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Eggs suck

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shinbangclan
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Eggs are the most overrated breakfast food.
They are tasteless and require salt, pepper, or a hot sauce to be bearable.
They are so bland and eggy. Does anyone genuinely love eggs, or do we just tolerate them?
Scrambled eggs are decent sometimes. I thought fried eggs were good for a while, but then one day I bit into the egg white and just couldnt eat it anymore. I can't stand the thought of eating more eggs.
While other breakfast foods like french toast and bacon exist, people would just choose plain eggs, and this baffles me. If you want to be healthy why do you subject yourself to the suffering of a plain over-hard egg instead of a fruit salad or something?

TLDR: fuck eggs
Mar 29 2019 10:43PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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I ate only eggs for breakfast for a straight two months once :(
FUCK EGGS!

The only egg like meal I enjoy is the breakfast bun they serve at my ski resort. That shit is tasty but it's because actual bun is nice and they add cheese and bacon and heat it up. The egg only adds a "base" to it so it doesn't taste like you're eating salt.
Mar 30 2019 12:03AM
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MoneyMakerMike
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Eggs alone are meh, but you realize that like 90 percent of baked foods require eggs
Mar 30 2019 12:30AM
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SoggyOatmeal420
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I happened to do a shcool research project once on eggs. Yeah they kinda suck on their own but are good as an ingredient. Dont ask why I did a research project on eggs.
Mar 30 2019 9:44AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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You gotta put your eggs on toast, it’s a massive improvement
Mar 30 2019 10:01AM
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SoggyOatmeal420
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Young_IPMCYou gotta put your eggs on toast, it’s a massive improvement


Yes thank you. You gotta add a lot of butter too on the toast.
Mar 30 2019 10:03AM
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shinbangclan
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PhreeKandiEggs alone are meh, but you realize that like 90 percent of baked foods require eggs


im glad others feel similarly about eggs
they are indeed a good ingredient though
Mar 30 2019 12:11PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Wheres the I like egg guy and we have our own chickens and the eggs are way better that store bought.
Update his name is i_liek_eggs_

**This post was edited on Mar 30th 2019 at 12:24:08pm
Mar 30 2019 12:22PM
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ALMIGHTYSOSA
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40 wata iz da purfect breckfest
Mar 30 2019 12:42PM
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theabortionator
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Get yoked
Mar 30 2019 1:14PM
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Lemuel
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I hate eggs. I've eaten head cheese but I will never tough eggs, fucking nasty shit.

They are an ingredient, never a main course for me.
Mar 30 2019 7:23PM
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techdeckjuul
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i like eggs
Mar 31 2019 3:14AM
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shinbangclan
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tech.deck.juuli like eggs


>:(
Mar 31 2019 3:35AM
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techdeckjuul
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hubbards>:(


;)
Mar 31 2019 3:52AM
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LukeTheWaffle
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Only in breakfast burrito with I eat eggs
Mar 31 2019 4:54AM
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Roberto907
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I fucking live eggs
Mar 31 2019 10:23AM
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evaroni
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If you aspire to become a ski bum for any part of your life it will require eggs. Lots of eggs.
Mar 31 2019 11:26AM
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SoggyOatmeal420
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evaroniIf you aspire to become a ski bum for any part of your life it will require eggs. Lots of eggs.


You have a point
Mar 31 2019 11:45AM
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PsychicMigration
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Eggs are one of the most versatile cooking ingredients you can eat them in so many ways. Subside up with ham and home fries break the yoke so it’s runny is probably the best breakfast food.
Mar 31 2019 12:36PM
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techdeckjuul
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RobeeeeeeeeeertoI fucking live eggs


i also live eggs
Apr 1 2019 12:01AM
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Skibumsmith
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Guy you never had a Denver omelette? Delicious.
Apr 1 2019 2:41AM
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SoggyOatmeal420
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SkibumsmithGuy you never had a Denver omelette? Delicious.


Never. I gotta try it I guess. I mean eggs can be good if they are made with the right technique and have other stuff in with them like bread, meat or vegetables. I think this is our conclusion right here.
Apr 1 2019 4:03AM
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shinbangclan
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SkibumsmithGuy you never had a Denver omelette? Delicious.


Omelettes are only good cause of the other ingredients. As said above eggs can be enchanced and are enhancers to other foods, but try to imagine a plain omelette
Apr 1 2019 10:05AM
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ModMommy
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Eggs are awful and i only use them when I have to.
Apr 1 2019 10:34AM
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Youngm_IPCME
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hubbardsOmelettes are only good cause of the other ingredients. As said above eggs can be enchanced and are enhancers to other foods, but try to imagine a plain omelette


Have you ever eaten just a patty of just ground meat? It’s not amazing either. Protein needs a vessel for the best taste.
Apr 1 2019 11:37AM
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OregonDead
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SkibumsmithGuy you never had a Denver omelette? Delicious.

True but . . .
safarisamEggs are awful and i only use them when I have to.
Apr 1 2019 3:23PM
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Luckjd26
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I used to eat eggs all the time in college because they were a cheap source of protein, but I hate them now! I guess I got burnt out on them.
Apr 1 2019 6:24PM
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_____alfredo____
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you are all fucked
Apr 1 2019 6:39PM
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broto
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ok but are you putting cheese on the eggs
Apr 1 2019 7:52PM
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Dougie_Fresh
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hubbardsEggs are the most overrated breakfast food.
They are tasteless and require salt, pepper, or a hot sauce to be bearable.
They are so bland and eggy. Does anyone genuinely love eggs, or do we just tolerate them?
Scrambled eggs are decent sometimes. I thought fried eggs were good for a while, but then one day I bit into the egg white and just couldnt eat it anymore. I can't stand the thought of eating more eggs.
While other breakfast foods like french toast and bacon exist, people would just choose plain eggs, and this baffles me. If you want to be healthy why do you subject yourself to the suffering of a plain over-hard egg instead of a fruit salad or something?

TLDR: fuck eggs


The kind folks over at the FBI immediately after me reading this thread, gave me this beauty in the Youtube recommendations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS_MANg
Apr 1 2019 9:45PM
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shinbangclan
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 7,546
DMSpenceThe kind folks over at the FBI immediately after me reading this thread, gave me this beauty in the Youtube recommendations.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAagS_MANg


It is now clear that eggs are government propoganda to oppress our taste buds
Apr 2 2019 2:35AM
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SoggyOatmeal420
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Actually I used to eat like 3-4 eggs a day until they ended up tasting bad. I used to really like fried eggs but now not really.
Apr 2 2019 8:06AM
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