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Who would win the brawl?

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fregoso
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6 years ago
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eheath
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Most random list ever.
6 years ago
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Biffbarf
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How's this a question? Rando gaper for sure. Likely some father who spent wayyy too much money on a ski vacation.

Wife's coppin' digits in the lodge. Kids are bitching that it's too cold and that they'd rather being playin' their switch. Burgers are twenty-fucking-dollars and everyone's hungry.

Dude's looking for an excuse to fucking rage FOR SURE.
6 years ago
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dogfacematt
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Quinn ACTUALLY scares me and I've never see. Him in person soon...
6 years ago
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evaroni
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There’s a reason he is called SKIBOSS.
6 years ago
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fregoso
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BiffbarfHow's this a question? Rando gaper for sure. Likely some father who spent wayyy too much money on a ski vacation.

Wife's coppin' digits in the lodge. Kids are bitching that it's too cold and that they'd rather being playin' their switch. Burgers are twenty-fucking-dollars and everyone's hungry.

Dude's looking for an excuse to fucking rage FOR SURE.


good logic
6 years ago
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nelsonkai
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but taisei yamamoto has kung fu on his side, dragon warrior boi.

hes a samurai ninja = unbeatable
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
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Tanner Hall, he's like a lion (hot hot hot hot hot steppa)
6 years ago
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theabortionator
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Prolly Harlaut. I mean dude seems nice as fuck. If the last people in the brawl were you and him, you'd have to be a sick fuck to swing. Id take a dive.
6 years ago
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bolake
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jesper seems like the quiet kid you wouldn't fuck with
6 years ago
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evanball
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Woodys RIPPED
6 years ago
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powpatrol
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woodys so nice no one would swing on him
6 years ago
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CalumSKI
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i think if it was all these guys together they would all just go skiing minus the gaper
6 years ago
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partyandBS
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Not listed but one time I was behind John Spriggs on the lift at Breck in like 2013 and when he got off him and someone else were yelling and punching each other and in an all out fight. One saying your daddy has handed you everything the other saying you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. I think Spriggs is in a different place now but 2013 JahSpriggs would win haha.
6 years ago
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B_K
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looks like skiing just found its next viral sensation. Br@wl - where pros fight pros because sports!
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I was thinking this too. Realistically its tanner though.
powpatrolwoodys so nice no one would swing on him
6 years ago
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original
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bolakejesper seems like the quiet kid you wouldn't fuck with


"You guys are alright.... Don't come to Grandvalira tmrw..."
6 years ago
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TheHamburglar
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Shea fuckin Flynn
6 years ago
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andrewsmart
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You guys have to remember that tanner would be high, increasing his defense stat but lowering his offence.
6 years ago
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Bdoobz
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New idea: put them on the same team and have them fight world hunger?
6 years ago
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freestyler540
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Whos heaviest and tallest? Id put my money on weight and reach.
6 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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freestyler540Whos heaviest and tallest? Id put my money on weight and reach.


Dunno about weight, but Ahall is big boy.
6 years ago
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MoneyMakerMike
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BdoobzNew idea: put them on the same team and have them fight world hunger?

Why would we want to fix an actual problem?
6 years ago
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dwt802
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theabortionatorProlly Harlaut. I mean dude seems nice as fuck. If the last people in the brawl were you and him, you'd have to be a sick fuck to swing. Id take a dive.


He’d bark at all the opponents so much they’d run away in fear, if not he’d use is sharp dog teeth to tear them apart. Easy win.
6 years ago
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Jems
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freestyler540Whos heaviest and tallest? Id put my money on weight and reach.

A hall is 6’4 but he’s a lanky ass dude so who knows
6 years ago
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Shoalzeee
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Zane Kushman
6 years ago
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fregoso
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do not remember fucking making this and its pretty cringe but fuck it 4 years later lets see the votes
2 years ago
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