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Quack, Quack...Oh, Yeah, Uhhhh.
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The place where I work is located on Lake Washington and the boss raises these ducks. Every time I sit down to eat lunch outside when its nice out dozens of ducks, young and old, flock to my side. Its really funny to watch them. Some of them fight, yeah, ducks actually fight, they go fo each other's throats and shit. Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. Any how, I think the ducks gets off on me because there are a few lady ducks that rub up against my leg and one of them jumps onto my lap, it scares the shit out of me! The one that jumps on my lap also lets me pet it, I named it 'Baby Girl' you know, like how Bernie Mack calls his youngest niece.
'You can't bake bread in a cold oven.'
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dont be mad he inpregnated ur mom
french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
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good u fucking queer
french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
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why is this thread so long.....its about ducks..........
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alpentalik is not gone. he changed his name to ekunz.
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
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why dont you stowebum and your friend assassin have your little interesting conversations about each other's moms on AIM, or at least PM each other, I mean seriously I dont give a fuck about what you have to tell each other, since its just "fuck ur mom in the ass "and "ur dad has a small penis".
Now let's get back to the duckies, this was an entertaining story. Ducks are very good meat by the way, no kidding, its called "magret de canard"
Gravity sucks
'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc
"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
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if i ever ran into you anywhere, i'd beat the piss out of you, mushroom stamp your forehead, go fuck a hooker with various venerial diseases, then fuck your mom like a depraved wild beast. next time, think of a insult that's a little more clever cock breath.
"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."
R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
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duck..... Ã l'orange.
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Patty "typos are an artform" W.
*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Honestly, who throws a shoe?
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whats it taste like
french is wierd too. the movie "mouse hunt" in french was called " nous reveillons pas un souris qui dors" meaning we wont wake up a mouse thats sleeping.
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depndas how its cooked... but mainly, like a smoky chicken...
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Patty "typos are an artform" W.
*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Honestly, who throws a shoe?
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