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Who would win the brawl?

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fregoso
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Apr 4 2019 10:42PM
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eheath
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Most random list ever.
Apr 4 2019 10:47PM
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Biffbarf
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How's this a question? Rando gaper for sure. Likely some father who spent wayyy too much money on a ski vacation.

Wife's coppin' digits in the lodge. Kids are bitching that it's too cold and that they'd rather being playin' their switch. Burgers are twenty-fucking-dollars and everyone's hungry.

Dude's looking for an excuse to fucking rage FOR SURE.
Apr 4 2019 11:01PM
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dogfacematt
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Quinn ACTUALLY scares me and I've never see. Him in person soon...
Apr 4 2019 11:06PM
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evaroni
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There’s a reason he is called SKIBOSS.
Apr 4 2019 11:11PM
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fregoso
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BiffbarfHow's this a question? Rando gaper for sure. Likely some father who spent wayyy too much money on a ski vacation.

Wife's coppin' digits in the lodge. Kids are bitching that it's too cold and that they'd rather being playin' their switch. Burgers are twenty-fucking-dollars and everyone's hungry.

Dude's looking for an excuse to fucking rage FOR SURE.


good logic
Apr 4 2019 11:16PM
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nelsonkai
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but taisei yamamoto has kung fu on his side, dragon warrior boi.

hes a samurai ninja = unbeatable
Apr 5 2019 12:46AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Tanner Hall, he's like a lion (hot hot hot hot hot steppa)
Apr 5 2019 12:55AM
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theabortionator
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Prolly Harlaut. I mean dude seems nice as fuck. If the last people in the brawl were you and him, you'd have to be a sick fuck to swing. Id take a dive.
Apr 5 2019 1:21AM
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bolake
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jesper seems like the quiet kid you wouldn't fuck with
Apr 5 2019 1:36AM
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evanball
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Woodys RIPPED
Apr 5 2019 4:14AM
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powpatrol
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woodys so nice no one would swing on him
Apr 5 2019 9:02AM
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CalumSKI
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i think if it was all these guys together they would all just go skiing minus the gaper
Apr 5 2019 9:06AM
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partyandBS
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Not listed but one time I was behind John Spriggs on the lift at Breck in like 2013 and when he got off him and someone else were yelling and punching each other and in an all out fight. One saying your daddy has handed you everything the other saying you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. I think Spriggs is in a different place now but 2013 JahSpriggs would win haha.
Apr 5 2019 9:31AM
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B_K
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looks like skiing just found its next viral sensation. Br@wl - where pros fight pros because sports!
Apr 5 2019 9:32AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I was thinking this too. Realistically its tanner though.
powpatrolwoodys so nice no one would swing on him
Apr 5 2019 3:18PM
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original
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bolakejesper seems like the quiet kid you wouldn't fuck with


"You guys are alright.... Don't come to Grandvalira tmrw..."
Apr 5 2019 3:27PM
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TheHamburglar
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Shea fuckin Flynn
Apr 5 2019 3:52PM
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andrewsmart
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You guys have to remember that tanner would be high, increasing his defense stat but lowering his offence.
Apr 5 2019 4:20PM
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Bdoobz
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New idea: put them on the same team and have them fight world hunger?
Apr 5 2019 7:59PM
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freestyler540
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Whos heaviest and tallest? Id put my money on weight and reach.
Apr 5 2019 9:47PM
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*TURBONERD*
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freestyler540Whos heaviest and tallest? Id put my money on weight and reach.


Dunno about weight, but Ahall is big boy.
Apr 5 2019 11:35PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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BdoobzNew idea: put them on the same team and have them fight world hunger?

Why would we want to fix an actual problem?
Apr 5 2019 11:57PM
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dwt802
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theabortionatorProlly Harlaut. I mean dude seems nice as fuck. If the last people in the brawl were you and him, you'd have to be a sick fuck to swing. Id take a dive.


He’d bark at all the opponents so much they’d run away in fear, if not he’d use is sharp dog teeth to tear them apart. Easy win.
Apr 7 2019 7:07PM
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Jems
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freestyler540Whos heaviest and tallest? Id put my money on weight and reach.

A hall is 6’4 but he’s a lanky ass dude so who knows
Apr 7 2019 9:16PM
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Shoalzeee
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Zane Kushman
Apr 8 2019 12:32AM
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fregoso
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do not remember fucking making this and its pretty cringe but fuck it 4 years later lets see the votes
Jan 17 2023 9:12PM
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