Replying to funny stories from on the lift

ok so i got 2 hot off the press.

i was riding with my friend, so we had to ride up with 2 other complete strangers. we're arout half way up the lift when stranger #1 tells us he's going to be a judge at the 'canibis cup' in amsterdam. he procedes to explain the this is the 'olympics of pot smoking.' next thing i know stranger #2 pulls out a bowl and a crack lighter (no lie, it was like a blow torch. there was at least a inch flame) he cant get it lighted so he presumes to blow through the bowl thus resulting in weed flying out. by this time im laughing my ass off and almost fall off the chair. he packs a new bowl and smokes it off. when we get to the top this stupid mother fucker gets his tips caught on the unloading ramp and falls flat on his face.

keep in mind that both of these guys are no less than 45 (white beards and shit)

then, the second one wasnt too funny but i found it ammusing. i was dicking around in the park throwing really really small 3's. so i go to the bottom and this guy i ride the lift with asks me if i was the one doing 'helicopters.' that almost made me roll on the ground laughing too.

all in all it was a good day.



holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

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