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Should I cheat on my girlfriend?

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420ganjaman
Posts: 59 - Karma: 116
title makes it sound awful but hear me out

My girlfriend and I have been dating for over a year. when we started dating we were very happy with each other. and we still love each other very much.
a few months ago our sex life took a nose dive. out of nowhere she just stopped having sex with me. it’s been weeks possibly months since we last had sex. I do love her very much but I can’t do this anymore and now I’m seriously considering cheating on her.
Apr 6 2019 9:03PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
do u eat ass? Bcuz if not ur girl is prob out sum guy right now who does eat asshole. So if u want ur chick to stay around and stop fucking all ur friends then start licking that butthole.
Apr 6 2019 9:16PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,040
Maybe fake your death then you can get a new identity and have sex with as many chicks as you want. Hell you could even have sex with men if you wanted
Apr 6 2019 9:29PM
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Da.Vinci
Posts: 309 - Karma: 911
fuck cat
Apr 6 2019 9:44PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
Posts: 153 - Karma: 1,040
Da.Vincifuck cat


Shane?
Apr 6 2019 9:45PM
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Jems
Posts: 7505 - Karma: 97,104
DogfartShane?


You fucking beat me to it
Apr 6 2019 9:59PM
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dogfacematt
Posts: 327 - Karma: 6,472
i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
Apr 6 2019 10:19PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,965
auto felatio

or shane dawson a cat as stated above
Apr 6 2019 11:09PM
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420ganjaman
Posts: 59 - Karma: 116
The referenced post has been removed.


I’m being 100% serious
Apr 6 2019 11:55PM
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OregonDead
Posts: 6892 - Karma: 24,578
TLDR sounds awful
Apr 7 2019 12:24AM
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maejst
Posts: 42 - Karma: 166
If you're not feeling it break up, don't be a cheating shithead
Apr 7 2019 3:44AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9790 - Karma: 72,415
She's fucking some other dude so leave her
Apr 7 2019 6:09AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
Fuck yeah, cheat brother.
Apr 7 2019 10:06AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12506 - Karma: 116,130
A man only has two things. His cock n his words.


If you cheat, you will have neither

**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2019 at 11:32:41am
Apr 7 2019 11:32AM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
TRVP_ANGELA man only has two things. His cock n his words.


If you cheat, you will have neither

**This post was edited on Apr 7th 2019 at 11:32:41am


Ya u sure got ur word, Dogfart. You still haven’t changed your name yet.
Apr 7 2019 12:53PM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9790 - Karma: 72,415
CosmoDuffYa u sure got ur word, Dogfart. You still haven’t changed your name yet.


Oooooo busted
Apr 7 2019 1:05PM
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AbiH
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 10,350
Um, what.

1) she’s probably cheating on you
2) f’ing talk to her you weirdo
3) If you actually love her you wouldn’t just be in it for the sex...
4) if this is even a consideration you either need to break up or communicate, she doesn’t need a prick like you in her life if you’re not man enough to do the latter.

Sincerely,
Someone who knows
Apr 7 2019 3:16PM
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iH8pow
Posts: 1808 - Karma: 7,694
She’s cheating on you or wants it to end anyways. So be the bigger person and be the one to end it. Maybe you’ll learn something about yourself you can improve on. If you lived someone it wouldn’t even be a question
Apr 7 2019 4:43PM
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Rusticles
Posts: 2180 - Karma: 1,337
SHe is def. banging someone else. If not, she already has someone picked out. Don't act suspicious, figure out if she is.
Apr 7 2019 7:18PM
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tsingtaofanatic
Posts: 3344 - Karma: 4,585
Just ask her why and talk to her about it. If she still doesn't have sex with you, cheat on her.
Apr 7 2019 7:37PM
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Coochieman7
Posts: 274 - Karma: 1,385
Piss on her
Apr 7 2019 8:13PM
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,651
have you tried peeing in her butt?
Apr 7 2019 8:41PM
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beckums
Posts: 342 - Karma: 631
One word:

Karma.
Apr 7 2019 9:34PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3082 - Karma: 13,693
Just fucking break up with her if you want to cheat on her so bad lmao
Apr 7 2019 11:22PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
buyfulltiltsJust fucking break up with her if you want to cheat on her so bad lmao


what if she has a good pussy?
Apr 7 2019 11:30PM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3082 - Karma: 13,693
CosmoDuffwhat if she has a good pussy?


Well it seems like OP ain’t gettin any of that shit anyway so he should probably look for some other good püsi
Apr 7 2019 11:31PM
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everlast
Posts: 1130 - Karma: 1,270
buyfulltiltsWell it seems like OP ain’t gettin any of that shit anyway so he should probably look for some other good püsi


it sounds like if he could get other püsi, then it would have happened. it aint easy to maintain wood with just "any" type of girl
Apr 7 2019 11:33PM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 3042 - Karma: 28,871
Women desire a real mans who can 450 out.

Without this coveted spin maneuver, a mans can expect his sexual activity to be next to none.
Apr 8 2019 11:54AM
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Jems
Posts: 7505 - Karma: 97,104
KilaTsunamiWomen desire a real mans who can 450 out.

Without this coveted spin maneuver, a mans can expect his sexual activity to be next to none.

They actually desire men who can do more butter tricks than rail tricks
Apr 8 2019 11:56AM
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lenderbender
Posts: 26 - Karma: 185
Break up with her, date a new wave girl
Apr 8 2019 12:00PM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
CosmoDuffYa u sure got ur word, Dogfart. You still haven’t changed your name yet.


this cocksucker tries to change his name and oh, woah - still the same asshole
Apr 8 2019 12:01PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
She's fucking someone else, sorry to break the news to you.
Apr 8 2019 12:05PM
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AD95
Posts: 12 - Karma: 56
Power exchange. Switch it up and get that spark back.
Apr 18 2019 12:58PM
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Andy03
Posts: 51 - Karma: 18
What the fuck man?
I have a really really creative idea and I'm sure you never heard of it before: talk to her!
Apr 18 2019 1:46PM
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Pigeon.
Posts: 2366 - Karma: 3,979
shes probably talking to someone else on the low or already cheating on you. had an eerily similar situation w my last ex and she was doing both. confront her or bring up your concerns, if you cant work things out just breakup and go bang thots instead of cheating on her my G. but you can do whatever you want lol
Apr 18 2019 3:51PM
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SnickleFriz
Posts: 328 - Karma: 900
Despite the overwhelming input from what can only be assumed to be chicks or loser dweebs: talk to her less.
When she starts getting confused why you aren't talking to her and she asks you questions, your only answer should be "no" or "idk."
Tell yourself that you are the man and shit like this doesn't matter to you.
(this comes easy to the alpha male...... you may need a little training here)

After these steps you can draw conclusion.
1.) She will submit to preforming fellatio at your command.
2.) You will drive her further away, and ultimately toward the inevitable break-up.

Win/win, right?
Apr 18 2019 5:36PM
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J_Steez
Posts: 1163 - Karma: 4,207
ur an immature pussy boy. i hope your girl reads this shit
Apr 18 2019 6:10PM
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