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Ski Racer Kids

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clindblomskier
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Thread for sharing stories of the ski racer kids in full race kit wreaking havoc around your local mountain
Apr 7 2019 7:02PM
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JoeF2661
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Buy fulltilts
Apr 7 2019 7:15PM
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Mr.noodle
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op is a ski racer
Apr 7 2019 8:48PM
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theabortionator
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It's good for teaching kids proper technique. Plenty of park rats can barely ski to the damn park. The privileged "you can do whatever the fuck you want" vibe at some mountains is lame as fuck though. I don't care how much your parents spent on you racing that season, you and your coach don't own the mtn. Frig off.
Apr 7 2019 8:53PM
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CalumSKI
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theabortionatorIt's good for teaching kids proper technique. Plenty of park rats can barely ski to the damn park. The privileged "you can do whatever the fuck you want" vibe at some mountains is lame as fuck though. I don't care how much your parents spent on you racing that season, you and your coach don't own the mtn. Frig off.


He said a swear
Jk but this is fact, at my local the racers have the whole hill and we only have the park and they still cant stay out of it jeez
Apr 7 2019 9:35PM
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clindblomskier
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theabortionatorIt's good for teaching kids proper technique. Plenty of park rats can barely ski to the damn park. The privileged "you can do whatever the fuck you want" vibe at some mountains is lame as fuck though. I don't care how much your parents spent on you racing that season, you and your coach don't own the mtn. Frig off.
Yeah it's true, most of the park rats at my local mountain can't ski a green trail to save their life. The ski race team gets priority lift passes so on crowded days they'll make like 4 runs while I'm waiting in the lift line it's super dumb
Apr 8 2019 7:37AM
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skiP.E.I.
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Many a pint sized racer being hauled out of the snowcross course and even more close calls in the park on race meet weekend.
Apr 8 2019 11:55AM
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skierman_jack
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Every race weekend at our place there is a mob of racers that comes flying through side hitting all of our features. We call it "Side Hit Mania". Some of them are hot though so we tolerate for the opportunity to impress attractive women who ski.
Apr 9 2019 5:43PM
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milotv34
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At my mountain racers are less good skiers. and the park rats are always the ones who work for the mountain, liftee, and teach lessons. THe park rats give back. The racers trash the place.
Apr 10 2019 9:06AM
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HaydenB
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When they cut in front of you on the rope and don’t know how to grab on and just let it run through their hands really grinds my gears
Apr 10 2019 10:01AM
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skiP.E.I.
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HomeskillitWhen they cut in front of you on the rope and don’t know how to grab on and just let it run through their hands really grinds my gears

"MOOOOMMM I NEED NEW GLOVES"
Apr 10 2019 10:17AM
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BigdaddyPCMR
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‘Twas a noice powder day at PCMR, I drove up to the lot in my dads old car. I got to Jupiter and I saw something very stupider
LITERALLY 40 FUCKING RACERS TAKING ALL OF THE DAMN POWDER AND CRASHING INTO TREES AND DOING A PIZZA IN A FOOT OF FUCKING POW
Apr 10 2019 10:21AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Knew a racer chick when I was in highschool. We were talkin about skiing one day and she got all confused as to why people love pow skiing. Apparently it is slow, and hard to turn in, and ice is way more fun. Chillest racers I've known were the local kids at Targhee. Those kids rip. The kids from out of town were shitheads though. Also, parents and coaches are way worse than the kids. The kids usually get the attitude from them.
Apr 10 2019 7:49PM
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michigang
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my home mtn only has 2 runs worth skiing, and they close one of them every Saturday for racer kids. The worst part is that they only have a junior race team and it’s 8-14 year olds. At the beginning of this season it took them 3 weeks to open the park, which is one of the 2 skiable runs lol, and they still closed the other run for the race kids it was horrible.
Apr 10 2019 7:54PM
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FruitBootPro
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CalumSKIHe said a swear
Jk but this is fact, at my local the racers have the whole hill and we only have the park and they still cant stay out of it jeez


Don't a lot of racers do park for fun? So many pros and friends of mine started in racing then went to park cuz they kept going in the park for fun
Apr 11 2019 4:52PM
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skiguy04
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buyfulltiltsDon't a lot of racers do park for fun? So many pros and friends of mine started in racing then went to park cuz they kept going in the park for fun


They not skiing faking and they not hitting rails so they not riding park, no.
Apr 11 2019 6:57PM
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oldmanski
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There will always be ski racing...... it all starts with the arrogant parents that allow their kids to be assholes.
Apr 11 2019 9:22PM
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Andy03
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SkylineGTR_R32Some of them are hot though so we tolerate for the opportunity to impress attractive women who ski.

I wished I was a man so I would like the femaale skiracers at least. But I dont like them all 😅
Apr 11 2019 10:41PM
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appplesauce
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Every pow day they're all on the same run, slowly slidding sideways to push all the snow off their "perfect groom." Sadest thing I've witnessed in my entire life
Apr 12 2019 12:45AM
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skiminnesota
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my ski racer sister whos 12 years younger than me kicks my ass at skiing, and i would kick your ass at skiing.
Apr 12 2019 12:51AM
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clindblomskier
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skiminnesotamy ski racer sister whos 12 years younger than me kicks my ass at skiing, and i would kick your ass at skiing.
accurate
Apr 12 2019 6:11PM
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skiguy04
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Andy03I wished I was a man so I would like the femaale skiracers at least. But I dont like them all 😅


Yeah you would like those race events for real
Apr 15 2019 12:38AM
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