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THINGS THAT DON'T EXIST IN SKIING

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fregoso
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lets start
A brand that warranties rail damage
Apr 11 2019 8:18PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9472 - Karma: 69,797
Last run
Apr 11 2019 8:34PM
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theabortionator
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Fregolishilets start
A brand that warranties rail damage


Revision did. That went pretty well
Apr 11 2019 8:45PM
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fregoso
Posts: 109 - Karma: 801
normal resort park with no jerrys
Apr 11 2019 9:08PM
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oldmanski
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Sandy beaches
Apr 11 2019 9:10PM
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CalumSKI
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Threads that only get posted once
Apr 11 2019 9:34PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,912
Bluebird days at Schweitzer.
Apr 11 2019 10:01PM
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thizzizwhatitiz
Posts: 344 - Karma: 462
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A brand that warranties rail damage


Why would you expect to get a brand new pair of skis for damage thats expected from banging your edges on rails?
Apr 11 2019 10:03PM
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Dlonetti
Posts: 1924 - Karma: 20,281
Tow ropes out west
Apr 11 2019 10:32PM
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weastcoat
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Resorts staying open late in the season even when they have plenty snow to make some sort of skiing happen
Apr 11 2019 10:52PM
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MoneyMakerMike
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,765
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Last time I said something along those lines, It didn't go so well. I recommend deleting this post
Apr 12 2019 12:07AM
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appplesauce
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pow day with no lift lines
Apr 12 2019 12:12AM
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bennwithtwons
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Gatorade for less than $7
Apr 12 2019 12:51AM
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skiminnesota
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anyone remember 333 skis? damn i was close to buying some
Apr 12 2019 12:53AM
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@LANTASKI
Posts: 633 - Karma: 1,730
Inequality
Apr 12 2019 1:03AM
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skiminnesota
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@LANTASKIInequality


Triggered
Apr 12 2019 1:10AM
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Mingg
Posts: 14001 - Karma: 49,831
Good decisions
Apr 12 2019 3:34AM
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razors-chaz
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Unsponsored vloggers/influencers
Apr 12 2019 3:39AM
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dwt802
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Fregolishilets start
A brand that warranties rail damage


HG did, Rest In Peace :(
Apr 12 2019 9:04AM
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MoneyMakerMike
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 5,765
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I didn't even say the n word
Apr 12 2019 9:18AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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PhreeKandiI didn't even say the n word


Hm. Then I don’t get why that would’ve started a commotion
Apr 12 2019 9:34AM
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Biffbarf
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PhreeKandiI didn't even say the n word


You literally said 'don't be black' didn't you? Which is a bit worse than saying there's no black people in skiing, which isn't really good (or true) to say anyways
Apr 12 2019 10:10AM
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Manskimac
Posts: 108 - Karma: 236
Saving money
Apr 12 2019 10:16AM
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conorsux
Posts: 115 - Karma: 971
appplesaucepow day with no lift lines

Try skiing weekdays homie, makes a pretty big difference. Had an epic spring pow day at Bach yesterday, foot of fresh and not a line in sight all day
Apr 12 2019 10:31AM
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SofaKingSick
Posts: 9509 - Karma: 63,294
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take this hillbilly shit elsewhere, dickhead
Apr 12 2019 10:45AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Women prize pools over $50
Apr 12 2019 11:11AM
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MoneyMakerMike
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BiffbarfYou literally said 'don't be black' didn't you? Which is a bit worse than saying there's no black people in skiing, which isn't really good (or true) to say anyways

Satanworshippers wasn't true either. I saw a black skier 2 weeks ago
Apr 12 2019 11:14AM
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SidehitsJesus
Posts: 677 - Karma: 2,650
Good knees
Apr 12 2019 11:16AM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3162 - Karma: 14,458
Women

(just like the Internet)
Apr 12 2019 11:24AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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PhreeKandiSatanworshippers wasn't true either. I saw a black skier 2 weeks ago


Lol eheath deleted my post. I guess i can't say anything anymore.
Apr 12 2019 11:29AM
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lil.Boye
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girlfriends...
Apr 12 2019 11:37AM
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SuspiciousFish
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Convincing everyone that attaching a Gopro to your ski pole isnt selfie stick.
Apr 12 2019 11:42AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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weastcoastResorts staying open late in the season even when they have plenty snow to make some sort of skiing happen
Apr 12 2019 12:24PM
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3mania
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Knowing and following the Skier Responsibility Code. Especially #4.
Apr 12 2019 12:34PM
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eheath
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satanworshipperLol eheath deleted my post. I guess i can't say anything anymore.


Stop being racist and I won't get mad at you.
Apr 12 2019 12:35PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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eheathStop being racist and I won't get mad at you.


It's not exactly racist but I'll do whatever you say. I was just saying how it's usually a bunch of white guys who ski and how you don't usually see many people of other races skiing (of course, from my observations and observations from my friends, and I'm sure of a few people on here can agree that it's not common).
Apr 12 2019 1:12PM
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eheath
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satanworshipperIt's not exactly racist but I'll do whatever you say. I was just saying how it's usually a bunch of white guys who ski and how you don't usually see many people of other races skiing (of course, from my observations and observations from my friends, and I'm sure of a few people on here can agree that it's not common).


Well if you explain it with context it doesn't come of racist, you surely see that.
Apr 12 2019 1:15PM
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CrackHead.
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NS should add a "triggered" button when things get heated

**This post was edited on Apr 12th 2019 at 1:20:13pm
Apr 12 2019 1:19PM
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FruitBootPro
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eheathStop being racist and I won't get mad at you.


Despite making up only 13% of the population, black people account for roughly 0% of the nation’s skiers
Apr 12 2019 1:20PM
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eheath
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buyfulltiltsDespite making up only 13% of the population, black people account for roughly 0% of the nation’s skiers


There are certainly plenty of non-white skiers, gapers and experienced my dude.
Apr 12 2019 1:25PM
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FruitBootPro
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eheathThere are certainly plenty of non-white skiers, gapers and experienced my dude.


Shut up liberal

Jk I’m memeing man

**This post was edited on Apr 12th 2019 at 1:26:02pm
Apr 12 2019 1:25PM
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eheath
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buyfulltiltsShut up liberal

Jk I’m memeing man

**This post was edited on Apr 12th 2019 at 1:26:02pm


Yeah lets joke about race more, thats always well received.
Apr 12 2019 1:26PM
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Biffbarf
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buyfulltiltsDespite making up only 13% of the population, black people account for roughly 0% of the nation’s skiers



Apr 12 2019 1:32PM
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SofaKingSick
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skiswerveNS should add a "triggered" button when things get heated

**This post was edited on Apr 12th 2019 at 1:20:13pm


normal people have no obligation to play along with your backwater racist hateful bullshit

no one's "triggered," you're just a douche bag. i hope you say that kind of stuff in the wrong place some day in real life and get the reaction you deserve
Apr 12 2019 1:35PM
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FruitBootPro
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SofaKingSicknormal people have no obligation to play along with your backwater racist hateful bullshit

no one's "triggered," you're just a douche bag. i hope you say that kind of stuff in the wrong place some day in real life and get the reaction you deserve


Sounds like someone’s triggered
Apr 12 2019 1:53PM
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SofaKingSick
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buyfulltiltsSounds like someone’s triggered


give it whatever meme label you want, man. in real life we just call it disliking racists
Apr 12 2019 2:13PM
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JoeF2661
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SofaKingSickgive it whatever meme label you want, man. in real life we just call it disliking racists


Word. I can't find it but Daniel tosh has a stand up act where he talks about how skiing is not very popular in the inner cities. It's hilarious.
" La Dee da da, Tyrone is going to breckenridge this weekend"
Apr 12 2019 2:55PM
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RousedWits
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Lunch breaks in the lodge
Apr 12 2019 3:13PM
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