would be a nasty hooker and some shitty blow
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Take him to a rock gym, there's got to be a decent one in the Seattle area...
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I went skydiving w/ friends....that was awweesomme...but it might be a little more than $50...cash is always good.
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Take him to a nice restaurant/bar eat some good food and get sloshed.
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beat him down, leave him in the gutter beside a road , steal his wallet, and show him there are worse things you could do to him than giving him a crappy birthday present
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