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The Bunch = Idiots

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dogfartstaint
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Ive been a member since 2005 and have been skiing since most of you young kids were deep in daddy's nut. I have watched freestyle skiing progress all these years, pushing the boundaries of what is "possible". This year is the first year I can safely say that Skiing has regressed all thanks to the idiot movement called "new wave" with its poster child "The Bunch". These flannel wearing children should be in special education rather than out in the streets terrorizing real skiers. What happened to the times when technicality was praised rather than the drip you can get at the local homeless shelter?

To prove my point of how irrelevant they are, here's what you get if you search the bunch skiing. See? just a bunch of people skiing.



To further prove my point (as if I already haven't made it clear enough), I just watched "color", absolute garbage. Sure, these kids can get a degree in cinematography but that's where it ends. The Bunch, I'm here to help you, please reach out to me. I have my PSIA level 1 certification and I'd be happy to spend a day with you guys learning the basics of skiing like edge control and pizza (let's not get too excited here, I think it will take a few days to get there).

**This thread was edited on Mar 30th 2019 at 11:33:02pm

**This thread was edited on Mar 30th 2019 at 11:33:34pm
Mar 30 2019 11:31PM
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Lonely
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Skis should only be directional change my mind
Mar 30 2019 11:32PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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The hottest take of them all
Mar 30 2019 11:38PM
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Slunky
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Yeah the bunch don’t have soul 7s so I just ignore them completely
Mar 30 2019 11:43PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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In feel bad for the middle guy. All of his friends have the same skis except for him. What an outcast
Mar 30 2019 11:52PM
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shin-bang
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Op you say you have been a member since 2005, but your profile says feb 2019.

That’s fine that you don’t like the bunch and what not. Everyone will ski their own way. As long as what people are doing is making them happy that’s what counts.
Mar 31 2019 12:44AM
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bennwithtwons
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you could pick pretty much any topic on earth and about 50% of people will hate/dislike/disagree with it.. just do what you enjoy and be nice to people
Mar 31 2019 12:56AM
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BJ2112
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waaaa daddys nuts, waaaa the bunch, waaaa ma enforcers. At the end of the if you would rather make fun of someone that makes someone happy youre an old dick
Mar 31 2019 2:20AM
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KilaTsunami
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this guy fuckin' french fires
Mar 31 2019 5:58PM
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dwt802
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Yeah man, I’ve been a member since 1980, fuck this new wave thing is bullshit, the bunch can’t even ski, like fuck them.
Mar 31 2019 6:04PM
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GSR
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LonelySkis should only be directional change my mind


Word.
Mar 31 2019 6:13PM
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Idahoe
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U realize buhsch or whatever his name is did the first ever quad 19 this year right? Skiing has progressed this year, and will continue to progress no matter how wavey the world gets. Even so, all The Bunch is doing is showing that you don’t need to huck your meat and have arthritis and two fake hips by 30 to be pushing the boundaries of skiing. Delete your internet old man the future is W A V E Y.
Mar 31 2019 6:41PM
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Kushslinger
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Could not agree more, Skiers with perfect style and fundamentals like Dylan Sondrup should be getting paid instead of the trendy noodle skiers that upload a bunch of trendy lightwork clips to instagram. At the end of the day its all about social media following not skiing ability. Watch Dylans slvsh games he is clearly better than tom ritsch and sampo wallot yet those guys have sponsors and he seems to have lost his.
Mar 31 2019 7:20PM
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bennymon
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I dont know how you can possibly say that when Every single dude in the Bunch is a very very good "technical skier". I know your idea of a traditionally good skier. The sad part is you cant see that they have already mastered fundamental skiing and are now doing stuff that no one is thinking about doing, that is the true definition of a professional. Maybe do a little homework and see guys like hackel, lsm and peyben shred the resort and pow before you say such a thing again.

**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2019 at 7:38:17pm
Mar 31 2019 7:36PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Thank you dogfartstaint, very cool
Mar 31 2019 8:00PM
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s.j.mitchell
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Kinda stopped taking you seriously after the daddy’s nut part, homie. Prolly wasn’t worth reading your essay here anyways
Mar 31 2019 8:41PM
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freestyler540
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Do you guys only watch the bunch to hate on them?
Mar 31 2019 8:44PM
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oldworld_newlife
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Dude must Pop out of hi sbindings when he tries to BuTtEr
Mar 31 2019 9:58PM
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oldworld_newlife
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All these anti new wave/anti bunch threads are insane . Y'all are literally just going "I don't like this , therefore nobody should like it" over And over again . If anything is irrelevant it's whining about how other people ski . Swear to God , one week comp skiers are ruining the sport by spinning too much , next week "new wave" skiers are ruining the sport by not spinning enough ???!? Swear it's like half of ns doesn't even like skiing , just likes watching it .
Mar 31 2019 10:05PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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Your an idiot op. Plug your gaping asshole of a mouth, your a disgrace to the name dogfart and taint
Mar 31 2019 10:10PM
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evanball
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Awesome post bro just sick
Mar 31 2019 10:33PM
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iced
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this thread swallows
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Mar 31 2019 11:42PM
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notadoctor
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dogfartstaintIve been a member since 2005

Congrats on being a member of a free website, you're not special.
We'd have known you've been a member since 2005 if you didn't hide behind an alias like a lil bitch
Apr 1 2019 2:12AM
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Film.
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Skierman's alias?
Apr 1 2019 6:37AM
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GITGUDZILLA
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This must be an April's Fool joke???


I've been lucky enough to hang out with The Bunch in Riks and they are all super humble, very very talented and do things on skis that make your head spin. :)
Apr 1 2019 8:06AM
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CrackHead.
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chicken
Apr 1 2019 8:12AM
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SidehitsJesus
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Decent April fools day troll. The bunch could switch carve down your local hill before you click into your bindings. Not to mention the special education call out? If youre 15 years older than all of us why dont you grow up?
Apr 1 2019 12:19PM
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mattybaums
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yo skier man we found you a friend
Apr 1 2019 12:53PM
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CalumSKI
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all bunch and no play makes dogfartstaint a dull boy
Apr 1 2019 12:56PM
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Lonely
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badmeetsevilI dont know how you can possibly say that when Every single dude in the Bunch is a very very good "technical skier". I know your idea of a traditionally good skier. The sad part is you cant see that they have already mastered fundamental skiing and are now doing stuff that no one is thinking about doing, that is the true definition of a professional. Maybe do a little homework and see guys like hackel, lsm and peyben shred the resort and pow before you say such a thing again.

**This post was edited on Mar 31st 2019 at 7:38:17pm


This should be the direction skiing should be heading-Back towards style and innovation like the switch pizza demonstrated below
Apr 1 2019 12:58PM
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skierman
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I didn't read your thread but I agree with the title.
Apr 1 2019 7:54PM
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losh
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"i've been a member since..." is the NS equivalent of "As a local I believe..", both of which are often followed up by unsolicited whining. People that whine about the Bunch are worthless. Whining about the bunch is like whining about a TV show you don't like, nobody gives a fuck about your opinion on it, and if you don't like it don't watch it. Didn't your parents ever tell to not say anything at all if you don't have something constructive to say?
Apr 1 2019 10:06PM
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ogreene
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icedthis thread swallows
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op made another account just so this comment had more than 1 downvote
Apr 1 2019 11:46PM
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dogfartstaint
Posts: 342 - Karma: 1,991
The greatest NS troll attempt?

**This post was edited on Jun 27th 2020 at 8:15:20pm
May 27 2019 9:14PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4140 - Karma: 23,323
dogfartstaintThis account is a shitpost as well as this post I don't actually have any reason to hate or love the bunch, my opinion on them is neutral.

Wow
May 27 2019 9:28PM
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yungona
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lol
May 27 2019 10:49PM
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Rodigan
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hmmmmm....
May 28 2019 6:48AM
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YungTwinTips
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The skiing scene these days is just like the music scene, they'll always be old heads there to look down on the new generation. "I'm older so I know more"-OP
May 28 2019 3:20PM
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milotv34
Posts: 217 - Karma: 1,425
dogfartstaintIve been a member since 2005 and have been skiing since most of you young kids were deep in daddy's nut. I have watched freestyle skiing progress all these years, pushing the boundaries of what is "possible". This year is the first year I can safely say that Skiing has regressed all thanks to the idiot movement called "new wave" with its poster child "The Bunch". These flannel wearing children should be in special education rather than out in the streets terrorizing real skiers. What happened to the times when technicality was praised rather than the drip you can get at the local homeless shelter?

To prove my point of how irrelevant they are, here's what you get if you search the bunch skiing. See? just a bunch of people skiing.



To further prove my point (as if I already haven't made it clear enough), I just watched "color", absolute garbage. Sure, these kids can get a degree in cinematography but that's where it ends. The Bunch, I'm here to help you, please reach out to me. I have my PSIA level 1 certification and I'd be happy to spend a day with you guys learning the basics of skiing like edge control and pizza (let's not get too excited here, I think it will take a few days to get there).

**This thread was edited on Mar 30th 2019 at 11:33:02pm

**This thread was edited on Mar 30th 2019 at 11:33:34pm
There are a lot worse and more annoying or overhyped new wave skiers, ngl some of the bunch tricks are pretty sick
Tophaloaf posts so much worthless stuff
And then some of it is cool but thats a fraction

**This post was edited on May 30th 2019 at 8:13:38am
May 30 2019 8:07AM
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crustyboot.420
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Ay fuck bunch. These bitches cant ski and the editing in their movies is thrash. It's so wrong that the real style lords like Nicholas Goepper and Andri Ragettli get much less respect from the community.
May 30 2019 1:31PM
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lickmyballs
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DogfartYour an idiot op. Plug your gaping asshole of a mouth, your a disgrace to the name dogfart and taint


*clears throat* you're*****
May 30 2019 2:27PM
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Iamtrapangelsalt
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Loganski11*clears throat* you're*****


Damn you
May 30 2019 2:31PM
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dogfartstaint
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icedthis thread swallows
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Not as much as your mom ;)
Jul 14 2019 6:17PM
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CalumSKI
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dogfartstaintNot as much as your mom ;)


Stfu
Jul 14 2019 8:16PM
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elcheapo
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So, anyone on skis is ok by me.

**This post was edited on Jul 14th 2019 at 10:55:39pm
Jul 14 2019 10:53PM
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GayWolf420
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How do we stop baby boomers from ruining skiing as well?
Jul 15 2019 12:04AM
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elcheapo
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Nevermind

**This post was edited on Jul 15th 2019 at 6:09:58am
Jul 15 2019 5:29AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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are those guys twins? they have matching skis!
Jul 30 2020 11:32AM
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dogfartstaint
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Thank you for bumping the greatest thread to ever exist
TRVP_ANGELare those guys twins? they have matching skis!
Jul 30 2020 6:37PM
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ScaryDumpTruck
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TRVP_ANGELare those guys twins? they have matching skis!

The last time this thread was active you were still dogfart.
Jul 30 2020 7:27PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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bump
Aug 16 2020 1:14AM
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