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Each season you are one year older

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Johngreenacre
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shit is fucked, time runs out.
Mar 19 2019 3:14PM
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Ted_The_Sled
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Listen man, I'm just trying to get through my Tuesday in peace
Mar 19 2019 3:17PM
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MoneyMakerMike
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That's why I got to get corked this season or else I'll be 1 year older if I dont.
Mar 19 2019 3:19PM
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Rparr
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I don't even know if I'll enjoy skiing anymore when I can't ski like a jackass. That's why it makes me so happy to see some of our favorite pros still crush it as they push into their 30's
Mar 19 2019 3:22PM
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Roberto907
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Each year is one year away from getting corked
Mar 19 2019 3:24PM
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Hangry
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Dude I just got my antidepressants to kick in and you do this? Fuck
Mar 19 2019 3:25PM
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Roberto907
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HangryDude I just got my antidepressants to kick in and you do this? Fuck


Get corked Hansel
Mar 19 2019 3:37PM
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270on420out
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I wanna be that old guy who can backflip idc
Mar 19 2019 3:39PM
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BigdaddyPCMR
Posts: 277 - Karma: 566
RanchoBlancoListen man, I'm just trying to get through my Tuesday in peace


I though it was fucking Thursday... why???? (In school right now ffs)
Mar 19 2019 3:40PM
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yeetus_chund666
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me too
Mar 19 2019 3:42PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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FUUuuUuyUuUuuUUuuuuUuUuuUuUUUUUCccCCCCCCCcCccCCCCKKKKkKkKKKKkKkkk
Mar 19 2019 4:50PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I need an anime bitch so fucking bad
Mar 19 2019 4:52PM
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SchlossAdler
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If you don't do a double cork 1260 this year, you'll be one year older when you do one
Mar 19 2019 6:16PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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And here i am wasting it away working at a bank
Mar 19 2019 7:18PM
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50Kal
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Still haven’t skied one day yet this season.
Mar 19 2019 7:50PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Not me buddy. I've always been the same age with this one trick pro skiers hate. Now it takes time and effort to learn and teach this one trick so if you want to learn, you need to send me a brand new ski setup or venmo me 1000 bucks in advance.
Mar 19 2019 8:18PM
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michigang
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why!! would !!! you!! make!! this!!! thread!!!!!
Mar 19 2019 9:45PM
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OregonDead
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Another reason to keep the season going year round. F the whole formula. Some of the OGs have skied over 300 consecutive months in one season.
Mar 19 2019 9:54PM
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FabricatedFront4
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Pro tip, anti age cream. works every time.
Mar 20 2019 12:03AM
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WPoch
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One less year to huck a dub
Mar 20 2019 1:27AM
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partyandBS
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Life’s a bitch and then you die.
Thats why we ski fast
Cause you never know when you gonna pass.
Mar 20 2019 6:20AM
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CalumSKI
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yes
Mar 20 2019 8:38AM
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Saga.
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There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.
Mar 20 2019 9:40AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Saga.There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.


Spoken like a true ski company. Thank you Saga, very cool.
Mar 20 2019 9:51AM
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WPoch
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Saga.There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.


Thanks dad
Mar 20 2019 5:20PM
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jibbersaurus
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bruh, life is to be enjoyed at all stages, with each owns pros and cons - sure you got one less season on ya lifes pass, but you are also one year closer the being that shredding dad/grandy with the max steez
Mar 20 2019 5:24PM
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hi_vis360
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AD started getting well known when he was like 25. He's the same age as ski boss.
Mar 20 2019 6:05PM
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bergobeanz
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ZiggyZagSkzzNot me buddy. I've always been the same age with this one trick pro skiers hate. Now it takes time and effort to learn and teach this one trick so if you want to learn, you need to send me a brand new ski setup or venmo me 1000 bucks in advance.


Done. Check venmo
Mar 20 2019 10:31PM
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guacashmole
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Supposedly if you ski fast enough you can hit warp speed and send yourself back in time. Wax those planks my ageing friends.
Mar 21 2019 11:34AM
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guacashmole
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Supposedly if you ski fast enough you can hit warp speed and send yourself back in time. Wax those planks my ageing friends.
Mar 21 2019 11:36AM
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Cmoney101
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Drink Jerry blood it keeps you young
Mar 21 2019 1:04PM
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Lukrom_
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RparrI don't even know if I'll enjoy skiing anymore when I can't ski like a jackass. That's why it makes me so happy to see some of our favorite pros still crush it as they push into their 30's


I'll still ski like a jackass until I die
Mar 21 2019 1:47PM
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SuspiciousFish
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"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do."

-Warren Miller

That being said, if you take care of yourself you can rip hard until your 60s. Added bonus for teaching your kids to ski.
Mar 21 2019 1:47PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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This thread is like a bad fortune cookie
Mar 21 2019 1:54PM
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Johngreenacre
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SuspiciousFish"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do."

-Warren Miller

That being said, if you take care of yourself you can rip hard until your 60s. Added bonus for teaching your kids to ski.


You can rip later than that! I saw a vid of a guy 101 ripping!
Mar 21 2019 1:58PM
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Saga.
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WPochThanks dad


Make all the jokes you want. Tim McChesney checked off quite possibly the heaviest jump session of his life last year and he is nearing 30 years of age.

You can do very impressive things in your life if you want to. The age at which you do them doesn't matter.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/929125/FW1718-TimMcChesney-Chads-mp4
Mar 21 2019 3:25PM
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Rusticles
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Saga.There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.


Never in a million years did I think at 37 with two kids would I still be having a blast in the park, even if all I can do now is 5's and backflips.
Mar 21 2019 4:23PM
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partyandBS
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Tanner Hall is 35 and competing and working on a new film segment. Get it while you can!
Mar 22 2019 9:55AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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OP:

“Each year you are a year older”

DUDE WTF MAN
Mar 22 2019 10:19AM
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