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Hypnotist - Tom DeLuca

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hendrik.
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Oh my fucking god...he just performed here and it was probably the funniest thing i have EVER seen in my entire life.... one chick was told that she was britney spears, and she started singing and giving lap dances to random people...

soooo fucking funny, if he is ever near you, GO SEE HIM!!
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Feb 19 2005 10:44PM
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VTskier3
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he goes to my school every year for orientation. he's hilarious. the only thing is he does the same act everytime. the last girl to do the britney spears thing was wearing a skirt and it wasn't pretty. my favorite is when he gets someone to believe that fruit have feelings too



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Feb 19 2005 11:40PM
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five0
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he might not be the same guy but every yr at after prom theres a hypnotist and he does all this wacky shit
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Feb 20 2005 12:05AM
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hendrik.
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NO, THEY ARE MY FRIENDS

five minutes later

the banana is saying evil things.... i am going to eat him

20 seconds later

OH MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE??!
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Feb 20 2005 12:06AM
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VTskier3
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hahahaha i love it



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Feb 20 2005 12:20AM
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VTskier3
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'when they wake up, they're gonna realize that their butt is missing. they can't find their butts...'

people freak out on that one. one of my friends cried



'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'
Feb 20 2005 12:22AM
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Lateralis
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every year one comes to town here. his name is paul royter and each and every year the same handicapped lady goes up to get hypnotized. a couple years ago she fell off the stage and got hurt hahahhaha fuck it was hilarious just to see her thinking her chair was a wheel chair and she motored towards the edge and BAM right on her fucken face



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Feb 20 2005 12:40AM
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five0
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i might go to prom now just to get hypnotized
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7



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Feb 20 2005 1:08AM
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joeengel
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...when they had the hypnotist guy come for our orientation, he hyponotised the whole group at the same time and told them they would feel the 'most pleasurable feelings ever'...and you could tell the sluts that were there becaue their heads were back, moaning and shit whith there hands on the front of their pants .... hilarious
Feb 20 2005 5:13PM
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skiierman
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Haha, oh man. If I ever get the chance, that's going to be one of my life goals right there. Ever since one hypnotized my mom and made her piss her pants all those years ago.





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Feb 20 2005 7:40PM
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TwinTipRider
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can you learn that shit from a book ?
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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
Feb 20 2005 8:14PM
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TheWorst
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thats some fucked up shit... i bet you there all rapists
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Feb 20 2005 10:38PM
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^ahaha....or even worse...they're jewish....







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Kitting is so progressional.
Feb 20 2005 10:40PM
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TheWorst
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or both...
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Feb 21 2005 5:04PM
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Bangor
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haha, he was doing a show at hudson valley a couple weeks back, i wanted to go, but couldn't. i heard it was hilarious though.......
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Feb 21 2005 5:17PM
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TheWorst
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why would you find a 50 year old jewish guy ass raping 5 little 8 year old children 'hilarious'?
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Feb 21 2005 5:29PM
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Sharpy
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a girl at my school actually got off on stage when the hypnotist told her she was getting the best head ever. Two guys also posed in various sexual positions together and one got a boner. One guy was told to strip and then go itn othe audience and dance and some guy in the audience grabebd his boob so he started lap dancing the dude haha. And he told them all that there was a puppy in their arms and then got them to name it then took one 'puppy' from this girl and punted it off the stage. She cried.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
Feb 21 2005 5:53PM
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.scott.
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hahahahahaa....that is the funniest thing i've heard in a while. i seriously just laughed out loud pretty hard. i haven't lost it from something that i read in a while. good job.
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Feb 21 2005 8:20PM
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TheWorst
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I wonder if a hypnotist has ever been hypnotized...
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Feb 22 2005 7:27PM
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soaponarope
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I thought he title said hypnotist denstist. Is there such thing? THat would be brutal if you woke up...
One of those free ipod things... Works in Canada too!
Feb 22 2005 8:08PM
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