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Each season you are one year older

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Johngreenacre
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shit is fucked, time runs out.
6 years ago
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Ted_The_Sled
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Listen man, I'm just trying to get through my Tuesday in peace
6 years ago
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MoneyMakerMike
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That's why I got to get corked this season or else I'll be 1 year older if I dont.
6 years ago
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Rparr
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I don't even know if I'll enjoy skiing anymore when I can't ski like a jackass. That's why it makes me so happy to see some of our favorite pros still crush it as they push into their 30's
6 years ago
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Roberto907
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Each year is one year away from getting corked
6 years ago
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Hangry
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Dude I just got my antidepressants to kick in and you do this? Fuck
6 years ago
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Roberto907
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HangryDude I just got my antidepressants to kick in and you do this? Fuck


Get corked Hansel
6 years ago
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270on420out
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I wanna be that old guy who can backflip idc
6 years ago
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BigdaddyPCMR
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RanchoBlancoListen man, I'm just trying to get through my Tuesday in peace


I though it was fucking Thursday... why???? (In school right now ffs)
6 years ago
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yeetus_chund666
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me too
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
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FUUuuUuyUuUuuUUuuuuUuUuuUuUUUUUCccCCCCCCCcCccCCCCKKKKkKkKKKKkKkkk
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I need an anime bitch so fucking bad
6 years ago
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SchlossAdler
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If you don't do a double cork 1260 this year, you'll be one year older when you do one
6 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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And here i am wasting it away working at a bank
6 years ago
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50Kal
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Still haven’t skied one day yet this season.
6 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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Not me buddy. I've always been the same age with this one trick pro skiers hate. Now it takes time and effort to learn and teach this one trick so if you want to learn, you need to send me a brand new ski setup or venmo me 1000 bucks in advance.
6 years ago
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michigang
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why!! would !!! you!! make!! this!!! thread!!!!!
6 years ago
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OregonDead
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Another reason to keep the season going year round. F the whole formula. Some of the OGs have skied over 300 consecutive months in one season.
6 years ago
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FabricatedFront4
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Pro tip, anti age cream. works every time.
6 years ago
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WPoch
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One less year to huck a dub
6 years ago
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partyandBS
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Life’s a bitch and then you die.
Thats why we ski fast
Cause you never know when you gonna pass.
6 years ago
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CalumSKI
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yes
6 years ago
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Saga.
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There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.
6 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
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Saga.There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.


Spoken like a true ski company. Thank you Saga, very cool.
6 years ago
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WPoch
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Saga.There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.


Thanks dad
6 years ago
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jibbersaurus
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bruh, life is to be enjoyed at all stages, with each owns pros and cons - sure you got one less season on ya lifes pass, but you are also one year closer the being that shredding dad/grandy with the max steez
6 years ago
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hi_vis360
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AD started getting well known when he was like 25. He's the same age as ski boss.
6 years ago
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bergobeanz
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ZiggyZagSkzzNot me buddy. I've always been the same age with this one trick pro skiers hate. Now it takes time and effort to learn and teach this one trick so if you want to learn, you need to send me a brand new ski setup or venmo me 1000 bucks in advance.


Done. Check venmo
6 years ago
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guacashmole
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Supposedly if you ski fast enough you can hit warp speed and send yourself back in time. Wax those planks my ageing friends.
6 years ago
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guacashmole
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Supposedly if you ski fast enough you can hit warp speed and send yourself back in time. Wax those planks my ageing friends.
6 years ago
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Cmoney101
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Drink Jerry blood it keeps you young
6 years ago
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Lukrom_
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RparrI don't even know if I'll enjoy skiing anymore when I can't ski like a jackass. That's why it makes me so happy to see some of our favorite pros still crush it as they push into their 30's


I'll still ski like a jackass until I die
6 years ago
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SuspiciousFish
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"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do."

-Warren Miller

That being said, if you take care of yourself you can rip hard until your 60s. Added bonus for teaching your kids to ski.
6 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
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This thread is like a bad fortune cookie
6 years ago
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Johngreenacre
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SuspiciousFish"If you don't do it this year, you'll be one year older when you do."

-Warren Miller

That being said, if you take care of yourself you can rip hard until your 60s. Added bonus for teaching your kids to ski.


You can rip later than that! I saw a vid of a guy 101 ripping!
6 years ago
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Saga.
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WPochThanks dad


Make all the jokes you want. Tim McChesney checked off quite possibly the heaviest jump session of his life last year and he is nearing 30 years of age.

You can do very impressive things in your life if you want to. The age at which you do them doesn't matter.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/929125/FW1718-TimMcChesney-Chads-mp4
6 years ago
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Rusticles
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Saga.There is no timeline for your life that dictates by which age things need to happen. Sure there are general outlines put in place by society but there's no need to stress over that. As long as you keep you mind and body in good health you'll be very surprised how long into your life you can continue to progress and experience new people, places and activities.


Never in a million years did I think at 37 with two kids would I still be having a blast in the park, even if all I can do now is 5's and backflips.
6 years ago
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partyandBS
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Tanner Hall is 35 and competing and working on a new film segment. Get it while you can!
6 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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OP:

“Each year you are a year older”

DUDE WTF MAN
6 years ago
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